Paper toilet seat covers UNAPPRECIATION thread

[Mike_Lowery]

So I used one of those paper things you line the toilet seat with. You gotta punch out the "tongue" in the middle so you can drop your friends off at the pool through that opening, but the tongue hangs down and into the water. If you sit on the throne long enough, the tongue absorbs water, and it slowly reaches your bum. GROSS.

Someone, build a non-absorbent (but still flushable) prototype! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/thealmightymiranda/smileys/mario.gif

[1stwahine]

I've neva had a problem. Ladies?

Maybe you have a ~ Neva mind.:eek: :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Auntie Pupule

[sinjin]

So I used one of those paper things you line the toilet seat with. You gotta punch out the "tongue" in the middle so you can drop your friends off at the pool through that opening, but the tongue hangs down and into the water. If you sit on the throne long enough, the tongue absorbs water, and it slowly reaches your bum. GROSS.

Someone, build a non-absorbent (but still flushable) prototype! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/thealmightymiranda/smileys/mario.gifTear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.

[Mike_Lowery]

Tear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.

Genius! Wow...to think I was an engineer. :o

[1stwahine]

Tear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.

heheheh.

Common sense always helps.;)

My Opu just exploaded from laughing too much! Mike, you get my nomination 100% today!

Auntie Pupule

[Pua'i Mana'o]

I am just going to sit here and blink silently for a little bit...

[nachodaddy]

AKA @ss gasket :)

[WindwardOahuRN]

Tear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.

Or skip the dumper doily entirely and exercise your thigh muscles by using the time-honored straddle technique of avoiding public toilet butt contamination.

Try it in stiletto heels and pantyhose for some real fun. :D

[Pua'i Mana'o]

I was going to add something about controlling the angle of the stream, but then I thought the better of it...

[1stwahine]

Or skip the dumper doily entirely and exercise your thigh muscles by using the time-honored straddle technique of avoiding public toilet butt contamination.

Try it in stiletto heels and pantyhose for some real fun. :D

Stop! The Visual is driving me MOA PUPULE! HAHAHAHAHA:eek: :p

Auntie Lynn

[adrian]

That is why I carry an extra toilet seat in my car or bag :D

[WindwardOahuRN]

Stop! The Visual is driving me MOA PUPULE! HAHAHAHAHA:eek: :p

Auntie Lynn

Final installment: Add a purse swinging from your neck as you try to steady yourself (can't put the purse on the door hook in case some enterprising thief is hanging outside the stalls waiting to reach over and grab it) and the discovery of NO TOILET PAPER on the Giant Ferris Wheel of A$$wipes!!

And Mike thinks HE'S got problems...:D

[1stwahine]

Final installment: Add a purse swinging from your neck as you try to steady yourself (can't put the purse on the door hook in case some enterprising thief is hanging outside the stalls waiting to reach over and grab it) and the discovery of NO TOILET PAPER on the Giant Ferris Wheel of A$$wipes!!

And Mike thinks HE'S got problems...:D

Everything what you described and the following ailments.

Stroke survivor, neuropathy of the legs and thighs and a massive cluster headache at the same time ~ trying to piss!:eek:

Who dat?

Whack Whack!!!!!

Auntie Pupule :p

[Lei Liko]

AKA @ss gasket :)

I was just gonna say that.

Funny story.

One night I was at Aku Bone when Karl Lorch (aka Uncle KP) -- yes, THE Karl Lorch -- and Uncle Sam Kapu were so drunk, they were singing some "Just a Gigolo" on karaoke. During the song they disappeared into the braddah's bathroom and came out with @ss gaskets around their necks.

That's when I first found out what an @ss gasket is.

[Palolo Joe]

Or skip the dumper doily entirely and exercise your thigh muscles by using the time-honored straddle technique of avoiding public toilet butt contamination.
My friends of the female persuasion have also called it The Hover. Takes a lot more strength and concentration than just point-and-shoot at a drain. :rolleyes:

Tear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.
Or... line each side of the toilet seat with paper from the roll conveniently located next to you. Double or triple-ply that sucker for added protection and/or comfort.

[WindwardOahuRN]

That's when I first found out what an @ss gasket is.


Lua lei. :D

[1stwahine]

Lua lei. :D

You on a Roll today RN! heheheh

Wat you ate foa Lunch?

I like some. Potagee Bean Soup?:)

Auntie Lynn

[Pua'i Mana'o]

You on a Roll today RN!

Isn't she now? Me thinks somebody's been mainlining a little too much ~H*a~P*p~Y*w~A*t~E*r~ at the old job site. :p

(fyi: it takes a long time to type with squiggles and stars and stuff).

[1stwahine]

Isn't she now? Me thinks somebody's been mainlining a little too much ~H*a~P*p~Y*w~A*t~E*r~ at the old job site. :p

(fyi: it takes a long time to type with squiggles and stars and stuff).

Wat you been drinking Tita Pua'i Mana'o?hehehe:D

Lynn:p

BTW: I just took another Lithium to calm me down!

[WindwardOahuRN]

Everything what you described and the following ailments.

Stroke survivor, neuropathy of the legs and thighs and a massive cluster headache at the same time ~ trying to piss!:eek:

Who dat?

Whack Whack!!!!!

Auntie Pupule :p

Worse---all that, while trying to pinch a loaf that halts in mid flight!!

A heinie hanger, no TP---shoot me now! :eek:

:::Yes, this is getting just too silly:::

[1stwahine]

Worse---all that, while trying to pinch a loaf that halts in mid flight!!

A heinie hanger, no TP---shoot me now! :eek:

:::Yes, this is getting just too silly:::

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

[Lei Liko]

Worse---all that, while trying to pinch a loaf that halts in mid flight!!

A heinie hanger, no TP---shoot me now! :eek:

:::Yes, this is getting just too silly:::

Doodoophobia can strike at anytime, especially when you hear the bathroom door open and you no longer have the bathroom all to yourself. :p

[Pua'i Mana'o]

Wat you been drinking Tita Pua'i Mana'o?hehehe:D

Lynn:p

Girl, I ain't drinkin' nuthin'. But this topic has me wanting to wash up in some hydrogen peroxide, and towel-dry with several rubbing alcohol swabs. ;)

[1stwahine]

Girl, I ain't drinkin' nuthin'. But this topic has me wanting to wash up in some hydrogen peroxide, and towel-dry with several rubbing alcohol swabs.

Too funny!

I think we scared the men.

My MAMA left my hale again to be with my sista.:( She said I talk/laugh to much to my computa! I Pupule already. Wat's new?

My Lithium not working.:confused: i'm going into a MANIC sTAge.:eek:

Lynn

[manoasurfer123]

Too funny!
I think we scared the men.

Or some of us just don't give a Crap about the subjct

[1stwahine]

Or some of us just don't give a Crap about the subjct

Go away! We had FuN without YOU!:rolleyes:

Auntie Lynn

[cezanne]

LOL funny thread:D . I thought you rip it and put it on the seat so that paper drapes the front part of the bowl insides...that's the way I do it anyway...I don't want willy accidentally touching any porcelain:eek: .

I also hate it when I spend time making the paper seat all nice only to have the automatic flush trigger before I have a sat.

[tutusue]

You guys are killin' me! :D Keep it going (so to speak). I need it!

[craigwatanabe]

I double up on the paper seat covers then put a short length of toilet paper on the back side for extra protection.

But nowdays I carry some of those sanitizing wipes in my wallet for those really gross out situations where you gotta go and every stall is pretty bad.

[manoasurfer123]

I don't know where else to put this...

however, in Washington... it was so cold one year... The winds snapped the power lines and we were w/out power for a few days during the winter....

Our toilet water actually froze up!

Anyone ever made a "Snow Toilet"?

Try put your buns down on that bugger!

[tutusue]

I hate to detract from the humor but, on a serious note, I saw something on TV awhile back about a germ study! A lab visited various public and private places. The toilet seat of a public restroom had less germs than a counter top and sponge in the kitchen of a private home. The public toilet seat had surprisingly few germs. I'd guess it would make a difference where exactly that test loo was located. A public restroom on the beach along the leeward coast would most likely test 'germier' than one of the public restrooms at a Ritz Carlton! Restroom doorknobs tested very germy because so many people ignore washing their hands before they leave. IIRC, grocerie carts were pretty bad, esp. the handle one pushes the cart with; the same one everyone uses during the course of the day and the same one babies slobber on and also wipe their noses with their hands then hang on to the handle. The supermarket is the one place I follow up with Purell.:eek:

[manoasurfer123]

I hate to detract from the humor but, on a serious note, I saw something on TV awhile back about a germ study! A lab visited various public and private places. The toilet seat of a public restroom had less germs than a counter top and sponge in the kitchen of a private home. The public toilet seat had surprisingly few germs. I'd guess it would make a difference where exactly that test loo was located. A public restroom on the beach along the leeward coast would most likely test 'germier' than one of the public restrooms at a Ritz Carlton! Restroom doorknobs tested very germy because so many people ignore washing their hands before they leave. IIRC, grocerie carts were pretty bad, esp. the handle one pushes the cart with; the same one everyone uses during the course of the day and the same one babies slobber on and also wipe their noses with their hands then hang on to the handle. The supermarket is the one place I follow up with Purell.:eek:
This is why I posted this...
http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showpost.php?p=111074&postcount=83

[Surfingfarmboy]

Chicago's O'Hare International Airport has many toilets with automatic sanitary seat cover gizmos installed. A user of one of these toilets pushes a small button upon entering the stall which activates the device that automatically dispenses and puts in place a clean toilet seat cover. I can't really explain in words how it works, but the device is quite ingenious. O'Hare is the only airport I've been in that I've seen toilets equipped with such devices, though I have to think that other airports somewhere must have rest rooms with them installed.

[1stwahine]

Or some of us just don't give a Crap about the subjct

I don't know where else to put this...

however, in Washington... it was so cold one year... The winds snapped the power lines and we were w/out power for a few days during the winter....

Our toilet water actually froze up!

Anyone ever made a "Snow Toilet"?

Try put your buns down on that bugger!

This is why I posted this...
http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showpost.php?p=111074&postcount=83

At dat is WHY I nominated YOU foa The Kahi Mohala Award!:p

Auntie Lynn

[Adri]

Chicago's O'Hare International Airport has many toilets with automatic sanitary seat cover gizmos installed. A user of one of these toilets pushes a small button upon entering the stall which activates the device that automatically dispenses and puts in place a clean toilet seat cover. I can't really explain in words how it works, but the device is quite ingenious. O'Hare is the only airport I've been in that I've seen toilets equipped with such devices, though I have to think that other airports somewhere must have rest rooms with them installed.

There's a restaurant in the Discovery Bay Center that has the same kind of device.

[Pua'i Mana'o]

Chicago's O'Hare International Airport has many toilets with automatic sanitary seat cover gizmos installed. A user of one of these toilets pushes a small button upon entering the stall which activates the device that automatically dispenses and puts in place a clean toilet seat cover. I can't really explain in words how it works, but the device is quite ingenious...

That device was a bitch. No instructions, and it took me forever to figure it out.

[Lei Liko]

Chicago's O'Hare International Airport has many toilets with automatic sanitary seat cover gizmos installed. A user of one of these toilets pushes a small button upon entering the stall which activates the device that automatically dispenses and puts in place a clean toilet seat cover. I can't really explain in words how it works, but the device is quite ingenious. O'Hare is the only airport I've been in that I've seen toilets equipped with such devices, though I have to think that other airports somewhere must have rest rooms with them installed.

That device was a bitch. No instructions, and it took me forever to figure it out.

No kidding. I wonder how much it costs just to maintain those buggers?

In addition to O'Hare, I've seen them at Atlanta-Hartsfield, Newark, and Houston International as well.

[WindwardOahuRN]

Is this what it looks like?

http://www.thecleancover.com/images/brochure/outside_big.gif

[blueyecicle]

Cool I wonder how that works for 3 little boys and a grown man with only 1 bathroom!!! I need one!

[Lei Liko]

Is this what it looks like?

http://www.thecleancover.com/images/brochure/outside_big.gif

Yep, although the ones I saw in the airport bathrooms didn't look that bright and cheery.