Supermodels for Satan, a science?

[alohabear]

I found this article (http://weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61281/) on the web this morning ,I made me laugh so much I thought i'd share it with you. #5 is my favorite :)

[kimo55]

Bear! Please, we beg of you. Don't read that stuff! Yer brain will turn to swiss cheese. that drek is just a little worse for ya than crack.

[alohabear]

Bear! Please, we beg of you. Don't read that stuff! Yer brain will turn to swiss cheese. that drek is just a little worse for ya than crack.
Thanks for the warning... It was a mistake ;)

[kimo55]

good. ok, now wash yer brain out and go read some dilbert. or calvin and hobbes. or at least watch a lil tammy faye baker. anything.

[alohabear]

good. ok, now wash yer brain out and go read some dilbert. or calvin and hobbes. or at least watch a lil tammy faye baker. anything.
Can I still watch the O' Reilly Factor?

[kimo55]

aaahhh my gawd nooo. perforations exploding throughout yer brain even as you type those words!

[Fondoo2]

What I coulda been a supermodel! Darn and I sold my soul for some nachos when some serious munchies hit in the 80's

[kimo55]

I was a model in the 80's. It was hell.

[Leo Lakio]

I once ordered some "hell nachos" - but the microwave at the theatre only heated the cheese up into the 80s. And I was fresh off a fishing excursion that day, so I had sold my sole for those nachos, too.

[Glen Miyashiro]

But beauty -- and the glamorous lifestyle, fame and fortune enjoyed by supermodels -- comes at a terrible price. "In return, the models must engage in unspeakable orgiastic rituals involving human sacrifice plus date really unattractive older Satanist priests," the researcher contends. Hmmmmm. Where do I sign up for the Satanic priesthood? :p

[Leo Lakio]

Hmmmmm. Where do I sign up for the Satanic priesthood? :p
You registered for HT, right? You're covered.

[Fondoo2]

Quote:
But beauty -- and the glamorous lifestyle, fame and fortune enjoyed by supermodels -- comes at a terrible price. "In return, the models must engage in unspeakable orgiastic rituals involving human sacrifice plus date really unattractive older Satanist priests," the researcher contends.

Is that a horn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[sinjin]

Hell must be one hell of a place and you can smoke wherever you want.

[kimo55]

and whatever ya want!

[Leo Lakio]

Hell must be one hell of a place and you can smoke wherever you want.
...and even if you don't want... (OUCH!)

[Menehune Man]

The article itself was pretty funny, but in conjunction with these posts, it's hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!