The Lapjuicer

[alohabear]

I came across this product for lap dancers.....
Full details @ http://3eyes.co.uk/views/public/?doc=Lapjuicer

[1stwahine]

Disgusting!:rolleyes:

Take away the orange and I would body slam the broad's body full force on it.

[craigwatanabe]

Disgusting!:rolleyes:

But with a slightly acidic bouquet:D

You sure that seat wasn't for hemmoroid suffers?

[1stwahine]

But with a slightly acidic bouquet:D

You sure that seat wasn't for hemmoroid suffers?

Craig, you have such a way with words today. First you made me cry. Now you make me laugh. Stop! My arm is not suppose to be HURTING!!!!:p

Auntie Lynn

[Pua'i Mana'o]

and its $h*t like this that makes me holler "NO!" when my daughter talks about wanting to attend UNLV (personal aside: my cousin's kid dropped out of UNLV, didn't tell her parents, and started stripping because of the mad cash).

[manoasurfer123]

and its $h*t like this that makes me holler "NO!" when my daughter talks about wanting to attend UNLV (personal aside: my cousin's kid dropped out of UNLV, didn't tell her parents, and started stripping because of the mad cash).
Well the strippers that attend UH Manoa at least stay in school;)

[Pomai]

"Sweet Okole" by the Beamers would the perfect song to play while the lapdancer performs on this. :D

[lavagal]

Another amazing device. Exactly how does one discover this sort of thing? What would be the correct google search?

[Serenity]

Well the strippers that attend UH Manoa at least stay in school;)

I bet some of them "strips for God". :p :eek:

[Serenity]

You sure that seat wasn't for hemmoroid suffers?

That's what it looks like to me :p .

[1stwahine]

I bet some of them "strips for God". :p :eek:

What would make you say such a thing Serenity? :confused:

Auntie Lynn

[Serenity]

What would make you say such a thing Serenity? :confused:

Auntie Lynn

Ohhhh, I'm sorry about that. I guess you had to be there. lol. :p

My hubby (he's a taxi driver) picked up a gal, & she is a christain stripper, & she told my hubby that she was stripping for God. :p

( I guess that's why I said that).

[1stwahine]

Ohhhh, I'm sorry about that. I guess you had to be there. lol. :p

My hubby (he's a taxi driver) picked up a gal, & she is a christain stripper, & she told my hubby that she was stripping for God. :p

( I guess that's why I said that).

I understand why you said that...however, she was the "devil" pretending to be a Christian! Luckily, she didn't devour your husband.:eek:

Auntie Lynn

[Serenity]

I understand why you said that...however, she was the "devil" pretending to be a Christian! Luckily, she didn't devour your husband.:eek:

Auntie Lynn

yikes :eek: . lol.

[craigwatanabe]

How does one justify stripping for God? I guess she isn't ashamed of her body and in Genesis neither was Adam or Eve until they sinned. So if she isn't ashamed of her body then I guess she feels she hasn't sinned...yet.:rolleyes:

So getting back to the lapjuicer, can you imagine if that was motorized?:eek:

[808shooter]

[COLOR="Navy"]My hubby (he's a taxi driver) picked up a gal, & she is a christain stripper, & she told my hubby that she was stripping for God. :p
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that is a good one. hilarious.


I am a Christian stripper and I strip for god...

there is a reality show in this somehow. I can just imagine it...

[GeckoGeek]

How does one justify stripping for God?

Never underestimate the power of rationalization, especially when religion is involved.

[Mike_Lowery]

it's one thing to pay someone who uses it, another to drink the juice from the oranges they squeeze...

'scustin

[Pua'i Mana'o]

some areas of the body are not meant to come into contact with citrus...

[craigwatanabe]

some areas of the body are not meant to come into contact with citrus...

:eek: :eek: :eek: