Keiki Time jingles

[Mokihana]

Was just thinking about some of the crazy jingles from hanabata days... thought it might be a good idea for thread.

Some of mines were:



[I]Chicken why why, yoah madda wen hele Kaua'i wen come back wit 2 black eyes! :p

I see London, I see France, I see ____'s puka puka pants! :)

Ahahana kokolele, u broke yoah 'ukulele~!

Anybody get moah?

[Leimamo]

Pump pump pump the gasolina
Calling _____ to the door
_____ is da one
Who's having all the fun
So we don't need _____ anymore

Say say my playmate
Come on and play with me
And be my darling sweet
Climb up my apple tree
Slide down my rainbow
Into my cellar door
And we'll be playmates
Forever more more more more more more

My maddah your maddah live across the street
Eastside Westside Kalakaua Street
Every night they had a fight
And this is what they said,
"Boys are rotten, made out of cotton"
"Girls are handy, made out of candy"
Pick a pack of soda crackers out goes you

:eek:

[Mokihana]

My maddah your maddah live across the street
Eastside Westside Kalakaua Street
Every night they had a fight
And this is what they said,
"Boys are rotten, made out of cotton"
"Girls are handy, made out of candy"
Pick a pack of soda crackers out goes you

:eek: so funny dat~!

:eek: :D

[Mokihana]

Seein all da koloheness about Lurkah's piko ovah heah (http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showthread.php?t=1127&page=2) make me tink of dat one song us keeds used to sing:

Coconut Willie, lives in one tree
Plenny pupule, is easy foah see
All da malihinis, tink he's one king
Dey come to Waikiki foah see hees opu swing.

Now Willie learned foah shake his opu
At da very tendah age of two
His uncle Laulau, an his Aunty Pinau
Tot him how foah do eet at hees baby lu`au. :p :p

[Izzie]

Fat and Skinny went to da race
Fat fell down and Skinny won da race
Skinny, Skinny run fo' yo' life
'Cause hea comes Fat wit da Bootcha knife!
:eek:

Fat and Skinny went to bed
Fat laid one FUT and Skinny Lay Dead.

AFTAH KALUA PIG AND CABBAGE, OF COURSE!

:p

[Mokihana]

Fat and Skinny went to da race
Fat fell down and Skinny won da race
Skinny, Skinny run fo' yo' life
'Cause hea comes Fat wit da Bootcha knife!
:eek:

Fat and Skinny went to bed
Fat laid one FUT and Skinny Lay Dead.

AFTAH KALUA PIG AND CABBAGE, OF COURSE!

:p

:D :D hahahahha

[Leimamo]

Coconut Willie, lives in one tree
Plenny pupule, is easy foah see
All da malihinis, tink he's one king
Dey come to Waikiki foah see hees opu swing.

Now Willie learned foah shake his opu
At da very tendah age of two
His uncle Laulau, an his Aunty Pinau
Tot him how foah do eet at hees baby lu`au. :p :p
Never did hear that one before ... :eek:

[Mokihana]

Never did hear that one before ... :eek:

musta been befoah my time. :) :D :D

[aleno]

aiya....i get this thing stuck in my head but cannot complete.

My sisters use to say....
See See See and away we go
Down by the riverside , down by the sea...

I cannot remember the rest. I racking my brains but not happening for me.

Anyone know what the next lines are?

[Mokihana]

aiya....i get this thing stuck in my head but cannot complete.

My sisters use to say....
See See See and away we go
Down by the riverside , down by the sea...

I cannot remember the rest. I racking my brains but not happening for me.

Anyone know what the next lines are?

wasn't it sometin about a bottle??? I no can remembah do whole ting eedah.

[aleno]

Oh yeah no....Johnny broke the bottle and wen blame um on me. Ma told pa and pa told ma.

[Mokihana]

Oh yeah no....Johnny broke the bottle and wen blame um on me. Ma told pa and pa told ma.

heah da rest:

Johnny got a lickin' wit a ha ha ha !!!!

Whoo hoo! Wat kine teamwork dis! :D

[aleno]

Had to wreck the brain yea?
Mahalo.

[Mokihana]

Had to wreck the brain yea?
Mahalo.

nah.... was oni few yeahs ago! :D