Would You Rather Have Taste Buds All Over Your Skin or a Furry Tongue?

[scrivener]

Here's another of my favorite questions from Zobmondo. Would you rather have taste buds all over your skin, or would you rather have a furry tongue?

[MadAzza]

Furry tongue. I don't want to taste a bus seat, or the door handle to a public restroom, or the used oil when I change the fluids in my car or bike. Ugh.

And a furry tongue could be ... interesting ... and fun!

[jdub]

And a furry tongue could be ... interesting ... and fun!

the only furry tongue i've ever had was the direct result of a tequila bender hangover, waking up in a tour van somewhere near springfield, tennessee...and believe me, in that van, you'd rather have the furry tongue...

[alohabear]

Your question would fit in perfect with this site (http://www.youmustchoose.com/perl/ymc.cgi) . I would also choose a furry tongue, as long as I still can taste. :D

[Pomai]

Met this wahine once (no we never dated) who had got into a really bad car wreck. This resulted in her losing 100% functioning of her taste buds.

She said eating steak felt like chewing on cardboard, and in general eating became very unpleasurable. So she just ate soups for sustenance. :(

Tastebuds all over your skin would be good for chocolate lovers sitting in a Jacuzzi filled with melted chocolate.

Dunno if I'd like a furry tongue, but a buttery nipple sounds good. :D

[helen]

With a furry tongue would it protect you from the cold of eating ice cream? Would it make it worse if you drank hot coffee?

[kimo55]

cats clean their fur via licking with their tongue. How would you clean your fur tongue; by licking your cat?

(insert sexual innuendo and offcolor jokes here......)

[Pomai]

With a furry tongue would it protect you from the cold of eating ice cream?

Funny! :D

Also, would it conflict with other "furry" things that I eat?

[kimo55]

Funny! :D

Also, would it conflict with other "furry" things that I eat?
you just may become entangled, experiencing SNBE "spontaneous natural braiding effect".
Of course, then you would develop lockjaw and get dragged to death, but I can think of worse ways to go, and of course, i would haveta be there to videotape it and put it up on the internet.
and then to view it, charge 50 bux an hour, but only 20 bucks an hour for those on HT.

[1stwahine]

Taste buds all over my skin. Nuff said. Why badda you? :p ;)

Auntie Lynn

[Lei K]

I chose the furry tongue. Couldn't you just shave it and get on with life??? I couldn't imagine tasting everything I walked on barefoot. :eek: BLEH!


you just may become entangled, experiencing SNBE "spontaneous natural braiding effect".
Of course, then you would develop lockjaw and get dragged to death, but I can think of worse ways to go, and of course, i would haveta be there to videotape it and put it up on the internet.
and then to view it, charge 50 bux an hour, but only 20 bucks an hour for those on HT.

Too funny. :p

[Pomai]

you just may become entangled, experiencing SNBE "spontaneous natural braiding effect".

Guys with goaties or long beards must experience this all the time.... "Either I'm shavin' or you honey". :p

[adrian]

I'd rather have a furry tongue. But how furry would it be? Do I need to have it every once in a while? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/adri1456/smilies/puking.gif

[helen]

With a furry tongue would it shed during the summer months?

[craigwatanabe]

cats clean their fur via licking with their tongue. How would you clean your fur tongue; by licking your cat?

(insert sexual innuendo and offcolor jokes here......)

Johnny Carson interviewing Ava Gabor who has her pet cat Pussy sitting on her lap:

Ava: Johnny would you like to pet my Pussy?

Johnny: Sure as long as you take that cat off you lap! Rim Shot efx.

And this actually happened on TV. She sued, they settled out of court.

[Pomai]

This question about a furry tongue was just bound to get all these fall-to-the-floor funny responses. :D

Still waitin' on Sensei Scrivener to give us the 100% pure logical answer to this mind-boggling paradox of a question. :rolleyes:

[kimo55]

Johnny Carson interviewing Ava Gabor who has her pet cat Pussy sitting on her lap:

Ava: Johnny would you like to pet my Pussy?

Johnny: Sure as long as you take that cat off you lap! Rim Shot efx.

And this actually happened on TV. She sued, they settled out of court.

Wot, you just walk in da room?!

ketchup!

http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showthread.php?t=4597

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.htm

[toeknee]

I might actually go for the taste buds all over if I could live inside a vat filled with carmel swirled vanilla ice cream and still not get cold. Scuse me... gotta go see what's in my freezer.

[lavagal]

I go for taste buds all over.
Since this is fantasy, then there's no possibility I'd have to sit on a bus. Depending on my mood, I'd roll myself in lime juice then sugar and mint. Or I'd take a dark chocolate shower and rinse in more mint. Or I'd roll myself through peanut butter and then granola. I'd be delicious!

[stumphurple]

furry tongue.

any time i go shi-shi, you think i want to taste the 'recycled' yellow water?