Worst Joke I've Heard in Ages

[Barry]

Good King Weneslas went for a pizza 'cause the Good Queen had a headache and couldn't be bothered cooking
When asked how he would like his pizza, the Good King replied,,,,"Same as usual, Deep Pan, Crisp and Even."

[Mike_Lowery]

Re: Worst Joke I've Heard in Ages

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

[SusieMisajon]

Re: Worst Joke I've Heard in Ages

Good King Weneslas went for a pizza 'cause the Good Queen had a headache and couldn't be bothered cooking
When asked how he would like his pizza, the Good King replied,,,,"Same as usual, Deep Pan, Crisp and Even."

Now I will be spending the entire day humming that tune while seeing pizzas.

[Menehune Man]

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I must've misplaced my funny bone, because i don't get any of this.

[SusieMisajon]

Re: Worst Joke I've Heard in Ages

...lalalala...upon the feast of Stephen....the snow....deep and crisp and even.....when a poor man came in sight, gathering winter fuel.....lalalala...

(think Christmas Carol)

[matapule]

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I must've misplaced my funny bone, because i don't get any of this.

I think it's a European thing.

[HawaiiMama]

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I'm not European, and I get it!! Actually, it's a groaner!!!

[Menehune Man]

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Good King Wenceslas Lyrics:

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen,
When the snow lay round about,
Deep and crisp and even.
Brightly shown the moon that night,
Though the frost was cruel,
When a poor man came in sight,
Gathering winter fuel.

Hither, page, and stand by me.
If thou know it telling:
Yonder peasant, who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?
Sire, he lives a good league hence,
Underneath the mountain,
Right against the forest fence
By Saint Agnes fountain.

Bring me flesh, and bring me wine.
Bring me pine logs hither.
Thou and I will see him dine
When we bear the thither.
Page and monarch, forth they went,
Forth they went together
Through the rude wind's wild lament
And the bitter weather.

Sire, the night is darker now,
And the wind blows stronger.
Fails my heart, I know not how.
I can go no longer.
Ark my footsteps my good page,
Tread thou in them boldly:
Thou shalt find the winter's rage
Freeze thy blood less coldly.

In his master's step he trod,
Where the snow lay dented.
Heat was in the very sod
Which the saint had printed.
Therefore, Christian men, be sure,
Wealth or rank possessing,
Ye who now will bless the poor
Shall yourselves find blessing.

Nope... still don't get it.
Or it really ain't funny.

[helen]

Re: Worst Joke I've Heard in Ages

Neither do I but the title to this thread does starts with "Worst Joke".

[lurkah]

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Good King Weneslas went for a pizza 'cause the Good Queen had a headache and couldn't be bothered cooking
When asked how he would like his pizza, the Good King replied,,,,"Same as usual, Deep Pan, Crisp and Even."

Good King Wenceslas Lyrics:

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen,
When the snow lay round about,
Deep and crisp and even.

Groan is right.

[SusieMisajon]

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It took y'all long enough!

[matapule]

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It took y'all long enough!

Like I said, it's a European thing.

Here's a Mexican joke which I have translated.

The wife walks in the living room.

Husband says, "What do you have there?"

Wife says, "I just killed 3 male flies."

Husband says, "you can't tell the sex of flies!"

Wife says, "yes, I can tell."

Husband, "How can you tell?"

Wife, "They were all sitting on your beer can."

Booooiiiiiiing. It's a Mexican thing.

[Barry]

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Hey ! That comes close to beating my bad joke,

[GeckoGeek]

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Two protons walk into a black hole.



That's it. That's the whole joke. Yes, I understand it.

[Mike_Lowery]

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Two protons walk into a black hole.



That's it. That's the whole joke. Yes, I understand it.

this is the best one in here