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alohabear
September 29th, 2005, 07:48 AM
This photo (http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/misc?url=/misc/zoom.pbs&s=M1&Dato=20050929&Kategori=NEWS01&Lopenr=50929001&Ref=AR) is of a big pile up yesterday. What do think the woman is saying on her cellphone?

"Honey ...I was just fixing my make-up!"
Ailina
September 29th, 2005, 07:56 AM
"Tiff, you have GOT to get here NOW. Oh.....my.....gawd. I, like, PUKED...all...over...myself. Bring my white tanktop out of my closet. And some perfume. And some ginger ale. And, like, HURRY."
Leo Lakio
September 29th, 2005, 08:08 AM
"Yeah, I know --- this whole 'rapture' thing really didn't work out like I thought it would..."
pzarquon
September 29th, 2005, 08:26 AM
Like Ailina, I was thinking: "Hey, Trish? Still there? Yeah, so, like, I was saying, this guy, he was all, like, 'Hey baby,' and I was like, omigod! So then he, like..."

Or, how about, "Hello? AIG? Why isn't my car repaired and sitting in my garage? It's been over an hour!"
kimo55
September 29th, 2005, 08:37 AM
But hunny, Lingle did propose double decker driving, didn't she?!

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Uh, Audie? Yea. uh do you have a little of that scratch and dent colorcoded paint stuff?
adrian
September 29th, 2005, 08:45 AM
"um police, I'd like to put a search for a missing person who fell out of my car, and oh yeah, send some people to a traffic scene."
sinjin
September 29th, 2005, 08:46 AM
"No, honey, that's okay, the Highway Patrol officer offered to give me a ride." ;)
kimo55
September 29th, 2005, 08:47 AM
Nathan? Yea, lissen, I was thinkin it's about time maybe I finally allowed you to put on one o those racer glasspack trashcan size exhaust pipes on our car!

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....must obey the aliens keep speaking to my brain right up here, I feel it....."just walk to work... on the freeway every day. keep walking to work on the freeway..."


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...reporting live from the accident site, Back to you, Joe Moore.
Huh, whuzzat? Yea, I do take my work seriously.
Huh?!.... No, I can't think of a funny quirky thing for you to say to end yer broadcast.
Oh wait...!


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uh Larry? yea. we definitely have an oil leak. can see it now... yep


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Hi, Sally, need yer advice:
I'm here at wrent-a-wreck and simply can't decide which one I wanna take around the island!



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Yo, Thelma? yea, Louise here. We ready to shoot that sequel you been talking about?



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ok, whuddid Tony Robbins say? Oh yea. If I concentrate and affirm reaaalll hard like this, i can make this big bad dent go away before my hubby see's the car. hmmmm. hhmmmmhmmmm.....
sinjin
September 29th, 2005, 08:51 AM
"You won't believe it but there's been another accident just since I've been standing here."
alohabear
September 29th, 2005, 10:09 AM
Guess wot George ...you was right! I did end up on HawaiiThreads.Com :D
Leo Lakio
September 29th, 2005, 10:11 AM
Guess wot George ...you was right! I did end up on HawaiiThreads.Com :D
We have our winner, folks - thanks for playing!
1stwahine
September 29th, 2005, 10:32 AM
Hhhhheelllo???? Aunty? Aunty? Aunty Lynn? UUhh...I'm in kinda trouble. No, not DRUGS. No, not murder. Small kine...(cough,cough) traffic. Can you help me? gives her name, license plate, driver's license. Waits.

rings, rings, rings, Helllo? %$#*&^@^

To me it's small kine. Nobody got killed. AUNTY! Please!
Phone goes dead. :rolleyes:
MadAzza
September 29th, 2005, 10:34 AM
"Can you hear me now?"


You guys are all cracking me up!
kimo55
September 29th, 2005, 10:53 AM
"can you clear me now?"

looks like the Buick tried....
pzarquon
September 29th, 2005, 10:59 AM
"Well, the guy had this bumpersticker, and it said something like, 'If you can read this...' But it was too small, so I thought I'd just get a little closer..."
AbsolutChaos
September 29th, 2005, 01:13 PM
“…next thing I know, there’s this car falling out of the sky! When President Bush said we had to conserve energy by driving our cars less, I didn’t know he’d take it this far or act this quickly…how'd he know I was a Democrat?”
lavagal
September 29th, 2005, 01:43 PM
And this is why mommy always says use the potty before we go for a ride.
Babooze
September 29th, 2005, 01:48 PM
"You not going raise my insurance eh"?
shaveice
September 29th, 2005, 03:18 PM
natan! i telling you! wuzn't my fault! it's that damn xooma drink! taste like shit!!! :eek:
helen
September 29th, 2005, 03:24 PM
Hey what happen to the H1 overpass?
kimo55
September 29th, 2005, 03:45 PM
natan! i telling you! wuzn't my fault! it's that damn xooma drink! taste like shit!!!
How very insulting! To feces especially!
cezanne
September 29th, 2005, 07:03 PM
"Honey, did I leave a crate of file folders in the garage?"
jdub
September 29th, 2005, 11:44 PM
"i'm telling you, trish, that car wasn't there yesterday!"
lavagal
September 30th, 2005, 12:07 AM
Hey butt wipe! Guess what I did to your car ya stinkin' no-good cheatin', two-timin'... Think you can mess around on me? Think you can treat me like a piece of dirt? Think again bone head. YOUR RIDE IS FRIED.
EastCoastTropics
September 30th, 2005, 01:21 AM
Hon, it's just a little scratch!
craigwatanabe
September 30th, 2005, 09:02 AM
Honest I just tapped the guy...what...I'm on TV right now...OMG how's my hair I'm so embarrassed :D
tutusue
September 30th, 2005, 07:31 PM
"Cars cost less at Cutter..."