Female Genital Enhancement?

[LikaNui]

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There's a magna cum laude joke in here somewhere ...

Try again. It should be "magna cum loud."

[TATTRAT]

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But, none of this will put the tread back on a tire...still be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way I imagine.


as for a PP?! That is new to me. "69" more like it, or having dinner at the "Y".

[Peshkwe]

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The PP = 69 under water = blowing bubbles

[LikaNui]

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blowing bubbles

Eh, "blowing bubbles" was from one of Bruddah IZ's funniest jokes! And it's on his live CD, I think.

[cynsaligia]

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wow! i did not realize my thread started would inspire so much wicked and witty double entendre and sound/visual effects. "meat curtains" and "thwapitta-thwapitta-thwapitta" indeed!

back to the original topic--

Jonah K's comment begs the question: how much contrast is there between this elective surgery and so-called female circumcision? one is chosen, the other is imposed.

i thought a little bit about the penile surgeries which were linked earlier in this thread and there's a little difference between labiaplasty versus some of the penile surgeries. some of the PSes seek to correct badly executed circumcisions. i can accept that. but choosing to 'correct' a part of your body you have to contort yourself and use mirrors to see? i don't get it!

then again, i'm the kind of person who yearns for current porn to be more like 70s porn in that the bodies were more real (the wonk-wonk-wonk-wonk-WONK-WONK-WONK music is kinda ew). i know that porn is supposed to be about fantasy and a perhaps unreachable ideal, but you know what? human bodies are imperfect, and it's those imperfections that not only make us human, but make us beautiful. i wish all the women rushing to get bewb jobs had to look at a pics of natural chichis of all different sizes and shapes as well as pics of botched implant jobs and that they could see that getting a pair installed is so not worth it.

the fact that even children are becoming so conscious of their appearance that some clamor for plastic surgery just really saddens me. so when i saw "the secret surgery" piece in allure, i just about wanted to puke. none of the "before' pics in dr. hamori's site are ugly or abnormal or repulsive. in fact, the "after" pics rather look like they're modeled after a male sex toy. bleh!

[Peshkwe]

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At one time my mother was bugging me to get some ta-ta tailoring done, I looked through the online info and before and after pics and almost considered it...

Then I ran across this rant (with after pic linkage):

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/ran...entation.shtml

Then my mind ran....far-far away!!!

[Kalei99]

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I haven't visited HT in a long time. When I'm in my "missing home" mood, I come back to get a feel of the islands. I saw this thread and wandered in for a peek.
What surprises me most is that this thread was viewed over 1500 times...probably 2nd to the SupaFerry thread. Whoa da "skebe", yeah...da HT crowd? Hey, wait a minute...I'm here too!

[alohacandy]

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At one time my mother was bugging me to get some ta-ta tailoring done, I looked through the online info and before and after pics and almost considered it...

Then I ran across this rant (with after pic linkage):

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/ran...entation.shtml

Then my mind ran....far-far away!!!

I remember when my sister had breast implants....ohhhhhhhh the pain she went through scared me! I still remember her biting down on a towel as she gritted in pain from the required massaging to break up potential scar tissue. OMG!!! I'm a wienie when it comes to pain! LOL

[Peshkwe]

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I remember when my sister had breast implants....ohhhhhhhh the pain she went through scared me! I still remember her biting down on a towel as she gritted in pain from the required massaging to break up potential scar tissue. OMG!!! I'm a wienie when it comes to pain! LOL

My sis-in-law had implants done, hers weren't too drastically bigger than what she was before nursing deflated her. She wasn't real fond of the post-op massages either. I'd have to be going in the opposite direction, which would mean the anchor cuts. *shiver*

[Kalei99]

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I remember when my sister had breast implants....ohhhhhhhh the pain she went through scared me! I still remember her biting down on a towel as she gritted in pain from the required massaging to break up potential scar tissue. OMG!!! I'm a wienie when it comes to pain! LOL

I hate to admit it but I had it done. Wasn't too painful...nothing a little motrin wouldn't take care of. I didn't have much bruising either (nothing like that picture in the article).
I must have breasts of steel!
~Kalei

[Peshkwe]

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I guess it's easier in the pain and recovery department when you have em upgraded a size or two (versus going up to inflatable porn star sizes). Going down involves the whole removal thing along with the lift to compensate for the overabundance of flappy flesh with nothing to fill anymore.

[Pua'i Mana'o]

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*slowly frowns until eyes are squeezed so tight as to wrestle away the visual*

[Peshkwe]

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*snicker*

Hey!! We dun made Pua'i go blind agin!

[alohacandy]

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I guess it's easier in the pain and recovery department when you have em upgraded a size or two (versus going up to inflatable porn star sizes). Going down involves the whole removal thing along with the lift to compensate for the overabundance of flappy flesh with nothing to fill anymore.

My aunt had the removal surgery and still complains about the outcome....she's in her 70's.

[Peshkwe]

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My aunt had the removal surgery and still complains about the outcome....she's in her 70's.

REALLY?!?

Now that door is for sure shut, locked and bolted down!!! YIKES!