View Full Version : Laptops: a new male contraceptive?
Miulang
December 9th, 2004, 07:36 AM
All you people of the male persuasion who use laptops perched on your laps: studies now indicate that prolonged usage of "lap-based" laptops could be hazardous to your ability to have kids...
Well at least it's not some dangerous drug or a vasectomy! :eek:
Miulang
http://www.thehawaiichannel.com/technology/3985144/detail.html
Glen Miyashiro
December 9th, 2004, 08:21 AM
Well, if you keep a computer in your lap all the time, then for sure you're not going to be impregnating anybody. :D
Kilinahe
December 9th, 2004, 10:13 AM
Ryan and I can attest that this is absolutely not true. :)
Glen Miyashiro
December 9th, 2004, 10:27 AM
Did he keep the laptop on his lap at all times? If he did, and you still got pregnant, then you two are much more acrobatic than I'd have given you credit for. ;)
craigwatanabe
December 11th, 2004, 05:02 PM
Eh Glen where you been braddah...with a laptop and a wireless connection you can get all the porn stuff to keep it up! They call it pop up ads for a reason!
But if you got a P4 laptop, now that's a warm fuzzy feeling as those processors get pretty damned hot.
Hmmm laptop dancing! Yep sounds mighty illegal! :eek:
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