Do I have cankles?

[weirdhawaii]

Ok, I'm calling on everybody here to help me out. My girlfriend is totally convinced that I have cankles. I know for a fact that I don't. Could you guys help me out and vote on my poll on this website?

http://davidcarvalhowasright.blogspot.com/2008/06/cankles.html
(http://davidcarvalhowasright.blogspot.com/2008/06/cankles.html)

Thank you!

[TATTRAT]

No, because there is no fold over lapping. to be a proper cankle, there needs to be some spillage over the top of the shoe.

Like the differece between a camel toe, and a moose knuckle.

[sinjin]

You're a male, yes?

Jus' kiddin' Barney.

[Peshkwe]

No, because there is no fold over lapping. to be a proper cankle, there needs to be some spillage over the top of the shoe.

Like the differece between a camel toe, and a moose knuckle.


Naaahhhh....

No calf definition and swollen ankles will make for cankles even on a thin person. It's the no noticeable change from calf to ankle that makes the cankle.

[TATTRAT]

but there needs to be some sort of overflow for it to be a true cankle. Ask Bill Clinton, he has cankle contests in his limo.

[Peshkwe]

The over hang only indicates bad, too small shoes usually. If the crease is at the ankle, then it's not a true cankle 'cause there is a defined ankle...it's just in hiding between the bulges.

[lavagal]

I think she's trying to break up with you. Cankles? What's the REAL situation? LOL!

[timkona]

wow ... moose knuckles.....never heard that one before.

[scrivener]

You guys are cracking me up at a moment when I seriously need it. :)

[Bob P]

No, because there is no fold over lapping. to be a proper cankle, there needs to be some spillage over the top of the shoe.

Like the differece between a camel toe, and a moose knuckle.

I thought a moose knuckle was the male version of the camel toe?

[SusieMisajon]

Heehee! The author of that blog writes that he was born by 'falling' out of his mom. I'll bet she has other memories of giving birth to him.

[scrivener]

Not if he's a giraffe.

[TATTRAT]

I thought a moose knuckle was the male version of the camel toe?


http://www.bulldogshockeyclub.com/moose_20knuckle.jpg

[Bob P]

Great Googily-moogily!:eek:

[Peshkwe]

Camel toes and moose toes are unisex visual aids to announce to the world...

"Hey! Mah pants bees too tight! Got a beer yah'all wan opened?"

Yes...moose are ornery with way ugly attitudes. More people are killed by moose than are killed by bear.

That ugly attitude is why when I find that something or situation that sucks beyond the norm, I'll say it sucks moose paunch.

Because it suckith in a most ugly way.

[Kungpao]

SNIP

Gah, there are some things you just can't un-see no matter how hard ya try!

Sorry, imho, yer' pushin cankle status. Based on this picture anyway...

http://www.natehibma.com/gallery2/cankle2.jpg

[weirdhawaii]

haha thanks guys for all your help. Unfortunately, the polls are in favor of cankle status LOL. Whatevs. Now I'll just have to go to some cankle support group or get ankle reduction surgery or something.:p

[TATTRAT]

Cankles anonymous has many locations.

[salmoned]

Well, your photos aren't scientific - give us your ankle circumference and your calf circumference. If they're nearly equal (10-15% leeway), you qualify. If not, no worries.

[weirdhawaii]

hahaha, good idea!

[Pomai]

wow ... moose knuckles.....never heard that one before.Ditto. And I almost fell off my chair after seeing what it was. lol!

Coming to a late night TV infomercial soon: "Girls Gone Wild: Moose Knuckle Edition" :eek: :eek: :D

But seriously "WeirdHawaii", do you consider yourself overweight? If you even remotely have what someone might view as "cankles", I'm guessing your waistline measurement isn't where it should be, either.

There's a very well known local musician and former TV host (I won't say his name) who has that, as is just one physical trait of his obesity condition. And I really, truly, deeply hope he finds the courage and strength (as well as physical capabilty) to be able to take at least some of the weight off, lest he end up like Braddah Iz. When I heard he was performing in Waikiki this past year, I rushed to see him, as I haven't seen him perform for a while. But when I seen he was still in that condition, I was really worried. He's a beautiful person, both inside and out, and It would really hurt to lose him.

[weirdhawaii]

But seriously "WeirdHawaii", do you consider yourself overweight? If you even remotely have what someone might view as "cankles", I'm guessing your waistline measurement isn't where it should be, either.

There's a very well known local musician and former TV host (I won't say his name) who has that, as is just one physical trait of his obesity condition. And I really, truly, deeply hope he finds the courage and strength (as well as physical capabilty) to be able to take at least some of the weight off, lest he end up like Braddah Iz. When I heard he was performing in Waikiki this past year, I rushed to see him, as I haven't seen him perform for a while. But when I seen he was still in that condition, I was really worried. He's a beautiful person, both inside and out, and It would really hurt to lose him.

Haha, thanks for your concern. I do consider myself overweight, but not at the point of morbid obesity. I can still touch my toes and do strenuous physical activity

[SusieMisajon]

How's that old song go....


She's got a pair of hips
just like two battleships

She's got a pair of legs
just like two powder kegs