Serenity
September 2nd, 2004, 06:37 PM
Here is a totally hilarious Q & A, I would like to share....
Q: Do you say "Loo-iss-vill" is the capital of Kentucky, or do you say "loo-ee-vill" is the capital of Kentucky?
A: None- it's not the capital.
Q: How many bricks does it take to complete a building
made entirely of bricks?
A: just 1.
Q: Which is the correct to say, "The yolk of the eggs are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
A: Neither - The yolk of the egg is yellow.
Q: How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
A: 1 time only.
Q: How could you rearange the letters in the word "new door" to make one word?
A: one word.
Q: How much dirt is there in a hole 3ft by 2ft by 4ft?
A: None- it's a whole.
Q: In Chicago, Illinois, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
A: it's not a camera.
Q: Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
A: No, he is dead.
Q: If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some news paper, and some wood, which would you light first?
A: A match.
Q: Is there a fourth of July in England?
A: Yes.
Q: Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
A: The man is still alive.
Q:A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall.
What does he weigh?
A: Meat.
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof, will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q: If a plane crashes on the North Carolina and Virginia border, where would the survivors be burried?
A: You don't bury the survivors.
:D LMAO!.
Is that funny or what?. LMAO!.
Aloha. Glad to spread some cheer & joy to everyone. :)
Q: Do you say "Loo-iss-vill" is the capital of Kentucky, or do you say "loo-ee-vill" is the capital of Kentucky?
A: None- it's not the capital.
Q: How many bricks does it take to complete a building
made entirely of bricks?
A: just 1.
Q: Which is the correct to say, "The yolk of the eggs are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
A: Neither - The yolk of the egg is yellow.
Q: How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
A: 1 time only.
Q: How could you rearange the letters in the word "new door" to make one word?
A: one word.
Q: How much dirt is there in a hole 3ft by 2ft by 4ft?
A: None- it's a whole.
Q: In Chicago, Illinois, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
A: it's not a camera.
Q: Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
A: No, he is dead.
Q: If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some news paper, and some wood, which would you light first?
A: A match.
Q: Is there a fourth of July in England?
A: Yes.
Q: Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
A: The man is still alive.
Q:A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall.
What does he weigh?
A: Meat.
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof, will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q: If a plane crashes on the North Carolina and Virginia border, where would the survivors be burried?
A: You don't bury the survivors.
:D LMAO!.
Is that funny or what?. LMAO!.
Aloha. Glad to spread some cheer & joy to everyone. :)