Is the dating market that bad?

[hawaiidreamin]

Are there no viable dates for people anymore that we need to now kiss Sharks?

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_261124255.html

http://www.divester.com/2006/09/19/man-kisses-shark-shark-bites-man/

[blueyecicle]

What? He doesn't like the old fashioned dog or cat?? Crazy people! :rolleyes:

[hawaiidreamin]

Sheep must be too mundane as well :rolleyes:

[Mike_Lowery]

What's wrong with pillows? :rolleyes:

[Leo Lakio]

Sheep must be too mundane as well :rolleyes:Now playing in my mental jukebox: "Embrace me, my sweet embraceable EWE..." :eek:

[1stwahine]

What's wrong with pillows? :rolleyes:

Wat do you do with pillows? :confused:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Auntie pUpule :p

[hawaiidreamin]

Now playing in my mental jukebox: "Embrace me, my sweet embraceable EWE..." :eek:

Now that's funny :p

[Mike_Lowery]

Now that's funny :p
Co-sign! I thought the joke was baaaaaaaa-d, but after singing it to myself in my head, it's actually really funny!

[hawaiidreamin]

I will have this in my head all day now :rolleyes: LOL

[Leo Lakio]

Flip side (for the old-school folks who even recall what a "flip side" is) ---
"There Will Never Be Another Ewe."

[blueyecicle]

Sheep must be too mundane as well :rolleyes:

I wonder if he would trade the shark kissing for a blow up sheep doll...he wouldn't have to dive to find one....easy access??
:p

[hawaiidreamin]

Flip side (for the old-school folks who even recall what a "flip side" is) ---
"There Will Never Be Another Ewe."
Ok, you must please stop now, I beg of you.... :p

Blow up sheep doll? Hmm, he probably started with that-and it lost it's appeal-needed more excitement

[craigwatanabe]

Ok, you must please stop now, I beg of you.... :p

Blow up sheep doll? Hmm, he probably started with that-and it lost it's appeal-needed more excitement

Well you know when tending sheep those shepards get mighty lonely with their flock of fleece and a stiff staff :eek:

[Leo Lakio]

As my co-worker from Idaho says: "No, really! I was just helping this sheep over the fence...!"

[Mike_Lowery]

As my co-worker from Idaho says: "No, really! I was just helping this sheep over the fence...!"
Uh-oh...sheep jokes are coming. [makes like a shepherd and gets the flock outta here]

[hawaiidreamin]

You guys need help-lots of it :p

The sad part about this is that the guy was not the least bit sheepish about how he got his lip bitten off-goes so far as to say that he just won't kiss the sharks when they are on their backs anymore...

[kaipo]

Thats just sad!!! Everybody knows before you kiss the shark you need to take it out for dinner and dancing. that poor shark just thought it was getting short changed. Eventually the thrill of shark-kissing will wear of and the poor guy will wave to move one to more exciting things, like french kissing wana, or feeling up portuguese man-o-war!!!!

[hawaiidreamin]

Actually now that I think of it-the shark might have been into him...one of those nature shows was showing how they mate and it is pretty rough,- it could almost amount to rape by human standards for sure.

So this sounds like it is just another case of a guy not being able to finish what he started...the shark bit off what she could chew though :rolleyes: ;)

[Queenolu]

Thats just sad!!! Everybody knows before you kiss the shark you need to take it out for dinner and dancing. that poor shark just thought it was getting short changed. Eventually the thrill of shark-kissing will wear of and the poor guy will wave to move one to more exciting things, like french kissing wana, or feeling up portuguese man-o-war!!!!


Crazy funnyyyyyyyyyy :D :D

[craigwatanabe]

Thats just sad!!! Everybody knows before you kiss the shark you need to take it out for dinner and dancing. that poor shark just thought it was getting short changed. Eventually the thrill of shark-kissing will wear of and the poor guy will wave to move one to more exciting things, like french kissing wana, or feeling up portuguese man-o-war!!!!

But if you get past the kissing then you should try for the home run by poking taco :D

[Mahi Waina]

So this sounds like it is just another case of a guy not being able to finish what he started...

Since sharks don't sleep, he should have been prepared to cuddle afterwards for a long, long, time.