Female Genital Enhancement?

[cynsaligia]

has anyone here heard of labiaplasty? i read a piece in the july 2007 allure magazine about labiaplasty becoming a very popular elective surgical procedure. during labiaplasty, the inner or outer lips of the vag-jay-jay are "reduced." supposedly it's becoming popular bcs of trends like brazilian waxes and porn becoming more mainstream. also, some women complain that the natural state of their nethers makes life difficult, whether in terms of the horizontal hunka chunka or wearing jeans.

i won't post the link here, but you can look up christine hamori. she's a board certified plastic surgeon who specializes in two types of labiaplasty as well as hood reduction. she has computer animation as well as before and after pics (yes, they are explicit).

interestingly enough, jennifer berman, the sister of a well known sexual therapist, laura berman, is a surgeon who also does this type of surgery.

i'm interested to see what you all think about labiaplasty. would you consider it for yourself or ask your other half to do it? have you ever seen a vagjayjay that you thought maybe needed a lil trimming, and not of the hedges? or do you think this is another crazy, frivolous surgical "intervention?"

[Mike_Lowery]

I first heard of this about 3 or 4 years ago. it's mostly cosmetic, as you sorta alluded too, but I don't think it has anything to do with Brazilian bikinis or waxes--mostly a matter of intimacy.

[SusieMisajon]

While it is true that the picture of an underwearless 'starlett' (I forget which one) accidentally showing her shaved pubic area while getting out of a car did reming me of vaginal 'bingowings', I don't think that I'll be either shaving off the hairs or the excess flaps, thank you very much.

[nikki]

I hadn't heard of that one yet, but I did see a segment on cable about treatments to lighten the skin in that area with a bleaching agent. Ouch.

[SusieMisajon]

After my first baby was born, the doctor offered my husband a chance to 'enjoy himself after the birth'...and offered to stitch me up 'snugly' for the purpose of pleasure. I told him to nevermind about that, as I was planning on more kids and didn't want to rip every time.

[Menehune Man]

I've always appreciated "The Natural" look, of all types of women.
Being a hippie with a hair cut myself. I would never ask my wife to change anything, as a matter of fact I don't like it too much when she messes with her natural Afro! On her head or... HaHa! ;)

If it's a necessary proceedure, go for it. But...
It's too bad some people are so unhappy with their appearance that they actually have surgery to "fix" it. I wish I had grown to a foot taller, a little longer'd be nice too, but I ams what I ams. :rolleyes:

[Peshkwe]

Anybody have a good brain wipe song?

I have....

Do yo cooch hang low?
Do it wobble to an fro?
Kin ya tie it in a knot?
Kin ya squat 'n dust da flo?
Kin ya tie em round yo knees
Pop yer hips and make a breeze?
Do yo cooch hang low?


Stuck in my head......

Heeeeelp meeeeee!

[Pua'i Mana'o]

What a curious world my daughters grow up in. :(

I think the concept is gross (I think the same way re: breast implants). I cannot imagine reducing flesh by a cm or an inch or whatever would be worth the bucks and would make life So Different™.

[sinjin]

Leave the meat curtains be. Lose the tumbleweed.:D

[infinitypro]

So I Yahoo'd labiaplasty, read about the surgery, viewed the before and after pictures and can only endorse this procedure if it's to alleviate any discomfort. As with any decision in having cosmetic surgery, much of the decision-making involves more emotional and mental aspects rather than aesthetics.

[Jonah K]

Unless it's for a valid medical reason, labiaplasty is a probably another "crazy, frivolous, surgical intervention." To me, it seems like a Western version of "female circumcision" (aka "female genital cutting" or "female genital mutilation"). :(

[Pua'i Mana'o]

Leave the meat curtains be. Lose the tumbleweed.:D

oO(lose the tumbleweed?)

Trimming the tarantula is good enough! ;)

[PoiBoy]

I love curtains because they are fun to play with. :D

tumbleweed? I love that too..
Too many chicks are copying the porn star bald look. Not cool imo. I like a nice trimmed bush.

[glossyp]

I find this one of the more disturbing aspects of the relentless message in our modern society which dictates that there are "better" ways to look and that self-improvement can be found in a plastic surgeons office. On a more unsavory note, what is up with the idealization of pubescent-appearing genitalia in adult women? Pretty creepy.

[sinjin]

On a more unsavory note, what is up with the idealization of pubescent-appearing genitalia in adult women? Pretty creepy.Not just the women btw, although I don't think it's an attempt to mimic pre-pubescence any more than women who like clean shaven men really go in for young boys.

People who don't believe nature can be improved on shouldn't wear shoes IMO.

[WindwardOahuRN]

Unless you're generating a sound that is similar to baseball cards in bicycle spokes (thwapitta-thwapitta-thwapitta) I say leave the flappers be.

I suppose if you are tripping over the flowing drapery surgery might be considered. Or not---you could always offer your services to incubate an orphaned penguin egg.

[infinitypro]

Unless you're generating a sound that is similar to baseball cards in bicycle spokes (thwapitta-thwapitta-thwapitta) I say leave the flappers be.

I suppose if you are tripping over the flowing drapery surgery might be considered. Or not---you could always offer your services to incubate an orphaned penguin egg.

Your patients must love when you're on rotation!

[alohacandy]

OMG...you all are cracking me up here! LMAO I kind of like having some extra padding protecting my vajayjay area even though I admit to having taking a weedwacker to it once in a while (but like all weeds, it grows back!).

:D

[PoiBoy]

Forgive me alohacandy, I can't take my eyes off those lips. :p

[Sprite]

There will be no blades of any kind anywhere near that area for me! That includes scissors and razors. All skin remains in tact unless there is a medical need to do otherwise. And, either take some ibuprofen and rip the bush out by the roots or leave it be!

Razors and scissors mean pokey and itchy bush branches! Did I effectively avoid the "naughty" radar? :o

[shaveice]

After my first baby was born, the doctor offered my husband a chance to 'enjoy himself after the birth'...and offered to stitch me up 'snugly' for the purpose of pleasure. I told him to nevermind about that, as I was planning on more kids and didn't want to rip every time.

ouch! what an extremely painful thought!!! my wife's sister had a tear when she gave birth to her son and it sounded incredibly painful!

otherwise, this thread is cracking me up!!! vajayjay??? i'm so out of it; thanks for the new word! http://www.wordspy.com/words/vajayjay.asp

[WindwardOahuRN]

OMG...you all are cracking me up here! LMAO I kind of like having some extra padding protecting my vajayjay area even though I admit to having taking a weedwacker to it once in a while (but like all weeds, it grows back!).



Correct term: Bushwhacker. Not Weedwhacker. :)

There will be no blades of any kind anywhere near that area for me! That includes scissors and razors. All skin remains in tact unless there is a medical need to do otherwise. And, either take some ibuprofen and rip the bush out by the roots or leave it be!

Razors and scissors mean pokey and itchy bush branches! Did I effectively avoid the "naughty" radar? :o

There is a point where landscaping can become scarily out of control. Especially unattractive with a swimsuit.

While attempting to surface during a Molokini snorkel adventure my husband came face-to-crotch with a frighteningly overgrown example of neglected shrubbery bursting through the legholes of a lady's swimsuit. Lady attached, of course.

Best described as a map-o-Tazzie with mutton chops. :eek:

[Pua'i Mana'o]

Not just the women btw, although I don't think it's an attempt to mimic pre-pubescence any more than women who like clean shaven men really go in for young boys.

People who don't believe nature can be improved on shouldn't wear shoes IMO.


All that porn featuring "clean shaven men"? They aren't marketed towards women. ;)

I've never met a red-blooded woman who wanted her man to trim his tar--I cannot even finish my sentence. Just ain't right.

[LikaNui]

Did I effectively avoid the "naughty" radar? :o I'm guessing that the "naughty radar" has been temporarily disabled, or perhaps is just being ignored by the power-that-be unless this thread gets too, you know, hairy.
Like everyone else reading this thread, I've been laughing my (unshaven) a** off!

:p

[Peshkwe]

All that porn featuring "clean shaven men"? They aren't marketed towards women. ;)

I've never met a red-blooded woman who wanted her man to trim his tar--I cannot even finish my sentence. Just ain't right.

I did a guy with a straight razor one time back in the day. He'd heard that it was way good sans fuzz but didn't trust his girlfriend to do it without slicing and dicing him.

And no...nothing grew but the size of his eyes the closer the razor got.

[Pua'i Mana'o]

**blinks repeatedly, unsure of what to say next**

[glossyp]

**blinks repeatedly, unsure of what to say next**
There are truly no words...

[Peshkwe]

The girlfriend and my boyfriend (now hub) watched. They were waiting to see if he'd actually let me get that close with a flip out razor and not go shrieking into the night.

**watches Pua'i go blind from the blinking**

[Sprite]

Correct term: Bushwhacker. Not Weedwhacker. :)



There is a point where landscaping can become scarily out of control. Especially unattractive with a swimsuit.

While attempting to surface during a Molokini snorkel adventure my husband came face-to-crotch with a frighteningly overgrown example of neglected shrubbery bursting through the legholes of a lady's swimsuit. Lady attached, of course.

Best described as a map-o-Tazzie with mutton chops. :eek:

Yikes! I'm glad he didn't have a coronary or gasp and swallow water! LOL! Perhaps we need to get a complimentary supply of gift certificates from Heaven on Earth! Yeah, that'll happen. :o It would be funny though.

[LikaNui]

**watches Pua'i go blind from the blinking** You can go blind from blinking?!? Gee, as a keiki I was only told that you'd go blind from... um... mabberstating. (sp?)
:p

[Peshkwe]

You can go blind from blinking?!? Gee, as a keiki I was only told that you'd go blind from... um... mabberstating. (sp?)
:p

Now that there's chemical enhancement available...you bet!

And if I hear that 'Viva Las Vegas' rip of a commercial again I could go deaf too
I'll be taking an ice pick to my ears....bleh

[Keanu]

Damn, after reading through this thread, I think I'm leaning towards homosexuality, not to mention I'll never eat a slice of Teri Beef again. Thanks guys! :mad:

[Menehune Man]

Why would a man shave there?
It doesn't get in the way.

Leave it as it is. IMO :p

Thread drift? Oh sorry.

[GypsyLika]

Wouldn't doing kagel exercises do the same thing without the pain and anesthesia? Or go to the gym and do some wide leg squats regularly, be helllot cheaper?

Did a man think this up or talk some chick into doing this so now its a fad, like silicone boobs, face lifts, fake asses and chocho lips? Vanity I swear.:D

So say some female gets this "procedure" done.....there's no cure for ugly? I mean its like assuming you're gotta get more and better action. If I don't know how to use what I got, getting it operated on is not going to teach me jack, you know what I mean.

Just reading about it makes me "squeeze" so if I read enough about this, that'll fix my BELOT. oops did I say da B-word. My vagina works; why would I let a doctor take a scapel to it? Invest in a Rabbit, shoot. Lynn doesn't need hers anymore...she's got da real thing now. ;) :D

[1stwahine]

Just reading about it makes me "squeeze" so if I read enough about this, that'll fix my BELOT. oops did I say da B-word. My vagina works; why would I let a doctor take a scapel to it? Invest in a Rabbit, shoot. Lynn doesn't need hers anymore...she's got da real thing now.

I stayed outta dis thread foa a reason!!:) Tita Lika you pulled me in.:p

K-den. Ahhhhh..neba mind.:o

Auntie Lynn

[Random]

How come all the women get the good medical choices (albeit cosmetic)? :(

[WindwardOahuRN]

Wouldn't doing kagel exercises do the same thing without the pain and anesthesia?

Just a gentle correction, if I may be so bold.

It's "Kegel" exercises, named for the gynecologist who invented them, Dr. Arnold Kegel.

"Kagel" exercises involve doing kinky things with a bagel. You may provide your own imaginative interpretation here.

[Glen Miyashiro]

You wanna schmear wit dat kagel?

[SusieMisajon]

Those excersices just work for the interior of the place, and not for the 'drapes'.

[alohacandy]

I just got home from work and HAD to check out this thread. I kept humming the "Do your ears hang low?" song to myself all evening...Thanks a lot Pesh! LOL

[Peshkwe]

I just got home from work and HAD to check out this thread. I kept humming the "Do your ears hang low?" song to myself all evening...Thanks a lot Pesh! LOL


See what I mean about needing a brain wipe song to counteract the durned thing?

Did a man think this up or talk some chick into doing this so now its a fad, like silicone boobs, face lifts, fake asses and chocho lips? Vanity I swear.

I have a feeling the procedure for purely cosmetic reasons got going due to vajayjay bling getting ripped out. Plastic surgeons then realized they could make some easy coinage off of the knife addicts.

[Peshkwe]

You wanna schmear wit dat kagel?

As long as it's not schmeared with shmaltz.

Poonjegay with a chicken of the sea thing going on...eeewwwww!

[GypsyLika]

How come all the women get the good medical choices (albeit cosmetic)? :(

My thoughts exactly....where's all the overhauling & enhancing the male PIECE! There' Pimp My Ride, Overhaulin, Pimp My Truck, but auwe no Pimp His Dick! :eek: ;) Wotsupwitdat?

[Peshkwe]

It's out there......ermmmm.... CAUTION!! Some links have NWS or kid safe graphic of before and after pics.

http://www.new-york-phalloplasty.com/


Dang...cleaning the turkey for Thanksgiving could become traumatic :eek:

[Glen Miyashiro]

I have a feeling the procedure for purely cosmetic reasons got going due to vajayjay bling getting ripped out.Brrrrrr. :eek:

[sinjin]

Why would a man shave there?I think the term "user friendly" might apply here. Who doesn't like clean and smooth?

[GypsyLika]

It's out there......ermmmm.... CAUTION!! Some links have NWS or kid safe graphic of before and after pics.

http://www.new-york-phalloplasty.com/


Dang...cleaning the turkey for Thanksgiving could become traumatic :eek:


Will it still go up?:eek: :)
I'm sorry, the pictures look really painfull. I hope it was worth it. Thats some serious OWWW-WEEEE. Guys really get that done? I was looking for the cost, you gotta call for information.

[SusieMisajon]

Guys shave?! Ewwwww!

It's bad enough that some women want to look like kids...but guys? Ick.

[Star of Gladness]

One of my friends was complaining to us how his girlfriend had large "beef curtains" Another guy suggested he dump her quickly. I found it hipocritical as neither one of them were circumcised. I think shaving doesn't do enough as you can still feel the stubs. Brazilian wax treatments are the only way to go.

[Peshkwe]

Guys shave?! Ewwwww!

It's bad enough that some women want to look like kids...but guys? Ick.



A little manscaping shows he appreciates his partner's....erm...'extra curricular activities'. Loose strays are instant fun killers....bigtime!

[Pua'i Mana'o]

One of my friends was complaining to us how his girlfriend had large "beef curtains" Another guy suggested he dump her quickly. I found it hipocritical as neither one of them were circumcised. I think shaving doesn't do enough as you can still feel the stubs. Brazilian wax treatments are the only way to go.

May I ask how frequently you get the Brazilian done on you?

[SusieMisajon]

One of my friends was complaining to us how his girlfriend had large "beef curtains" Another guy suggested he dump her quickly. I found it hipocritical as neither one of them were circumcised. I think shaving doesn't do enough as you can still feel the stubs. Brazilian wax treatments are the only way to go.
Lovely friends you've got.

[Leo Lakio]

One of my friends was complaining to us how his girlfriend had large "beef curtains" Another guy suggested he dump her quickly. I found it hipocritical as neither one of them were circumcised.
Not a topic I would be bringing up even with the closest of my circle of friends.

[Pua'i Mana'o]

the image that is repeatedly conjured up in my mind is: Razor rash. Hair boils. Ingrown hairs. Putting the "pus" in...pus---you get the picture.
:eek:

Poor naupaka (http://www.instanthawaii.com/cgi-bin/hawaii?Plants.naupaka). Beloved and beautiful ground covering gets dissed as "tumbleweeds".

[Random]

Guys shave?! Ewwwww!

It's bad enough that some women want to look like kids...but guys? Ick.
Yeah, I'd rather let girls breathe in my rug. :D

Then again, I'm a hypocrite. I don't like getting my nose itch and tickle when I head down south of the border.

[sinjin]

the image that is repeatedly conjured up in my mind is: Razor rash. Hair boils. Ingrown hairs. Putting the "pus" in...pus---you get the picture.:eek:A little Afta will take care of that.

Poor naupaka (http://www.instanthawaii.com/cgi-bin/hawaii?Plants.naupaka). Beloved and beautiful ground covering gets dissed as "tumbleweeds".I'm a fan of formal gardens.

[sinjin]

I don't like getting my nose itch and tickle when I head down south of the border.http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2007/02/14/notes021407.DTL

[Peshkwe]

When a guy with his arms down looks like he's trying to smuggle baby squid in his armpits... or of he and his partner are in the pisces position and he looks to be birthing a smallish cthulhu.....

It's time to trim up.

[alohacandy]

When a guy with his arms down looks like he's trying to smuggle baby squid in his armpits... or of he and his partner are in the pisces position and he looks to be birthing a smallish cthulhu.....

It's time to trim up.

<<Running to "google.com" to look up "pisces position">> :eek: :D

[1stwahine]

<<Running to "google.com" to look up "pisces position."

hahahaha

Tell me when you find something cause I googled.:p

Well, I did...but it was...ahhh..hahahah..neba mind.:eek:

I'll send you an email.

Lynn

[LikaNui]

<<Running to "google.com" to look up "pisces position">>
Wikipedia had nothing.

Google led me to this link (http://www.cheme.cmu.edu/education/pisces.htm) at the prestigious Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, and it said "The Chemical Engineering Department at Carnegie Mellon University offers to facilitate extended industrial internships for undergraduates of chemical engineering. Called PISCES, the program provides one-year of professional experience in a company. (...) A minimum of two different experiences, each involving both individual effort and teamwork is desirable in a PISCES position."

Somehow I don't think that was the answer you were looking for. :p

Google also sent me to this link (http://www.astrologer.com/aanet/pub/transit/july2005/MJacksonNeverland.htm) at an astrological website, and it's discussing (gasp!) Michael Jackson's "Neverland" ranch and says "An interesting rectification would be to pull back Michael Jackson's birth time to about 11.30am so that his Moon is closer to the 10°44' Pisces position of Uranus in 2005."

And man, as soon as I saw "Michael Jackson," "Pisces position" and "Uranus" all in one sentence, I got the hell out of there. :eek:

(And I ain't touching that "rectification" word in that sentence. No way, no how. Nope. Not gonna go there.)

:eek:

[Leo Lakio]

Tell me when you find something cause I googled.Wikipedia had nothing.Think of the classic yin-yang symbol.

[1stwahine]

Leo Lakio and LikaNui!!! Plezzzzzzzz....STOP!:eek:

My jaws is sore from laughing. I wanna look good for my job.:o

OMG!!! Antonio is looking at me and ready to call my daughter to ARREST me!

No make lil dat!:(

Auntie Lynn

BTW: Sorry Adrian, you have no idea wat we're discussing.heheheh

[LikaNui]

Think of the classic yin-yang symbol. Oh. OH! Now I get it.
I guess I already addressed that in my What's For Lunch post today.
:D
:p

:o

[Peshkwe]

And here I thought fingers would be flying to google because of cthulhu :p

[Leo Lakio]

And here I thought fingers would be flying to google because of cthulhu :pI'm rather fond of the Pokethulhu (http://www.sjgames.com/minis/pokethulhu/) phenomenon, meself. "Gotta catch you all!"

[LikaNui]

[QUOTE=LikaNui;160810]Google led me to this link (http://www.cheme.cmu.edu/education/pisces.htm) at the prestigious Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, and it said (...) "A minimum of two different experiences, each involving both individual effort and teamwork, is desirable in a PISCES position."

Come to think of it, after Leo's explanation, perhaps the sentence above does make sense and is on topic.
At least, it does if you're doing it right.

:p

Never heard it called "Pisces position" before. Just good old "69". Anybody else heard the PP term before? (Ah, no, don't go there.)
A slight digression, if I may, is that I graduated in 1969 and our class blazers had, of course, a large 69 on the front pocket. Very popular items, those blazers.
At our 10-year reunion, we all discovered that most of our blazers had been stolen over the years. Can't imagine why. :rolleyes:
(Note to self: go look for them on E-Bay.)

[/minor thread drift]
:o

[Leo Lakio]

[/minor thread drift]Considering the topic, I approve.

[Peshkwe]

And considering the drift, this item might be on topic....for the drift anyway.

cthulhu cozy (http://www.boingboing.net/2005/12/13/cthulhu_dildo_cthozy.html)

[LikaNui]

Considering the topic, I approve. But will the Editorial Board at The Star-Bulletin approve? Their John Heckathorn has mentioned Hawaii Threads in his column a few times in the past (including his quote of a comment from yours truly), but I somehow think this particular thread may not pass muster.
Unless John can find a way to handle it.
(Oh, come ON, people! You're taking that sentence the wrong way too, ain'tcha? "John"? "Handle"? Sheesh.)
:rolleyes:

Try wait. We could take this act onto Andy Bumatai's new TV show, on the other hand.
(Oh Gawd. "Other hand"? Will the pun never end?)
:o

(Auntie Lynn, how you stay now?)
:D

[Peshkwe]

[QUOTE=LikaNui;160810]Google led me to this link (http://www.cheme.cmu.edu/education/pisces.htm) at the prestigious Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, and it said (...) "A minimum of two different experiences, each involving both individual effort and teamwork, is desirable in a PISCES position."

Come to think of it, after Leo's explanation, perhaps the sentence above does make sense and is on topic.
At least, it does if you're doing it right.

:p

Never heard it called "Pisces position" before. Just good old "69". Anybody else heard the PP term before? (Ah, no, don't go there.)
A slight digression, if I may, is that I graduated in 1969 and our class blazers had, of course, a large 69 on the front pocket. Very popular items, those blazers.
At our 10-year reunion, we all discovered that most of our blazers had been stolen over the years. Can't imagine why. :rolleyes:
(Note to self: go look for them on E-Bay.)

[/minor thread drift]
:o

I was trying not to be too very overt, the yin-yang symbol came to mind first and almost immediately the pisces symbol popped into my head... that settled it, it just sound better in my head.


Hmmm....wait....my online name fits with the drift too...

[glossyp]

But will the Editorial Board at The Honolulu Advertiser approve? Their John Heckathorn has mentioned Hawaii Threads in his column a few times in the past (including his quote of a comment from yours truly), but I somehow think this particular thread may not pass muster.
Unless John can find a way to handle it.
(Oh, come ON, people! You're taking that sentence the wrong way too, ain'tcha? "John"? "Handle"? Sheesh.)
:rolleyes:

Just a minor note that John H. works for the Star Bulletin not the Advertiser.

[Leo Lakio]

Considering the various zodiacal symbols (http://www.tattoo-me.com/funstuff/zodiac.gif), one could have a lot of fun developing positions to represent each of them.


Or you could end up hospitalized.

[LikaNui]

Just a minor note that John H. works for the Star Bulletin not the Advertiser. Yeah. Star Bulletin. That's what I said.
[/praising Ryan for having the Edit function]

:o

[LikaNui]

Hey, wait a second! I stay confused. I just re-read the title of this thread.
And all this time I thought this thread was about Female GELATIN Enhancement! And I'm thinking, hmmmm... enhanced Jello. Cool.
:o

[Leo Lakio]

And all this time I thought this thread was about Female GELATIN Enhancement! And I'm thinking, hmmmm... enhanced Jello. Cool.:oBack to Peshkwe's earlier post:Do it wobble to an fro?

[SusieMisajon]

Oh. OH! Now I get it.
I guess I already addressed that in my What's For Lunch post today.
:D
:p

:o
Your what's for lunch post?!

Oh, I get it...it's like 'eating' or 'getting eaten'.

A joke for y'all... what's the difference between 61 and 69?



(nothing, but with 69, you get 8 (ate) more)

[WindwardOahuRN]

Hey, wait a second! I stay confused. I just re-read the title of this thread.
And all this time I thought this thread was about Female GELATIN Enhancement! And I'm thinking, hmmmm... enhanced Jello. Cool.
:o

That would involve whipped cream, I would think.

Whipping. Cream. Cherries....on top. Lotsa jiggling.

Aww, this is getting so delightfully silly! :D

[Random]

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2007/02/14/notes021407.DTL
No way I'm gonna shave. I will go only as far as "trimming the hedges."

[Random]

When a guy with his arms down looks like he's trying to smuggle baby squid in his armpits...
Brah, if they look more like baby squids than a couple of wolf spiders, you got bigger problem than hairy armpits.

[Random]

I'm rather fond of the Pokethulhu (http://www.sjgames.com/minis/pokethulhu/) phenomenon, meself. "Gotta catch you all!"
Catch what? Crabs?

No, thank you. :D

[alohacandy]

[QUOTE=LikaNui;160823]


Hmmm....wait....my online name fits with the drift too...

Your online name of Peshkwe? Googled that and only found references to you and the forums you belong to! LOL

If you had said "69" for the P.P. I would have understood...being that I'm class of 69 and today is also my birthday! LOL Yippppeeeee! (That makes me 28 yrs. old and my other self is also 28)

[alohacandy]

Catch what? Crabs?

No, thank you. :D


<scratching> :eek:

[Peshkwe]

[QUOTE=Peshkwe;160828]

Your online name of Peshkwe? Googled that and only found references to you and the forums you belong to! LOL

If you had said "69" for the P.P. I would have understood...being that I'm class of 69 and today is also my birthday! LOL Yippppeeeee! (That makes me 28 yrs. old and my other self is also 28)

My online name is Ojibwe and it means 'Nighthawk', since anishinaabemowin never had a written form it's been spelled Peshkwe, Beshkwe and Besh'que.

If you read the first four paragraphs here:

http://birdsbybent.com/ch11-20/nighthawk.html

You'll understand the drift association ;)

[Peshkwe]

Brah, if they look more like baby squids than a couple of wolf spiders, you got bigger problem than hairy armpits.

Not brah....sis...

And if I had wolf spider action under the pits...umm....I'd have to run away from myself!:eek:

[LikaNui]

I would have understood...being that I'm class of 69 and today is also my birthday! Hau`oli la hanau, fellow Kaneohe resident and fellow 69-er!
(Oh, c'mon, folks. That's the Class of '69.)

[Leo Lakio]

That's the Class of '69.You got to take a class?!? I think I know what I want to get a degree in now - Master's, of course.:cool:

[Karen]

Well, no....I don't think I had heard of it, but gee thanks, now I have. :D :eek: :eek:

Is there nothing that people don't think needs improving upon? shaking my head in amazement......I wear levis.......they feel great........I like me and my bod okay enuff....LOL, argh. 'nuff said........

[LikaNui]

I think I know what I want to get a degree in now - Master's, of course. Master's degree? Aim higher. Go for your Doctor-It. :p

And hey, all this time I thought this thread was something about Female GENTILE Enhancement.
Oy vay!

:o

[Leo Lakio]

Master's degree? Aim higher. Go for your Doctor-It. :p
There's a magna cum laude joke in here somewhere ... but I'll leave it be for once.

[LikaNui]

There's a magna cum laude joke in here somewhere ... Try again. It should be "magna cum loud."

:p

[TATTRAT]

But, none of this will put the tread back on a tire...still be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way I imagine.


as for a PP?! That is new to me. "69" more like it, or having dinner at the "Y".

[Peshkwe]

The PP = 69 under water = blowing bubbles

[LikaNui]

blowing bubbles Eh, "blowing bubbles" was from one of Bruddah IZ's funniest jokes! And it's on his live CD, I think.
:D

[cynsaligia]

wow! i did not realize my thread started would inspire so much wicked and witty double entendre and sound/visual effects. "meat curtains" and "thwapitta-thwapitta-thwapitta" indeed!

back to the original topic--

Jonah K's comment begs the question: how much contrast is there between this elective surgery and so-called female circumcision (http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs241/en/)? one is chosen, the other is imposed.

i thought a little bit about the penile surgeries which were linked earlier in this thread and there's a little difference between labiaplasty versus some of the penile surgeries. some of the PSes seek to correct badly executed circumcisions. i can accept that. but choosing to 'correct' a part of your body you have to contort yourself and use mirrors to see? i don't get it!

then again, i'm the kind of person who yearns for current porn to be more like 70s porn in that the bodies were more real (the wonk-wonk-wonk-wonk-WONK-WONK-WONK music is kinda ew). i know that porn is supposed to be about fantasy and a perhaps unreachable ideal, but you know what? human bodies are imperfect, and it's those imperfections that not only make us human, but make us beautiful. i wish all the women rushing to get bewb jobs had to look at a pics of natural chichis of all different sizes and shapes as well as pics of botched implant jobs and that they could see that getting a pair installed is so not worth it.

the fact that even children are becoming so conscious of their appearance that some clamor for plastic surgery just really saddens me. so when i saw "the secret surgery" piece in allure, i just about wanted to puke. none of the "before' pics in dr. hamori's site are ugly or abnormal or repulsive. in fact, the "after" pics rather look like they're modeled after a male sex toy. bleh!

[Peshkwe]

At one time my mother was bugging me to get some ta-ta tailoring done, I looked through the online info and before and after pics and almost considered it...

Then I ran across this rant (with after pic linkage):

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/breast-augmentation.shtml

Then my mind ran....far-far away!!! :eek:

[Kalei99]

I haven't visited HT in a long time. When I'm in my "missing home" mood, I come back to get a feel of the islands. I saw this thread and wandered in for a peek.
What surprises me most is that this thread was viewed over 1500 times...probably 2nd to the SupaFerry thread. Whoa da "skebe", yeah...da HT crowd? :p Hey, wait a minute...I'm here too! :rolleyes:

[alohacandy]

At one time my mother was bugging me to get some ta-ta tailoring done, I looked through the online info and before and after pics and almost considered it...

Then I ran across this rant (with after pic linkage):

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/breast-augmentation.shtml

Then my mind ran....far-far away!!! :eek:

I remember when my sister had breast implants....ohhhhhhhh the pain she went through scared me! I still remember her biting down on a towel as she gritted in pain from the required massaging to break up potential scar tissue. OMG!!! I'm a wienie when it comes to pain! LOL

[Peshkwe]

I remember when my sister had breast implants....ohhhhhhhh the pain she went through scared me! I still remember her biting down on a towel as she gritted in pain from the required massaging to break up potential scar tissue. OMG!!! I'm a wienie when it comes to pain! LOL


My sis-in-law had implants done, hers weren't too drastically bigger than what she was before nursing deflated her. She wasn't real fond of the post-op massages either. I'd have to be going in the opposite direction, which would mean the anchor cuts. *shiver*

[Kalei99]

I remember when my sister had breast implants....ohhhhhhhh the pain she went through scared me! I still remember her biting down on a towel as she gritted in pain from the required massaging to break up potential scar tissue. OMG!!! I'm a wienie when it comes to pain! LOL

I hate to admit it but I had it done. Wasn't too painful...nothing a little motrin wouldn't take care of. I didn't have much bruising either (nothing like that picture in the article).
I must have breasts of steel! :D
~Kalei

[Peshkwe]

I guess it's easier in the pain and recovery department when you have em upgraded a size or two (versus going up to inflatable porn star sizes). Going down involves the whole removal thing along with the lift to compensate for the overabundance of flappy flesh with nothing to fill anymore.

[Pua'i Mana'o]

*slowly frowns until eyes are squeezed so tight as to wrestle away the visual*

[Peshkwe]

*snicker*

Hey!! We dun made Pua'i go blind agin! :p

[alohacandy]

I guess it's easier in the pain and recovery department when you have em upgraded a size or two (versus going up to inflatable porn star sizes). Going down involves the whole removal thing along with the lift to compensate for the overabundance of flappy flesh with nothing to fill anymore.

My aunt had the removal surgery and still complains about the outcome....she's in her 70's.

[Peshkwe]

My aunt had the removal surgery and still complains about the outcome....she's in her 70's.

REALLY?!?

Now that door is for sure shut, locked and bolted down!!! YIKES!

[1stwahine]

REALLY?!?

Now that door is for sure shut, locked and bolted down!!! YIKES!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

tooooooooooooo funnnnnnny!:p

Auntie Lynn

[Mokihana]

Eh, "blowing bubbles" was from one of Bruddah IZ's funniest jokes! And it's on his live CD, I think.
:D

Yeah, that's the one. I laugh even thinking about it!!

[Random]

Note to self: never "eavesdrop" on women talking hygiene.

Excuse me while I go clean my "ears" with steel pipe brush.

[alohacandy]

REALLY?!?

Now that door is for sure shut, locked and bolted down!!! YIKES!

Hahaha! I doubt it! She's married to a younger man who is in great shape. :D She still talks about how "active" my grandparents were well into their 70s....even as my grandfather was dying from lung cancer. Go figure.

[cynsaligia]

the american college of obstetricians gynecologists has weighed in on such procedures (http://www.acog.org/from_home/publications/press_releases/nr09-01-07-1.cfm).

from slate.com's "human nature" column (http://www.slate.com/id/2173643/):

Gynecologists denounced cosmetic vagina surgery. A "committee opinion" by the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists says: 1) " 'vaginal rejuvenation,' 'designer vaginoplasty,' 'revirgination,' and 'G-spot amplification' procedures are not medically indicated, nor is there documentation of their safety and effectiveness." 2) Your genitals are probably normal, so you don't need to "fix" them. 3) If you worry about your sexual adequacy, try counseling before surgery. 4) Cosmetic procedures "can cause complications such as infection, altered sensation, pain and scarring." Rebuttal by doctors who do the surgery: It's safe enough, and women ask us for it. Rebuttal by ACOG: They ask for it because you sleazeballs promote it on TV and make women feel inadequate for being less than porn stars. Human Nature's question: If genital surgery is a crime when you don't want it (as in female "circumcision") but a right when you want it (as in changing your sex), is it OK when you want it because a TV show made you think you need it?

[Karen]

LOL this thread ain't diein! It's a riot.....

Okay, again, seriously? If a woman works with weights and concentrates on certain muscles she'll not even be tempted to have surgery, lol too gross. :eek:

Course it is the babyboomer generation that was the most selfish, I think, and the Stones' song "Can't Get No Satisfaction" surely was written for and about, US. Our gum must always have more intense and better flavor, our foods spicier and sex the same, goes without saying, our pleasures better deliver maximum bang for their buck, oh I think I'll stop now cuz these words have me LMAO. :p

[sinjin]

"Rebuttal by ACOG: They ask for it because you sleazeballs promote it on TV and make women feel inadequate for being less than porn stars."

Somehow I doubt this quote. Why is it women are so often depicted as pawns? Can't a women know her own mind and not be a dupe? Can't a women embrace an aesthetic without being painted as pressured or mislead?

[Glen Miyashiro]

Okay, again, seriously? If a woman works with weights and concentrates on certain muscles she'll not even be tempted to have surgery, lol too gross. :eek:You can lift weights with those muscles? :eek:

:D

[1stwahine]

You can lift weights with those muscles? :eek:

:D

I dunno wat kine Po'ge Karen get but, but, neba mind.:rolleyes:

(goes back eating twizzler)heheheh

Auntie Lynn

[sinjin]

Okay, again, seriously? If a woman works with weights and concentrates on certain muscles she'll not even be tempted to have surgery, lol too gross. :eek:No amount of weightlifting will reduce the dimensions of a woman's labia. Surgery for this is a big part of the enhancements being routinely done nowadays.

[Karen]

Glen, LMAO again!

Sinjin, I never said that any amount of weightlifting changes the labia, I said that is a person lifts and concentrates on certain areas of the female bod that the person won't WANT to change the labia....cuz that won't matter, not with all of the internal muscle action, LOLLL. and that is all I am saying about that, but will give you a hint.....it is possible for the female bod to make farting sounds but the sound is not coming from where farts come from. LMAO....mods, delete this if you see fit. I am being as uh...medically oriented as I can, and not crude, if that's possible here.

[SusieMisajon]

Glen, LMAO again!

Sinjin, I never said that any amount of weightlifting changes the labia, I said that is a person lifts and concentrates on certain areas of the female bod that the person won't WANT to change the labia....cuz that won't matter, not with all of the internal muscle action, LOLLL. and that is all I am saying about that, but will give you a hint.....it is possible for the female bod to make farting sounds but the sound is not coming from where farts come from. LMAO....mods, delete this if you see fit. I am being as uh...medically oriented as I can, and not crude, if that's possible here.
Yes, it's possible. Sometimes during sex, air is forced into the vagina, and 'farts' out.

[cynsaligia]

LOL this thread ain't diein! It's a riot.....

Okay, again, seriously? If a woman works with weights and concentrates on certain muscles she'll not even be tempted to have surgery, lol too gross.

Course it is the babyboomer generation that was the most selfish, I think, and the Stones' song "Can't Get No Satisfaction" surely was written for and about, US. Our gum must always have more intense and better flavor, our foods spicier and sex the same, goes without saying, our pleasures better deliver maximum bang for their buck, oh I think I'll stop now cuz these words have me LMAO.

No amount of weightlifting will reduce the dimensions of a woman's labia. Surgery for this is a big part of the enhancements being routinely done nowadays.

Glen, LMAO again!

Sinjin, I never said that any amount of weightlifting changes the labia, I said that is a person lifts and concentrates on certain areas of the female bod that the person won't WANT to change the labia....cuz that won't matter, not with all of the internal muscle action, LOLLL. and that is all I am saying about that, but will give you a hint.....it is possible for the female bod to make farting sounds but the sound is not coming from where farts come from. LMAO....mods, delete this if you see fit. I am being as uh...medically oriented as I can, and not crude, if that's possible here.

Yes, it's possible. Sometimes during sex, air is forced into the vagina, and 'farts' out.


for the love of baby jesus (trademark, paul ogata). just say what it is--flatus vaginalis (yes, people--there's an actual latin term for it), more commonly known as a queef. no need to convulse like a juvenile into giggles and talk incoherently for the sake of fake prudence.

i'm not understanding what tie is being drawn between women weightlifting and a lack of desire to alter oneself (vaginally or elsewhere) with surgery, and queefing. i've watched a few women's body building competitions and quite a number of the top competitors clearly had breast augmentation done. i didn't notice that any of them queefed whilst onstage. of course, no one was holding a microphone to their nanis. so, karen, why don't you just stop LOLing and LYAO like a giddy girl, compose yourself, and use adult words to say whatever it is you're alluding to. :rolleyes:

[Karen]

Oh, for the love of God, Cyn, get a grip and a sense of humor, life's too short. Yeah, even when talking to ME. :D :D (In other words, get over it.)

Susie, not just during sex. A gal can simply be using ankle weights and doing calisthenic-type leg lifts and be the loudest thing in the room besides the music, LOL. :eek:

[MatildaRose]

Oh, for the love of God, Cyn, get a grip and a sense of humor, life's too short. Yeah, even when talking to ME. :D :D (In other words, get over it.)

Susie, not just during sex. A gal can simply be using ankle weights and doing calisthenic-type leg lifts and be the loudest thing in the room besides the music, LOL. :eek:


You're right; life's too short, and I think you should LOL and LYAO whenever the mood inspires you. For the record, I hear you on the leg lift/musical toots!

[SusieMisajon]

'Queef' and 'queefing' are not pretty words.

[cynsaligia]

Oh, for the love of God, Cyn, get a grip and a sense of humor, life's too short. Yeah, even when talking to ME. (In other words, get over it.)

Susie, not just during sex. A gal can simply be using ankle weights and doing calisthenic-type leg lifts and be the loudest thing in the room besides the music, LOL.

You're right; life's too short, and I think you should LOL and LYAO whenever the mood inspires you. For the record, I hear you on the leg lift/musical toots!

you know, i’ll apologize. yes, please--do laugh when, where and for however long you want, other people’s perceptions be damned, even if they think you look the fool.

maybe bcs i’m in the medical field, i don’t have patience for people who can’t call a penis a penis or an anus or a queef a queef. i can understand if someone wants to say “shishi” for urinate or “nani” for vajayjay or hoohoodilly for dingdongthehumperstick. however, if, in your endeavor to be delicate or prudent, you totally obscure the message you’re trying to get across…well, i’m sorry, i just don’t have the patience cause, as you so wonderfully put it, life is too short. i truly mean that apology. please pardon the fact that i just can’t fathom why it’s hard to say, simply, “women sometimes release gasses from their vagina, or queef, during sex or while exercising.” there’s nothing scandalous or vulgar about it. it's not like any one of us is lifting a leg and taking off our underpants to demonstrate it.

for the record, karen, you still haven’t made clear what correlation you’re trying to draw between female genital enhancement/labiaplasty/meat curtain trimming and weightlifting and flatus vaginalis. because if there is a correlation there, i’m actually interested in that part.

'Queef' and 'queefing' are not pretty words.

for that matter, "murder," "death," "maim" and "war" aren't pretty words--in fact, they're uglier than 10,000 "queefs" collectively or even simultaneously could ever be--but they describe something real, so we use them anyway.

if you meant that "queef" and "queefing" not "pleasant" or "polite" words, you always have the clinical and/or latinate options.

*sigh* i guess, even if i am a feminist and am as into feminine trappings as anyone else could be (ask eric about my four make up cases and 20+ perfumes), i'm just not as delicate as you all are. :D

[Karen]

There are various reasons for elective labioplasty. One that is joked about by some is a simple, basic and old...joke...like a guy telling the doc to sew his wife back up, after childbirth a little tighter, one of many, and you named some but not all of the reasons it's becoming vogue to have it, in some circles anyway.

The muscles I was referring to can make sex more pleasurable for both parties, THAT was my point of reference in joking.

Now, about "people" thinking I may look like a fool, stop trying to speak for "people" and OWN IT, Cyn. YOU think I did or do and I suspect you are sharp enough to discern that I could not care less what you think of me, past, present or future.

Then, get over it. In fact, on all future as well as past threads, "get over me" and "it" whatever it was that bugged you so much about what I think and dare to say and joke about.

I wish you well~

(PS.......also get over being bugged by people DARING to be down-to-earth and not use latin terms. Are you maybe acting condescendingly in hypocrisy to your pet peeve of recent?! Hell, I've known doctors that talk more like me than you. My sis almost married one and he remains a daer friend. Can't have "people" thinking you arrogant, now can we? big grin here.....)

[cynsaligia]

karen, in past threads, as well as in future ones, if i wanted to insult someone or say that what i thought they said was ill-conceived or stupid or inane, i've made no bones about saying so plainly. in fact, i make a point to speak plainly, period. i don't know any other way of speaking or writing.

i apologized to you. if you don't want to acccept it, that's up to you. i made that apology, remembering that there have been many, many, many times i've laughed when no one was laughing and you know what? it's okay, as long as i'm not laughing to anyone's detriment or because of anyone's pain. if people who aren't laughing think i look the fool, that's fine--it's MY expression of joy, as your LOLing and LYAO are joyful expressions.

thank you for answering my question re the correlation. i guess you're saying there isn't a correlation between the surgery but that sexual pleasure can be obtained via exercises. i presume you mean kegels and the like. i'm not sure if the women who are getting labiaplasties are so concerned about vaginal wall exercises but are more concerned about their (perceived) lack of esthetic beauty in their pubic parts.

thank you for wishing me well. i invite you once more to accept my apology.

[MatildaRose]

for the love of baby jesus (trademark, paul ogata). just say what it is--flatus vaginalis (yes, people--there's an actual latin term for it), more commonly known as a queef. no need to convulse like a juvenile into giggles and talk incoherently for the sake of fake prudence.


Yet in your post that started this thread, you referred to a vag-jay-jay.:confused: That's not exactly calling it what it is, is it?

[Leo Lakio]

hoohoodilly for dingdongthehumperstickI would like to consider the laughter this phrase engendered as an entry for "best part of today," if you don't mind.

[Karen]

Cyn, you said "I'll apologize" then went on being critical, and had plenty to say. You didn't actually apologize, BUT....I must post on this thread once more to tell you that I already accepted it in my mind, and do cuz it's not something nor are you someone for me to want or need to hold a grudge against. Consider it done and a non-issue, so far as between us, oh, and you never apologized for comparing me to a used condom on that other thread, but again, each new day we should be able to awaken and not hold resentments at someone for the day previous, so.....let's let the issues dictate our posts, if any to each other, and not personal jabs, etc. :)

No, I am not speaking of kegels. There's pulleys on old universal-type weight machines and on the user's end, so to speak there's a leather anklet, and when a woman uses that and has 15 or 20lbs. on it and can handle that much weight, and she does even hundreds of leg raises with that pulley she develops those muscles better than any kegels could. I have actually been near and heard loud noises near the particular "leg raise" machine I am referring to. Those developed muscles can be really handy and dandy when doing the act. :D


The comparison to the plastic surgery in this thread was because I have heard joking about it being to make sex more pleasurable and the first thing that came to my mind when I noticed this thread title was "why bother, just work those muscles" when yes, I was and am aware that the plastic surgery have various uses/reasons people want it.

Goodness, phone ringing and company in the house now....thanks for the replies.

[SusieMisajon]

Please don't fight and ruin this funny and fun thread!

(You mean that 'Queef' is an actual real term? Couldn't they have thought of a better word?)

[Karen]

Susie, you got it! No fighting...just two blunt,and outspoken people that hashed something out, in my opinion. I believe it's all cool and hopefully I'll be reading more here and be laughing like a nut. (by the way, speaking of laughs and fun online....lemme give you a laugh on me, maybe....I'll try, anyway....I'm "Edith bunker" with a puter. I'm very internet literate but the technology of these things still escapes me, and I need to take a class in them. Words like queef just had me looking intently puzzled at the screen here, till I hit dictionary.com. well, I'll hush least I bore ya to tears...running on empty here, not enough sleep last night, grabbing a melatonin and crashing shortly)

[SusieMisajon]

OMG! It's true!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence

[Peshkwe]

From the wiki:
This can also be a symptom of an internal female genital prolapse,[2] a condition most often caused by child birth.[3]

This is the major difference between labiaplasty (original topic) and vaginoplasty....two different procedures that have some similar cosmetic uses.

Labiaplasty appears to be in the purely external cosmetic category... to look better, as there are no physically structural muscles, etc. so there is no real need to get it done other than psychological well being.

Vaginoplasty on the other hand is based in a internal physical structural need dealing with muscles to correct varying degrees of prolapse where (properly done) kegels aren't working or the internal walls are too damaged for them to work.

Queefing during exercise in seems to me an effect of the abdominal muscles not being in balance with the vaginal wall and pelvic floor muscles causing the vajayjay to expand and 'inhale' during abdominal contraction and 'exhale' (loudly) on relaxation where the internal walls fall back into prolapsed position.


So labiaplasty won't do anything to correct queefing unless along with the queef yer blowing raspberries too.

[sinjin]

So labiaplasty won't do anything to correct queefing unless along with the queef yer blowing raspberries too.:D This thread just keeps getting better and better. I mean, good post. Very informational.

No fighting...just two blunt,and outspoken people that hashed something out, in my opinion.What could be more appropriate for this thread than panties in a bunch?:D

[SusieMisajon]

Genital enhancement is not the same as vaginal enhancement.

[Peshkwe]

Genital enhancement is not the same as vaginal enhancement.


Yes it is. A vagina IS your genital unless you happen to be a guy then you would need genital enhancement to create the genitals for the gender your genital should engender.

[SusieMisajon]

Yes it is. A vagina IS your genital unless you happen to be a guy then you would need genital enhancement to create the genitals for the gender your genital should engender.

What I meant was that vaginal enhancement is more like making things snug and tight for pleasure. Genital enhancement is trimming the flabby outside bits to look 'prettier'.

[Peshkwe]

What I meant was that vaginal enhancement is more like making things snug and tight for pleasure. Genital enhancement is trimming the flabby outside bits to look 'prettier'.

Again, same-same...snugness is not physically necessary for health reasons, neither is the 'tidying up' of the outer folds....that's why it's called 'enhancement' rather than 'reconstruction'. It enhances what's there according to aesthetics rather than fixing something that's busted or gone wrong.

The mild overlap of reconstruction and enhancement comes from the physical/medical needs of the individual combined with their wants.

For example, a woman going for labiaplasty 'cause she wants tidy tuck folds in her cooch 'cause it just looks neater is getting an enhancement.

A woman getting labiaplasty 'cause she was raped and tore up in the process and wants to look and feel normal again is getting reconstruction.

Neither of the surgeries are technically necessary for physical function since the labia are just flaps of skin with no structural support for bodily functions...they could be left as is although the second example could be a medically based psychological necessity.

[Karen]

OMG! It's true!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence


Susie! You doubted it was?!! LOL of course it really happens.

Y'all have a great weekend. Looks like a beautiful morn. and one's a comin.

Oh! dang I didn't read thoroughly..Again! Sinjin...

you said "What could be more appropriate for this thread than panties in a bunch?"

LOL! good one....yeah, okay, gotta get my day in gear, thanks. Y'all don't stop...lol...

[SusieMisajon]

Heehee! I knew it really happened....I'm not a virgin, and even though I've been 'single' for more years that I care to count, I do remember that kinda stuff. But, my God, couldn't they have thought of a better term for it?

[Leo Lakio]

But, my God, couldn't they have thought of a better term for it?Making up words like that is somebody's job? I think I need to adjust my career path yet again...

[Pomai]

You folks are just ALL OVER THE PLANET with this thread. That's all I have to say. Carry on. :p

[SusieMisajon]

heehee!!!!

[woodman]

Interesting thread.

I read somewhere that surgical "restoration" for female virginity was on the rise, something to do with Arab men buying wives, paying off their families with large doweries.

I say, if it ain't broken, then don't fix it

[Bob P]

Oh my God, this has to have been the funniest thread on this whole board!

2 comments:

First, I have never met an 'ugly' vulva. I'll be happy to continue interviewing prospect though, if you insist ;)

Second, I never understood the appeal of sex with virgins (apologies to my virginal sisters out there). I mean, afterall, who would you rather play golf with? Someone who's enthusastic but never swung a club or someone who knows how to get around the course :cool:

[Leo Lakio]

The mighty New York Times discusses the increasing use of the slang term vajayjay (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/28/fashion/28vajayjay.html).

[cynsaligia]

here's a story about mutilation, not enhancement. be warned that it might cause you to toss your cookies--it's quite sick.


NAPLES, Fla. (AP) — A woman who had her 13-year-old daughter’s genitalia pierced to make it uncomfortable for her to have sex was acquitted of aggravated child abuse on Thursday.

The girl, now 16, had testified that her mother asked a friend in 2004 to shave the girl’s head to make her unattractive to boys and later held her down for the piercing.

A jury deliberated for about three hours before deciding the mother’s actions didn’t involve punishment or malicious intent, or cause permanent damage or disfigurement.

the mother "punished" her daughter in this manner because she was promiscuous, even having sex with mother's boyfriend.

contrary to any idea that the daughter was a 13 year old lolita, according to naplesnews.com (http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2007/oct/24/girl_pierced_private_area_testifies_first_day_moth/?breaking_news), the daughter had been molested since the age of 11:

since age 11, her daughter had been molested by a family friend who later became the mother’s boyfriend.

sick! sick! sick! what kind of mother would punish her daughter for being molested and then raped by her boyfriend??!! bcs it certainly is rape--the youngest age of consent in the US is 14, and that normally only applies if the other partner is within a few years of age of the 14 year old.

and the jury's decision? if the head shaving and the piercing itself didn't cause any permanent damage, the fact that the mother "chose" her pathetic excuse of a human being boyfriend over her own daughter definitely cause permanent damage.

i'm so disgusted i'm not far from blowing chunks of the breakfast i just ate. i hope the daughter is taken away from the mother and put into a home where people will love and care for her and help her get over this debacle.

[Menehune Man]

What a tangled web that was.
Sure hope the girl has a good life after this.

[Bob P]

here's a story about mutilation, not enhancement. be warned that it might cause you to toss your cookies--it's quite sick.




the mother "punished" her daughter in this manner because she was promiscuous, even having sex with mother's boyfriend.

contrary to any idea that the daughter was a 13 year old lolita, according to naplesnews.com (http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2007/oct/24/girl_pierced_private_area_testifies_first_day_moth/?breaking_news), the daughter had been molested since the age of 11:



sick! sick! sick! what kind of mother would punish her daughter for being molested and then raped by her boyfriend??!! bcs it certainly is rape--the youngest age of consent in the US is 14, and that normally only applies if the other partner is within a few years of age of the 14 year old.

and the jury's decision? if the head shaving and the piercing itself didn't cause any permanent damage, the fact that the mother "chose" her pathetic excuse of a human being boyfriend over her own daughter definitely cause permanent damage.

i'm so disgusted i'm not far from blowing chunks of the breakfast i just ate. i hope the daughter is taken away from the mother and put into a home where people will love and care for her and help her get over this debacle.

Unfortunatly this kind of behavior is all too common in abuse cases - the mother blaming the child and becoming jealous. I can't quote numbers, but apparantly a significant number of women react this way.

[PoiBoy]

Unfortunatly this kind of behavior is all too common in abuse cases - the mother blaming the child and becoming jealous. I can't quote numbers, but apparantly a significant number of women react this way.

a friend had that horrible experience. her mother blaming her caused more scarring than the actual rape.

[Bob P]

a friend had that horrible experience. her mother blaming her caused more scarring than the actual rape.
Yah, unfortunatly it happened to someone very close to me too.

[cyleet99]

Had a patient a while back who had several cosmetic procedures done at once (might as well, while you are under:rolleyes:) and ended up in our local ER--had to put a urinary tube in only to hear EMS say, "oh, yeah they did surgery there too." Looked too painful for words, but the procedure had just been done.
I can only think since panties (the kind that bunch) are so small and narrow now they can no longer "bunch" (re: "thong thingys") and that is where the "thwappity thwappity" becomes a problem.
Do you remember those skintight lycra pants from the '70's? Why weren't they trimming ladies up then?
Guess it would make "bushwhacking" easier.
That's all for now.

[Peshkwe]

Do you remember those skintight lycra pants from the '70's?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI

[sinjin]

Had a patient a while back who had several cosmetic procedures done at once (might as well, while you are under:rolleyes:) and ended up in our local ER--had to put a urinary tube in only to hear EMS say, "oh, yeah they did surgery there too." Looked too painful for words, but the procedure had just been done.
I can only think since panties (the kind that bunch) are so small and narrow now they can no longer "bunch" (re: "thong thingys") and that is where the "thwappity thwappity" becomes a problem.
Do you remember those skintight lycra pants from the '70's? Why weren't they trimming ladies up then?
Guess it would make "bushwhacking" easier.
That's all for now.Hairstyles were different then IYGMD.:p

[Lika]

Ok, I admit I was watching my "junk tv" the other night. "Dr. 90210" has shown (well, "shown" is a better word) not one but two genital enhancement episodes lately. One was an Asian female bodybuilder here in Calif who opted to reduce her labia and reconstruct her clitoral hood. She said it interfered with her training and exercising for competitions. The last one was a woman who had given birth to two large babies. She opted for labia reconstruction (they showed the rather, um, large strip of flesh the Dr removed) AND tightened her vaginal muscles to (and I quote) "those of an 18 year old". (The Dr had asked her during consultation "how tight" she wanted to be and she replied "an 18 year old" rather shyly. The Dr said "Ok, not a problem!" while her fiance's eyes nearly bugged out). Hmm, I dunno, you shouldn't fool with Mother Nature, but out of curiousity, I wonder how much this procedure cost her? (It was Los Angeles tho, and unfortunately, you know how they're all so fixiated on looks. I might add, this woman was very attactive and said it would, um, 'enhance' things. What happened to love, intimacy, technique and imagination?). Ok, so I'm a hopeless romantic, HAH!

[sinjin]

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone.

[cyleet99]

I loved the youtube song....."you could see her uterus!" HeeHee!!

[cynsaligia]

One was an Asian female bodybuilder here in Calif who opted to reduce her labia and reconstruct her clitoral hood. She said it interfered with her training and exercising for competitions.

was she erm...bigger than you would think she could get naturally?

if so, i would have hoped that the plastic surgeon would have pointed out that taking steroids causes the clitoris to grow unusually large. need proof? google "one night in chyna" for the xrated version, "steroids women clitoris" if you want the clinical version.

of course, if he did the ethical thing, he would have lost a patient. *shakes head*

[Lika]

The woman said it interfered with her running and caused chafing/irritation. Also, because of her running/gym outfits, it um, sometimes caused her embarassment because they were prominent under her clothes.

[1stwahine]

if so, i would have hoped that the plastic surgeon would have pointed out that taking steroids causes the clitoris to grow unusually large.

The woman said it interfered with her running and caused chafing/irritation. Also, because of her running/gym outfits, it um, sometimes caused her embarassment because they were prominent under her clothes.

heheheh

I take Steroids to break the cycle of my Cluster/Migraine Headaches.:eek: Dang Doctor neba did tell me my clit could grow larger.:confused: I had a Pelvic Ultra Sound done on me yesterday. The technician neba tell me nuttin...I must be normal.:p

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Auntie Lynn

[Leo Lakio]

...I must be normal.:p Uh...pardon?
Assumes facts not in evidence, counsel. ;)

[Adri]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395243,00.html

"Cosmetic surgery to "rejuvenate" the vagina has been blacklisted by Australian gynecologists who say more women are being injured by the dangerous procedures....The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists has issued a position statement on the trend, labelling it dangerous, expensive and unwarranted [and expressed a concern that it may exploit vulnerable women]...."

[mwanafalsafa]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1027541/Ive-G-shot--YES-YES-YES-sex-life-better.html

'nuff said.

[DNR55]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI
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Along this line of discussion....:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB388SH3XJo

I laughed till I cried.

[matapule]

It's threads like this that make Matapule wish for return of Kapu system.....but Matapule doesn't have to read thread either.