The Amazing Death Predictor!

[Mike_Lowery]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Michael M*******: At age 49 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

[Menehune Man]

Jeff -----: at age 58 you(I) will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by a suckerfish. HaHaHa! That was hilarious! :rolleyes:

[Lei Liko]

K**********: At age 76 you finally kick the heroin habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Sweet.

[blueyecicle]

Mine said I will be so stressed out because an Andy Griffith ghost look a like is hunting...not haunting but hunting me that I will kill myself at age 58!
:p :rolleyes:

[Adri]

At age 68 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much

Huh, at least I get to live longer than Blueyecicle ;)

[GeckoGeek]

GeckoGeek: At age 68 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

:eek: I think we need to do something about forcing the mentally ill to take their prescribed medication.

[blueyecicle]

At age 68 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much

Huh, at least I get to live longer than Blueyecicle ;)

Yeah! But you are still HUNTED! hehe:p

[kupomog]

Amber: At age 52 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Well gosh. I would've gone for suicide with that description but a violent mugging? I am so there.

[EastCoastTropics]

At age 87 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

Whoa! :D

[Leo Lakio]

At age 86 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Seems about right.

[manoasurfer123]

manoa: At age 87 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Now that's the way I wanna go out!:)

[Fat Jeff]

Jeff: At age 76 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

No doubt while trying to bake a Tombstone pizza...

[Lei K]

Lei: At age 64 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Sounds pleasant. :p

[Marco]

Marco: At age 45 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Anally oriented experiments? Damnit! Screw that, I'm taking it again.


Marco: At age 49 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Shooooots, that works. Down with terrorism! Go Canucks!


Seriously, that first prediction has to be the worst prediction you can possibly get in there. Figures that I got it.

[MadAzza]

"At age 85 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico."

Which side am I on?

[Leo Lakio]

At age 49 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.At age 85 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
Which side am I on?The opposite side from Marco?

[MadAzza]

The opposite side from Marco?

I hope so. I don't want to be standing anywhere near him when the Mother Ship sucks him up! :eek:

[Marco]

The opposite side from Marco?
Ha! Canadian Terrorism >>> Mexican Terrorism


I hope so. I don't want to be standing anywhere near him when the Mother Ship sucks him up! :eek:
lol. Yeah, well the aliens wouldn't want your 85-year old okole anyways. My tight, fit, 49-year old body is much more attractive to those anal-probing rascals! :D

[Hellbent]

"hellbent: At age 76 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus. "

[Leo Lakio]

At age 76 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.Oh, I am SO not going back there again...

[adrian]

adrian: At age 38 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

I don't want to know what Britney Spears will look like in 17 years later. :eek:

[jdub]

Jdub: At age 74 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

[WindwardOahuRN]

"At age 65 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra."

Goin' out in a blaze of glory. :D

[1stwahine]

Lynn: At age 86 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Wow! I like my prediction!:D

Auntie Lynn

[nachodaddy]

nachodaddy: At age 54 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!)

mmmmmm.....tequila :)