Ask Mike_Lowery a Question

[Mike_Lowery]

I'm off to bed, and I know I'll have nothing to do at work tomorrow. So go ahead, shoot off any questions and I'll try to answer'em.

Hotep!

[Vanguard]

Who are you?

You may take the philosophical route or the autobiographical route :P

[TuNnL]

Were you just making a sarcastic remark when you said Idaho would beat UH, or did you actually believe it?

[tutusue]

Do spinning rims really cost $10k?

[manoasurfer123]

What's the best way to get "Red Dirt" off of sneakers?

[sinjin]

How many ways are there to lace sneakers?

[MadAzza]

What does "hotep" mean?

[Mike_Lowery]

Who are you?

You may take the philosophical route or the autobiographical route :P

Philosophically, I'm just another man on the earth.

Autobiographically...I'm the son of a single parent, born in HNL, raised in LIH (the cities, not the airports). In my free time, I enjoy reading, watching TV, shopping, playing basketball, and hanging out with friends. I work for a youth services agency. Sounds like a May Day bio from middle school? :p

[Mike_Lowery]

Were you just making a sarcastic remark when you said Idaho would beat UH, or did you actually believe it?

I believed it. I focused on the headcoach's credentials and the team speed. Speed was equal, but I'd pick Erickson over Jones in a heartbeat. :o

[manoasurfer123]

Why are planets round if they all came from the same explosion?

If god can do anything... Can he make a rock so big he can't lift it?
:confused:

[Leo Lakio]

Why do we drive on parkways, yet park on driveways?

[Mike_Lowery]

Do spinning rims really cost $10k?

I've seen them for over $10k just once. If it's over $10k, I think you're overpaying. I put that more as a hyperbolic price.

[Mike_Lowery]

What's the best way to get "Red Dirt" off of sneakers?
Just get new sneaks. I got 60 on hand, should 1 get dirty.

[tutusue]

[...]If god can do anything... Can he make a rock so big he can't lift it?
:confused:
Maybe Sun. 10/15 was the result of Her trying...

[Mike_Lowery]

How many ways are there to lace sneakers?
Hmm...not sure. At first thought, I came up with just 2: regular, and straight-laced. But then I figured, lacing the left side over the right side is one way, right side over the left side is another...bleh, I dunno...I hated combinations and permutations in algebra I. Ask scrivener :D

[Mike_Lowery]

What does "hotep" mean?

"Peace" in Egyptian.

[tutusue]

I've seen them for over $10k just once. If it's over $10k, I think you're overpaying. I put that more as a hyperbolic price.
Personally I think $10.00 is overpaying! Those rims look ridiculous...from a tutu's POV, anyway!

[manoasurfer123]

Just get new sneaks. I got 60 on hand, should 1 get dirty.
Your not a female are you?

[Mike_Lowery]

Why are planets round if they all came from the same explosion?

If god can do anything... Can he make a rock so big he can't lift it?
:confused:
The centripetal force and universal gravitation, my man!


Maybe Sun. 10/15 was the result of Her trying...

Not sure about the rock, but I've heard that God made a burrito so hot and spicy that He/She/It can't eat it. I think that Kilauea's just a bunch of leaking refried beans in the burrito.

[Mike_Lowery]

My bad, mods...I forgot about the multiquote thing.
Why do we drive on parkways, yet park on driveways?
Ah, Steven Wright's questions are timeless. I am unsure of the answer (I didn't finish my degree in CE) to this humorous transportation question. But why do we turn down the radio when we're driving and looking for directions?
Your not a female are you?
No sir, but I'm a sorta distant nephew of Ferdi and Imelda Marcos.

[Leo Lakio]

But why do we turn down the radio when we're driving and looking for directions?Who's asking the questions here? :D

[Mike_Lowery]

Who's asking the questions here? :D

hahaha...oh right. Put me in my place! :p

[nachodaddy]

Why do they call it a foul pole cuz when you hit it, it is considered a fair ball?

[Mike_Lowery]

Why do they call it a foul pole cuz when you hit it, it is considered a fair ball?

One thing that makes baseball so great is it's full of misnomers. Look at the strike--most of the time, it's not even hit (except for fouls on strikes 1 and 2).

[nachodaddy]

on the subject of baseball......

Name all the ways the batter can reach first base.

Please quantify your response with ones you knew from memory and ones that you had to look up..........:)

[Mike_Lowery]

on the subject of baseball......

Name all the ways the batter can reach first base.

Please quantify your response with ones you knew from memory and ones that you had to look up..........:)

1B, BB, HBP, E, FC, dropped 3rd strike, catcher interference, buy her jewelry :D


had to look up these:
# Runner interference, in which a ground ball hits a runner who is called out, and the batter is awarded first base. -- (Incorrect- this is ruled as a hit, see rule 10.05e)
# If you pinch run for the hitter (see pinch runner)

[manoasurfer123]

so why is a football called a football when you carry it with your hands, you toss it with your arms, and you catch it with your finger tips?

If you kick the ball...(unless it's a punt or a kick off...it's a penalty)

[Mike_Lowery]

so why is a football called a football when you carry it with your hands, you toss it with your arms, and you catch it with your finger tips?

If you kick the ball...(unless it's a punt or a kick off...it's a penalty)

I'm guessin 'cause it evolved from soccer (which is called football or futbol*giggles* around the world).

[nachodaddy]

First question: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow??

Second question: what is UP with your sig?? I see gooblygook in the quote......

[sinjin]

I've seen them for over $10k just once. If it's over $10k, I think you're overpaying. I put that more as a hyperbolic price.I wonder are those things a hazard for guys who work at car washes?First question: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow??"What do you mean, an African or European swallow?"

[manoasurfer123]

Why should God bless Hapa women?
http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showpost.php?p=88275&postcount=1

[Mike_Lowery]

First question: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow??

Second question: what is UP with your sig?? I see gooblygook in the quote......Ah, that's a question that has baffled ornithologists for a while. I had to look this up. http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

Any my sig? Just somethin I was messin with, thought it looked cool, so I put it there.Why should God bless Hapa women?
http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showpost.php?p=88275&postcount=1
I guess he doesn't have to. I was just infatuated with my mail carrier at the time.I wonder are those things a hazard for guys who work at car washes?Not really. I think they're more of a nuisance to car washers--one more shiny thing to worry about scratching.

[adrian]

1) What's the meaning of life?

2) What is the best cell phone provider in Hawaii?

3) Will I ever find parking?

[Palolo Joe]

1) Why do you have a screencap from a porno movie as your avatar?

[Kungpao]

1) Why do you have a screencap from a porno movie as your avatar?

HAHAHAHA This ought to be good LOL

[nachodaddy]

1) Why do you have a screencap from a porno movie as your avatar?

I thought it was a pic of him. :)

Maybe it still is him????

[manoasurfer123]

1) Why do you have a screencap from a porno movie as your avatar?
My question to you Mike... is how would Palolo Joe even know this?

[Mike_Lowery]

1) Why do you have a screencap from a porno movie as your avatar?

Booooo. no fun! I'll change it by request :cool:

[Mike_Lowery]

1) What's the meaning of life?

2) What is the best cell phone provider in Hawaii?

3) Will I ever find parking?

1. 42

2. IMO, Verizon Wireless

3. Lots of parking on Kauai.

[Palolo Joe]

Booooo. no fun!
I didn't request that you change it... :cool:

I got spanked myself by the admin for having a pic of Jack Black bending Sarah Michelle Gellar over (fully clothed, of course). So I was curious.

I mean, was I the only one who could see the girl's okole in the cap? :eek:

[Mike_Lowery]

I didn't request that you change it... :cool:

I got spanked myself by the admin for having a pic of Jack Black bending Sarah Michelle Gellar over (fully clothed, of course). So I was curious.

I mean, was I the only one who could see the girl's okole in the cap? :eek:

My bad...I wasn't referring to you as the requester :D It's cool tho.

LOL...I didn't even notice her okole. I thought people woulda recognized the dude's face first.

[manoasurfer123]

LOL...I didn't even notice her okole. I thought people woulda recognized the dude's face first.
I thought it was you too!!! And just so you feel better...

My Jellyfish on my Avatars naked too:p

Next Question: Why does Mike Lowery feel like he is Jeeves all of a sudden?

[Lei Liko]

I didn't request that you change it... :cool:

I got spanked myself by the admin for having a pic of Jack Black bending Sarah Michelle Gellar over (fully clothed, of course). So I was curious.

I mean, was I the only one who could see the girl's okole in the cap? :eek:

My first avatar was Lilo beating the isht outta the annoying haole girl from Lilo and Stitch. It was deemed to aggressive so I had to change it. Oh well.

Back to the topic at hand...

I've had Gatorade and water and ate something...how do I get rid of this nasty hangover?

And why are there bruises all over my legs?

I hate not remembering the weekend.

[Mike_Lowery]

Next Question: Why does Mike Lowery feel like he is Jeeves all of a sudden?

I feel more like Zoltar, the unplugged fortune-telling machine from "Big" than Jeeves. I'd rather die than be a butler. :D

I've had Gatorade and water and ate something...how do I get rid of this nasty hangover?

And why are there bruises all over my legs?

I hate not remembering the weekend.

Good thing you ask. I work in drug-prevention, so I know a little about drinking grandpa's cough medicine...
Hangovers are caused by alcohol (a depressant and diuretic), which dehydrates your cells. Get lots of salt and potassium to help retain water and get rid of the nasty hangover feeling. Sugar helps in the short-run, but the carbohydrate "high" will leave you exhausted when it wears out. Gatorade, water, bananas, and ice cream are great. Make it even better--a banana split with lots of chocolate syrup and nuts, an ice cold glass of water, "My Best Friend's Wedding," a couch, and pajamas makes it a million times better during a hangover.

And about leg bruises...I am not sure. If your shins are bruised, that's why you have shins--they're the greatest tool for finding furniture in the dark.

[craigwatanabe]

Philosophically, I'm just another man on the earth.

Autobiographically...I'm the son of a single parent, born in HNL, raised in LIH (the cities, not the airports). In my free time, I enjoy reading, watching TV, shopping, playing basketball, and hanging out with friends. I work for a youth services agency. Sounds like a May Day bio from middle school? :p


Son of a single parent? That in itself begs the question: What happened to the other half of the equation that produced you? It almost sounds like a latent personal statement about the other half. Interesting:)

[Marco]

Question 1: Can you put up your old avatar for another day or so? I'd like to get a look at this girl's okole that everyone's talking about. I thought the picture was of you, too.

Question 2: How did you put up your own avatar in the first place? I'm computer-retarded.

Question 3: Why do my Niners suck so bad?

[manoasurfer123]

What is the inverse function of the function f(x)=1/sqrt(x)?:o

What are the 11 herbs and spices in KFC's secret recipe?

[Mike_Lowery]

Son of a single parent? That in itself begs the question: What happened to the other half of the equation that produced you? It almost sounds like a latent personal statement about the other half. Interesting:)
He got reassigned to a different Navy post :D
Question 1: Can you put up your old avatar for another day or so? I'd like to get a look at this girl's okole that everyone's talking about. I thought the picture was of you, too.

Question 2: How did you put up your own avatar in the first place? I'm computer-retarded.

Question 3: Why do my Niners suck so bad?
1. If I can find it. I deleted the original picture from my HD
2. The avatar controls are in "User CP". Just upload a pic from your HD there
3. They're my Niners too :p I think they need a new D Coordinator. The talent is there.

[Hellbent]

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be if you fell in the forest, would a bear still crap on the rabbit?

[manoasurfer123]

If it is the way the way it is...then why is it that way?;)

[tutusue]

I'm off to bed, and I know I'll have nothing to do at work tomorrow.[...]
[...]I work in drug-prevention,[...]
I can't decide whether the combination of these 2 statements is good news or bad news. The 'Pollyanna' in me would like to think the drug problem is under control on Kauai. The 'realist' knows that's not true. Please enlighten me, oh great, wise master! :D

[manoasurfer123]

I guess we finally stumped Zoltar:rolleyes:

[Mike_Lowery]

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be if you fell in the forest, would a bear still crap on the rabbit?
I'd probably be the Stanford Tree, and yes, the bear would still wipe his butt with the rabbit. I'll get crapped on by USC this Saturday.

If it is the way the way it is...then why is it that way?
Let me ask my grandma.

I can't decide whether the combination of these 2 statements is good news or bad news. The 'Pollyanna' in me would like to think the drug problem is under control on Kauai. The 'realist' knows that's not true. Please enlighten me, oh great, wise master! :D
Today's the only day out of the entire year I get to slack. Don't worry, the future is in good hands with me. :D

I guess we finally stumped Zoltar:rolleyes:
Sorry, I was out at the mall for a few hours. All Levi's jeans (including 569's!) were only 16.99! The sag is back, fam.

[manoasurfer123]

What is the inverse function of the function f(x)=1/sqrt(x)?:o

What are the 11 herbs and spices in KFC's secret recipe?
You forgot these very important questions I need to know before I can go to sleep tonight Zoltar.

[Mike_Lowery]

You forgot these very important questions I need to know before I can go to sleep tonight Zoltar.
haha...my bad, yo.

I haven't done anything harder than trig in 5 years, so I couldn't tell ya. And aren't you married? This guy, asking about a mermaid's undergarment (you know...an algae bra?) I crack myself up.

As for KFC...I've been trying to find out myself. Kinda hard, 'cause they've been keeping only a handful of people privy to making the actual batter. But hold up--the recipe may change soon, if they manage to keep the taste the same while stripping their grub (except for those bad-@$$ biscuits) of trans fats.

EDIT: Ok, ok, I consulted my knowledge-nemesis, Google (or "The Googles" to someone). Here's the alleged 11 herbs and spices: http://www.recipezaar.com/133784

[manoasurfer123]

Oh my ZOLTAR -

you have side stepped many of my questions.

ML... Please answer the following...

I was on Kauai 5 weeks ago... what is your solution to the traffic congestion on Kauai?

[Mike_Lowery]

I was on Kauai 5 weeks ago... what is your solution to the traffic congestion on Kauai?

Synchronize the traffic lights. Some traffic-lighted intersections are less than 1,000 feet away from each other, and sometimes you get past one light only to sit at another 5 seconds later.


Most of the island's highways are 2-laned. I'd say add at least one more lane all around--a serious accident 7-12 miles from Lihue can leave traffic backed up in Lihue for 3-5 hours because of lane closures!!!


Big employers (e.g. Marriott (Marri-rot to all you UH dormers), Hyatt, etc.) could provide vanpools. I see close to a hundred cars with only 1 person in'em every morning.


Increase the # of stops on every Kauai Bus route.


Plan areas to encourage pedestrian traffic. No one walks here 'cause things are spread relatively far apart. Also, walking on Kauai is seen as something only the homeless, drugged-out, or mentally handicapped people do.

[tutusue]

[...]I crack myself up.[...]
Such a silly thread. That's why I like it! I'm happy it was a slow drug day! ;)

[Mike_Lowery]

...I crack myself up....

Oh yeah, Tutu...no pun intended. :o

[Konaguy]

Synchronize the traffic lights. Some traffic-lighted intersections are less than 1,000 feet away from each other, and sometimes you get past one light only to sit at another 5 seconds later.



All very good suggestions- except syncing the stop lights. They tried that with no success on Queen Kaahumanu Highway. The bad thing is more stop lights are popping like Coconut trees on Queen Kaahumanu.

Compounding that fact it seems HDOT is more content with adding more lanes to Queen Kaahumanu, than mitigating the real problem, all these stop lights. Please HDOT think out of the box, grade separation or a roundabout.

[Got2HaVKaYaNoW]

Speaking of Traffic lights....ha' cum afta the earthquake it seems like the traffic lights no match any more? Cuz, before I could drive down Kalakaua Ave. and if I caught one green ~ I caught 'em all. hmm?:confused:

Now the lights stay hammajang?!:confused:

[manoasurfer123]

Also, walking on Kauai is seen as something only the homeless, drugged-out, or mentally handicapped people do.
[/LIST]
Same feeling on the big island when I was last there...

But I must say..."kauai's bus system is kind of cute" the so called bus that I kept seeing looked more like a Tourist Van. Is that really the "bus?" A bunch of make shift tour vans that only hold 12-16 people?

[Mike_Lowery]

Same feeling on the big island when I was last there...

But I must say..."kauai's bus system is kind of cute" the so called bus that I kept seeing looked more like a Tourist Van. Is that really the "bus?" A bunch of make shift tour vans that only hold 12-16 people?

Hahaha...you sure you saw the Kauai Bus? They're not exactly make-shift. They're the same models as the newest Rainbow Shuttles that run around UH Manoa. Each holds 30-40, and there's a special wheelchair entry at the rear, right quarter.

[MadAzza]

Is a wink really as good as a nod to a blind horse? If so, why? If not, why not?

[Mike_Lowery]

Is a wink really as good as a nod to a blind horse? If so, why? If not, why not?

Sure! The horse can't see it anyway. If a horse is blind, it's just as good as glue :D

[TuNnL]

Here's the alleged 11 herbs and spices: http://www.recipezaar.com/133784What the heck is allspice and marjoram leaves? I sure as hell don’t have any of that in my kitchen cupboard.

[GeckoGeek]

What color is the White House? (I mean, what shade of white?)

Who is buried in Grant's tomb? (Anyone besides Grant? Is he really in that tomb?)

Where is the Arizona Memorial?

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?


And the biggie: Do FrootLoops come in a 2lb box?

[manoasurfer123]

Hahaha...you sure you saw the Kauai Bus? They're not exactly make-shift. They're the same models as the newest Rainbow Shuttles that run around UH Manoa. Each holds 30-40, and there's a special wheelchair entry at the rear, right quarter.

So why do people on Kauai call "shuttles" "Busses?"

[Mike_Lowery]

So why do people on Kauai call "shuttles" "Busses?"

I admit...most of the people here don't know better. :D

[manoasurfer123]

Since your in the field... what is the answer to Kauai's Drug Problem?

[Mike_Lowery]

Since your in the field... what is the answer to Kauai's Drug Problem?

I think it's rooted in the cost of living. I specialize in drug use amongst youth, and I see that over 90% of them are from working-class families--most of the nuclear families. Parents are working overtime or multiple jobs, resulting in a bunch of latch-key kids. A lot of families I see are not together until 7-8 PM during the weekdays if not until the weekend. So you know how it goes--when the cat's away, the mice come out to play. Something like 75% of juvenile crimes are committed between 2 PM and 8 PM here.

Anyway, I think the drug problem is solved by keeping kids occupied with something healthier--sports, community service, volunteering, service learning, etc. But as a long-term solution: get back to the families. Youth drug abuse is a result of acting out in response to neglect by parents or just not having enough quality time together.

Tourism seems like a double-edged sword (well, more than double since it does multiple good and bad things) to me. Most of the state gets paid as a result of tourists being here. The brand of the aloha spirit that we market to tourists--it's really a euphimism for altruism and "serve the tourist so I can feed my kids who's using drugs and making babies"--but that's a whole other subject for discussion. What I'm trying to say is, we've become consumed with money as an ends instead of a means, but it's not Hawaii's fault. We got mortgages, cars, food, clothes, and tuition to worry about.

[Lei K]

"What do you mean, an African or European swallow?"

Monty Python and The Holy Grail. :D

How come we only have 11 smilies here? I have more emotions than that! :p

If you could be anything for Halloween what would you be?

[sinjin]

If you could be anything for Halloween what would you be?Maynard James Keenan

[Mike_Lowery]

Monty Python and The Holy Grail. :D

How come we only have 11 smilies here? I have more emotions than that! :p

If you could be anything for Halloween what would you be?

I was gonna be the famous "Barrel Man" that all Filipino grandparents have in their homes.

http://www.dreamstime.com/thumbimg_9/1112508139ED68Np.jpg

If I had cajones, I'd do what Bill Maher did here (**DON'T CLICK ON LINK IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!**) apologies to Steve Irwin and his fam.

http://perezhilton.com/bilmaherhalloween.jpg

[Konaguy]

Speaking of Traffic lights....ha' cum afta the earthquake it seems like the traffic lights no match any more? Cuz, before I could drive down Kalakaua Ave. and if I caught one green ~ I caught 'em all. hmm?:confused:

Now the lights stay hammajang?!:confused:


It is likely the programming for the lights got screwed up. I'd call up the
traffic light maintenance folks ?

[manoasurfer123]

What political party do you see yourself agreeing and supporting the most?

What religion do you follow if anyone?

Why do you have 60 pairs of shoes... other then being related to Imelda Marcos...?

And is that true that you are related to her?

Do you name your shoes?

What is your favorite brand of shoes?

And besides buying a new pair of shoes... how do you get Red Dirt off of the White Rubber surrounding some of the shoes?

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[tutusue]

What political party do you see yourself agreeing and supporting the most?

What religion do you follow if anyone?[...]
Aaaaaaacccck...religion and politics...so much for this thread! :eek:

[manoasurfer123]

Aaaaaaacccck...religion and politics...so much for this thread! :eek:
That's exactly the reason I posted! Well not for you... but I wanted to see his reaction... as the two are the scary ones!

[Erika Engle]

Maybe Sun. 10/15 was the result of Her trying...

Tutusue, I ADORE your wit.

What a great way to answer an antagonizing question!

(No offense, Manoa, but people who try to disparage the Almighty God say stupid junk like that all the time.)

[manoasurfer123]

(No offense, Manoa, but people who try to disparage the Almighty God say stupid junk like that all the time.)
You could never offend me Ms. Engle!:rolleyes:

And the question was out there for Mike not for Tutu... However, I liked her answer and will use the "Earthquake" answer anytime someone asks me that stupid question in the future.:)

Erika... How come no reports about the Rumble that Happened in Hilo last Weekend in the Paper? Or maybe I should ask Mike... since this is his thread:o
http://www.hawaiitribune-herald.com/articles/2006/10/26/local_news/local01.txt

[Got2HaVKaYaNoW]

Dear Mike Lowery,

Is it going to rain tomarrow?

If so, what part of the islands will feel it most?

aloha,


KaYa T.

[manoasurfer123]

I can answer this one:rolleyes:

Yes it will rain tomorrow... where I don't know... in Hawaii... probably somewhere.

What part of the islands? I don't know... just yet... but I do know the Puget Sound has plenty islands... as well as many other island chains throughout the world, so I'm sure some islands will get rain somewhere...

So my question to ML to keep this on topic....

Why is Kauai considered the Garden Island when the Big Island has more gardens and far more "gardens" that export?

What is the specific Garden that one is suppose to see when going there?

[Got2HaVKaYaNoW]

I can answer this one:rolleyes:

Yes it will rain tomorrow... where I don't know... in Hawaii... probably somewhere.

What part of the islands? I don't know... just yet... but I do know the Puget Sound has plenty islands... as well as many other island chains throughout the world, so I'm sure some islands will get rain somewhere...


Thanx Manoa, :D u know where I meant mento! LOL, East oahu...sheesh...anywho

Halo's,

KaYa T.:D

[Mike_Lowery]

What political party do you see yourself agreeing and supporting the most?

What religion do you follow if anyone?

Why do you have 60 pairs of shoes... other then being related to Imelda Marcos...?

And is that true that you are related to her?

Do you name your shoes?

What is your favorite brand of shoes?

And besides buying a new pair of shoes... how do you get Red Dirt off of the White Rubber surrounding some of the shoes?

I see myself agreeing with dems more often than any other party, but it seems like the lines dividing the different parties in hawaii are kinda sorta beginning to overlap.

I'm Roman Catholic

I have 60 pairs of shoes 'cause I'm hip hop. A sneakerhead, me. Gotta match it with shirts/jerseys, etc. I'm not exactly related to Imelda...Ferdinand's a blood relative.

Nope, shoes don't get names, but they are attributed attitudes.

Sneaks: I prefer Nike, Puma, or PF Flyers Dress: Gotta be Stacy Adams.

I never, ever get red dirt on the white parts of my shoes. I walk mostly on sidewalks or paved areas. My kicks get dirty, I get heated. I had a pair of white/white AF1's that got a little dirty once and got it pristine again with a toothbrush and Fantastik. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/thealmightymiranda/smileys/thumbsup.gif


Dear Mike Lowery,

Is it going to rain tomarrow?

If so, what part of the islands will feel it most?

aloha,


KaYa T.
It will rain on Kauai and Windward Oahu. Expect 3" in the Kaneohe-Kahaluu area again. Waianae will probably feel it most, as they will be extremely jealous of the rain the other side of the island will get. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/thealmightymiranda/smileys/laugh.gif

[tutusue]

[...]Waianae will probably feel it most, as they will be extremely jealous of the rain the other side of the island will get. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/thealmightymiranda/smileys/laugh.gif
:eek:
What? No beach day like today? <faint>

[Mike_Lowery]

:eek:
What? No beach day like today? <faint>

Any day's a beach day if you're willing to drive to a dry part of the island! :p

As for me, I hate getting in the water. The smell of suntan lotion is scustin' http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/thealmightymiranda/smileys/puke.gif

[MadAzza]

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, and why?

[GeckoGeek]

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, and why?

Same reason they put the Bomp, in the Bomp bomp bomp. It sold records. :p

[manoasurfer123]

Dear Mr. Mike Lowery... why is everyone answering the questions posted to you...?

this is not a trivia thread... this is things we want Mike to think about and reply to...

and yeah...ok... I'm guilty to...so I quit answering.... if you like answer questions.... set up your own thread!:D

Ok... I'm the most guilty of this... so answer this....why?

[Palolo Joe]

and yeah...ok... I'm guilty to...so I quit answering.... if you like answer questions.... set up your own thread!:D

Ok... I'm the most guilty of this... so answer this....why?
Because you one donkey?

Oh wait. Gotta let Mike break it down for you.

[CranBeree]

how come the Ask Mike Lowery a question thread is closed?

[tutusue]

[...]And why can't Mike_Lowery answer any more questions? That was one of the most enjoyable threads I had seen in quite some time.
how come the Ask Mike Lowery a question thread is closed?
Huh? What? Yah, what LL and CB said...why? :confused:

[admin]

This thread was started on a whim to help Mike_Lowery pass the time after a slow day at work. It was a heap of fun, but some people were getting tedious... and the day had ended, anyway.

If you still want to ask Mike_Lowery a question, send him a Private Message (http://www.hawaiithreads.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=2876). If you have further comments on the thread closure, please contact me.