View Full Version : Hypothetical question: What if you were the opposite gender?
adrian
August 16th, 2005, 12:33 PM
My english class just had a quick essay writing on this topic.
Basically, the situation was that if you woke up being the opposite gender you are now, how would your life be different?
And please, were all adults, so nothing on your reproductive system or anything relating to it.
kimo55
August 16th, 2005, 12:35 PM
well, first of all, I would never leave the house...
ahola
August 16th, 2005, 12:38 PM
I'd become a lipstick lesbian.
Glen Miyashiro
August 16th, 2005, 12:42 PM
I'd have to spend a lot more time shaving.
Miulang
August 16th, 2005, 12:47 PM
It'd be easier to get a high-paying job and I wouldn't have to work as hard to get it! :p
Miulang
Palolo Joe
August 16th, 2005, 01:31 PM
My new favorite hangout would be the locker room at 24 Fitness Kapiolani... :cool:
MadAzza
August 16th, 2005, 02:18 PM
"If I had a penis, I'd still be a girl
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world!"
(courtesy of Seattle's Uncle Bonsai)
Fondoo2
August 16th, 2005, 02:35 PM
I'd be waiting at the docks for the salors to come in
(courtiesy of Jerry Sinefield)
Babooze
August 16th, 2005, 02:49 PM
Oh geez where do I start? ......... I'd be a lesibian for sure!(cant even figure out why straight women find men attractive). The rest I cant say........ :D
Fondoo2
August 16th, 2005, 03:31 PM
well if you had a females body it's safe to say you would have a females chemistry and a natural attraction to men and basicaly the parts fit so you know the best tool for the job and all :)
newroots
August 16th, 2005, 05:53 PM
i would make myself look nice in girls clothes.
lavagal
August 16th, 2005, 05:54 PM
My english class just had a quick essay writing on this topic.
Basically, the situation was that if you woke up being the opposite gender you are now, how would your life be different?
And please, were all adults, so nothing on your reproductive system or anything relating to it.
Gosh! I don't even want to THINK about it! Being a girl is FUN!
Maybe I'd be a really, really, really nice guy. Maybe I'd try to be more in touch with my feminine side. I certainly would like to think that the day I woke up a man I'd have tons of empathy for women and would be a model man. Being a male model wouldn't hurt, but I want you to get my point, LOL.
Keith H.
August 16th, 2005, 10:00 PM
My english class just had a quick essay writing on this topic.
Basically, the situation was that if you woke up being the opposite gender you are now, how would your life be different?
And please, were all adults, so nothing on your reproductive system or anything relating to it.
That's a good question. Obvious biological issues aside, if I woke up tomorrow as a female, I'm not sure my life would be very much different. Yes, the IT field is still male-dominated, but women are becoming better represented in it. And running and music are both unisex activities. If I were a football player, maybe things would be really different overnight...
1stwahine
August 16th, 2005, 10:08 PM
If I awoke tomarrow and found myself to be a man? I still would be the same person inside. My personality, my beliefs, my love for family, friends, aina, etc. Physically...well the obvious. I be damn to confused to know how to deal with it, than knowing how to use it. LOL
Hypothetically,
Auntie Lynn
helen
August 16th, 2005, 11:18 PM
Basically, the situation was that if you woke up being the opposite gender you are now, how would your life be different?
The only thing I can think of is the position I take when I urinate. Other than that I don't see much of a change in my life.
craigwatanabe
August 18th, 2005, 12:56 AM
My wife would freak out!
And like Kimo I'd be staring at the bathroom mirror all day long :D
The sad truth about this is that if you wouldn't have any clothes to wear and you wouldn't know what kind of clothes to buy that would fit and as a former guy I probably wouldn't have the decency to keep my legs closed when I sit :eek:
People would simply think I'm a butchy kinda gal because my mannerisms would reflect the man that I am. So you try to act like a woman and you end up looking like a cross dresser who can't even put on make up the right way!
That brings up the question most guys gotta know...if a woman wears pantyhose does she need anything else...you know down there? I mean what's the sense of having a cotton crotch if you have to wear underwear underneath it?
:cool:
lavagal
August 18th, 2005, 02:59 PM
That brings up the question most guys gotta know...if a woman wears pantyhose does she need anything else...you know down there? I mean what's the sense of having a cotton crotch if you have to wear underwear underneath it?
:cool:
Nope, nothing else is really necessary. But one time I got sent on a story to cover the Matson ship RJ PFeiffer, and I had to climb the swingy ladder. It was a breezy day. I was wearing a skirt and pantyhose, with panties underneath and the KITV camera guy was behind/under me. That kinda sucked. Man, I just tried to convince myself that we were all serious journalists getting a good story. Never wore a skirt to work again, LOL.
Glen Miyashiro
August 18th, 2005, 03:03 PM
But one time I got sent on a story to cover the Matson ship RJ PFeiffer, and I had to climb the swingy ladder. It was a breezy day. I was wearing a skirt and pantyhose, with panties underneath and the KITV camera guy was behind/under me. That kinda sucked. Man, I just tried to convince myself that we were all serious journalists getting a good story. Never wore a skirt to work again, LOL.Sounds like a real Bridget Jones kinda moment. :D
MadAzza
August 18th, 2005, 06:31 PM
Nope, nothing else is really necessary. But one time I got sent on a story to cover the Matson ship RJ PFeiffer, and I had to climb the swingy ladder. It was a breezy day. I was wearing a skirt and pantyhose, with panties underneath and the KITV camera guy was behind/under me. That kinda sucked. Man, I just tried to convince myself that we were all serious journalists getting a good story. Never wore a skirt to work again, LOL.
That's OK. He's still got the tape.
<ducking and running!>
lavagal
August 18th, 2005, 07:36 PM
That's OK. He's still got the tape.
<ducking and running!>
well, it's not like I'm Madonna and he's gonna ever make any money off it, LOL!
kimo55
August 18th, 2005, 07:38 PM
I just paid MY 20 bux to see it on dat web site.
lavagal
August 18th, 2005, 08:10 PM
I just paid MY 20 bux to see it on dat web site.
lucky you. what a bargain! :rolleyes:
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