Yank This

[Walkoff Balk]

The New York Yankees are trying to buy another championship by signing Billy Crystal to a contract as a player.

[scrivener]

I hear he's on the juice.

[zztype]

I hear he's on the juice.

Prune juice?

[Random]

The New York Yankees are trying to buy another championship by signing Billy Crystal to a contract as a player.
I didn't know that Billy Crystal owns MLB. :p

From what I hear, they signed him up as a minor league ballplayer.

[lavagal]

I didn't know that Billy Crystal owns MLB. :p

From what I hear, they signed him up as a minor league ballplayer.

sounds like a midlife crisis

[Random]

sounds like a midlife crisis
At age 60? I thought he would have gotten it out of his system by 55.

[anapuni808]

read the articles - they signed him to ONE GAME! You guys never heard of a publicity stunt?

[Random]

read the articles - they signed him to ONE GAME! You guys never heard of a publicity stunt?
Meh. Whether it's one game or one hundred, I wonder if this is worth paying the ticket price. I hope that one game featuring Mr. Crystal is only charity-based (i.e., ticket revenue goes to a charity instead of his income).

[Walkoff Balk]

Oh Yes, Yes, God Yes!
I'm having what's Eliot Spitzer having.

[Random]

I'm having what's Eliot Spitzer having.
A bowl of hypocrisy soup topped with humiliation with a dash of disgrace? :p