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  • #16
    Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

    Originally posted by zztype
    Ho Glen, you wen WRITE dat? Jus' now? Ho da impressive!
    Blaine
    Definately "A" for effort!

    K.K.. dis one's for Mel and all da' gang.. my feeble attempt at Whip It (took me all of about 2 minute to compose). lol

    Post It
    To the tune of Whip It by Devo

    Hawaii Threads!

    Start another Thread
    Or post a wise crack
    Break the admin's back

    When a problem comes along
    You must post it
    Before the cream sits out too long
    You must post it
    When something's going wrong
    You must post it

    now post it!
    into shape!
    shape it up!
    get straight!
    go forward!
    move ahead!
    try to detect it!
    it's not too late!
    to post it!
    post it good!

    When a good time turns around
    You must post it
    You will never live it down
    Unless you post it
    No one gets their way
    Until they post it

    I say post it!
    Post it good!

    sigpic The Tasty Island

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    • #17
      Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

      OK, when is the HawaiiThreads.com "Greatest Hits" CD coming out?
      I'm still here. Are you?

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      • #18
        Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

        Originally posted by mel
        OK, when is the HawaiiThreads.com "Greatest Hits" CD coming out?
        Not sure.

        If it ever does, here's a few suggestions:

        HawaiiThreads.com The Music: volume I
        Track:
        1.) I Tink I Turning Porogee - Glen Miyashiro (parody of "I Think I'm Turning Japanese" by the Vapors)
        2.) Post It - Pomai (Parody of "Whip It" by Devo)
        3.) Glenn Miyashiro - Jake Shimabukuro (Ukulele Instramental as written by Frank DeLima)
        4.) I Can't Post 55! - Kimo55 (parody of Sammy Hagar's "I can't drive 55!)
        5.) Miulang Rouge - Miulang (musical Parody)
        sigpic The Tasty Island

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        • #19
          HawaiiThreads.com The Music: Volume I

          I CAN'T POST 55!
          To the tune of "I Can't Drive 55!" by Sammy Hagar

          One hand on the mouse and one on the pad, hey!
          Well, there's too much talkin', I can't pass, no!
          So I tried my best smooth-talkin' move
          A big bad postah' come and crushed my groove again!

          CHORUS:
          Go on & write me up for 3,265
          Post my thread, hey it's me that's alive
          Take my HT membership n' all that jive
          I can't POST.. 55! Oh No! Uh!

          So I signed my name on thread number 24, hey!
          Yeah the admin' said, "Boy, just one more
          I'm gonna post your name in the city joint"
          Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
          I said "Yeah!, Oh yea!"

          CHORUS II:
          Go on & write me up for 3,265
          Post my thread, hey it's me that's alive
          Take my HT membership n' all that jive
          I can't POST.. 55! Oh No! Uh!

          I can't post 55! (four times)
          Uh! (Solo)

          When I post that slow, you know it's hard to stay clear.
          And I can't get my mouse out of second gear!
          What used to take two hours now takes all day.
          Huh - It took me 16 hours to get to Daiei!

          CHORUS:
          Go on & write me up for 3,265
          Post my thread, hey it's me that's alive
          Take my HT membership n' all that jive
          I can't POST.. 55! Oh No! Uh!

          No, no, no, I can't post...(I can't post 55!)
          I can't post... (I can't post 55!)
          I can't post 55!
          Last edited by Pomai; October 3, 2005, 06:26 PM. Reason: Change da' lyrics small 'kine
          sigpic The Tasty Island

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          • #20
            Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

            Originally posted by Pomai
            Someone brought up the amount of active posters vs. total membership count. This says two things:
            1.) people have alot to say, but don't really wanna' say it. (like Rap's Replinger's Japodagee lol)
            and
            2.) There's a sh##load of LURKERS around here.
            I suspect the difference between the number of active posters and total membership count is the number of people who attempted to signup to Hawaiithreads and for some reason or another failed the verification process, like given the wrong email address by mistake or actually gave a bogus one. Also accounts that have been banned, deleted or closed don't make the active list.

            There is however a lot of guest usage on this forum, I don't know why that is.
            Last edited by helen; October 4, 2005, 10:19 PM.

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            • #21
              Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

              oops. forgot i made a comment here. scriv's right, as usual. the song (turning japanese) is presumed to be about the way a person's eyes might look before, uh, that magical moment!
              525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?

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              • #22
                Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

                The latest "Motormouth" count and statistics, cumulative up to October 31, 2005.*

                Threads: 3,557, Posts: 42,155, Members: 1,800

                Top 10

                kimo55 3,601
                Miulang 3,387
                pzarquon 2,637
                1stwahine 1,895
                Glen Miyashiro 1,782
                craigwatanabe 1,777
                helen 1,587
                mel 1,425
                doc1456 1,320
                scrivener 894

                Next 10

                LikaNui 817
                Linkmeister 799
                Albert 648
                Aaron S 575
                lurkah 481
                lavagal 441
                Palolo Joe 437
                Serenity 428
                alohabear 427
                MadAzza 420

                Link to last month's statistics:
                http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showthread.php?t=6672

                * Compiled around 6:30 this morning; figures reflect early morning posts of November 1.
                I'm still here. Are you?

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                • #23
                  Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

                  Here is a quick end-of-year update to this "motormouth" thread.*

                  Threads: 3,926, Posts: 46,458, Members: 1,998

                  Top 10 Posters

                  3707 kimo55
                  3485 Miulang
                  2797 pzarquon
                  2126 1stwahine
                  1948 craigwatanabe
                  1835 Glen Miyashiro
                  1710 helen
                  1540 mel
                  1435 doc1456
                  947 scrivener

                  Next 10

                  911 LikaNui
                  865 Linkmeister
                  661 Albert
                  633 Pomai
                  628 Aaron S
                  571 lurkah
                  560 alohabear
                  493 MadAzza
                  482 lavagal
                  458 shaveice


                  * As of 11:32 PM December 31, 2005.
                  I'm still here. Are you?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

                    What's the latest update on 'motormouths'? Can we get an end-of-the-month report, please?
                    I see that I just hit 1,002 total posts, and I'm wondering if I need to get a life.
                    .
                    .

                    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

                      Originally posted by LikaNui
                      What's the latest update on 'motormouths'? Can we get an end-of-the-month report, please?
                      I see that I just hit 1,002 total posts, and I'm wondering if I need to get a life.
                      Apparently I don't.
                      And I noticed on one of his replies last night that bro Kimo has hit 4,000 posts, so out of curiosity (and because nobody ever answered my question, above) I went to look up the Top Five in Total Posts:

                      <drumroll>

                      kimo55 4,000

                      Miulang 3,783

                      pzarquon 2,883

                      1stwahine 2,433

                      craigwatanabe 2,126

                      Congratulations! Or... Deepest Sympathies! Or something.
                      .
                      .

                      That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

                        BroKimo -4000 posts? wow! Motor Mouth is right!!! ROFLMAO!!

                        congrats!!

                        mahalo Likanui for posting dis!

                        ...let's have a PARTY!

                        nah, neva mind. I still "DRUNK" from last night!

                        Lynn
                        Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
                        Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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                        • #27
                          Wow... I made the top 20

                          Just did a click on the Members list and searched by amount of posts...

                          Just realized... I have too much time on my hands...

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                          • #28
                            Re: Wow... I made the top 20

                            Took me abit to figure out how to list by post numbers. Should know by now to just click on what's hiding right in front of me.

                            BTW: I'm listed as #10
                            Life is either an adventure... or you're not doing it right!!!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Wow... I made the top 20

                              Wow, and Kimo is number one. Score! That boy needs to sleep sometime.

                              When you look up those numbers you realize there's about a million lurkers who don't post anything.

                              Huh. And my private messages says I have 65,534 unread messages. That can't be right.
                              Last edited by buzz1941; May 12, 2006, 12:47 AM.
                              Burl Burlingame
                              "Art is never finished, only abandoned." -- Leonardo Da Vinci
                              honoluluagonizer.com

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                              • #30
                                Re: Wow... I made the top 20

                                This is already covered by the motormouth thread...

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