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  • Yo Momma...MTV Show... Local Versions?

    I caught myself watching the MTV show Yo Momma the other day.

    It's pretty harsh... however, if you have an open mind, some of the jokes are pretty funny.

    Anyone know of any local versions of the "yo momma" schtick?

    I'm just throwing this out after spending a week at the Waikoloa where nobody seems to know nobody and everyone just wheres whatevers!!!
    Not necessarily local style... however this thought did cross my brain.

    "Your Mama so large... her thong is boxer shorts."

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    Re: Yo Momma...MTV Show... Local Versions?

    Is it possible you can say yo mama jokes without getting cracked here? It's just a thought nothing more.
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    • #3
      Re: Yo Momma...MTV Show... Local Versions?

      Originally posted by manoasurfer123
      I'm just throwing this out after spending a week at the Waikoloa where ... everyone just wheres whatevers!!!
      Yeah, ain't it great!

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        Yo' Mama so FAT she can wear the Saddle Road
        Yo' Mama so FAT at a luau the people ate her


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          Yo mama's so fat, that she clogged up the ala wai!

          yo mama's so fat, that when she went swimming, captain cook thought she was a new island!

          Eh, I'll try back this afternoon.
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          • #6
            Re: Yo Momma...MTV Show... Local Versions?

            Found some that were intersting!!
            Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

            Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

            Yo mama so fat were in her right now

            Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

            Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

            Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

            Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

            Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

            Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

            Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
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            • #7
              Re: Yo Momma...MTV Show... Local Versions?

              Erm. Those aren't particularly local.

              Not that I want to bump this thread or anything. I'm fairly certain it's destined to end badly.

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              • #8
                Re: Yo Momma...MTV Show... Local Versions?

                My turn:

                Your mama so fat, she's on both sides of da family.

                Your mama so fat, she uses a computa foa her beeper.

                Your mama so fat, she has two stomachs -one foa meat and one foa vegetables.

                Your mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

                Your mama is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.

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