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December 7th, 2007, 07:33 AM
The next time you get a fortune cookie, save the fortune and quote it here for us, adding the phrase "IN BED" to the end.

I have three here that are taped to my wall (I wanted to scan them, but they're stuck rather permanently):

Don't be too ruthless toward a weak person. He/She might not be able to accept it...in bed.

You'll soon meet your dream lover. Grasp the opportunity...in bed.

To escape humiliation, mind your manners...in bed.

These were all collected from Panda's, the takeout place.

December 7th, 2007, 08:49 AM
You will have gold pieces by the bushel...in bed.

December 7th, 2007, 02:41 PM
I prefer the David Letterman version of the game ... in my pants!

December 14th, 2007, 08:02 PM
Someone's kindness will surprise and delight you...IN BED!

Success and wealth are in your future...IN BED!

I needed that second one now that I'm 100-percent freelance. sigh!

December 15th, 2007, 10:48 AM
I always play this game, and I save the good ones :p

You understand how to have fun with others and to enjoy your solitude.. in bed.

People find difficult to resist you persuasive manner.. in bed.

If you continually give you will continually have.. in bed.

There will be many surprises: unexpected gains are likely.. in bed.

And I kept this fortune just because it makes no sense, with or without the "in bed":

Behind an able man, there are always.

Leo Lakio
December 16th, 2007, 05:45 PM
"You will receive some high prize or award..."

(I kid you not. Got this with tonight's dinner.)

December 27th, 2007, 12:17 PM
Lunch from Panda Express today included a fortune cookie with:

A photo cannot capture your charm... in bed.

That's incorrect, though. A photo could, if the camera had a wide-angle lens and... oh, never mind. :p

December 28th, 2007, 04:49 PM
Funniest thing ever:

"Behind every great man is another great man...in bed.

January 1st, 2008, 03:13 PM
Life is a series of choices. Today yours are good ones... in bed. :rolleyes:

January 17th, 2008, 11:48 AM
Lunch at Panda Express today yielded this one:

You are imaginative in using your skills... in bed.

March 26th, 2008, 12:21 PM
From today's lunch:

You shall soon achieve perfection... in bed.

Yeah. In my dreams. :rolleyes:

March 28th, 2008, 09:58 AM
There are some that you do NOT want to add "in bed". For example, "Your relationship with your parents will grow closer".

April 17th, 2008, 03:25 AM
"You and your spouse will be happy in your life together...in bed"

(Very true)

April 17th, 2008, 12:12 PM
From today's lunch:

You are attracted to things with an exotic flavor... in bed.

The imagination runs wild. :p


April 17th, 2008, 12:40 PM
And for the geriatric crowd: Acid reflux happens...in bed:D

Leo Lakio
April 17th, 2008, 12:46 PM
Acid reflux happens...in bed:DWhoof! Remind me not to buy that brand of fortune-cookie.

April 17th, 2008, 01:29 PM
Whoof! Remind me not to buy that brand of fortune-cookie.

yeah get the high fiber ones instead ;)

April 19th, 2008, 09:57 PM
With today's dinner:

There are big changes ahead for you ...in bed!

April 25th, 2008, 01:32 PM
Catered lunch from Panda:

The social scene can be fun today ... in bed!

NoCal Boy
April 25th, 2008, 03:35 PM
I'm halfway through The Fortune Cookie Chronicles by Jennifer 8. Lee (no typo) and it's a fun read. I had no idea the cookies I regularly pillaged as a child from my grandparents' Chinese restaurant may have been originally derived from senbei introduced to San Francisco at the Japanese Tea Garden in Golden Gate Park! What's more, they appear to have been first produced en masse from the mochi shop in SF J-Town that we still go to today!

April 25th, 2008, 04:35 PM
"He who hurries cannot walk with dignity"...in bed. LOL....

Now, another fortune cookie I chose here on the 'net...

" Avoid large, heavy objects traveling at a high rate of speed" - in bed, LOL!

Paul Ogata
April 25th, 2008, 09:20 PM
I've heard it played with "in the butt" as well.

Don't be too ruthless toward a weak person. He/She might not be able to accept it...in the butt.

You'll soon meet your dream lover. Grasp the opportunity...in the butt.

To escape humiliation, mind your manners...in the butt.

Now, go have some fun!

(...in the butt)

April 26th, 2008, 02:58 AM
Where did I hear..."Help, I am being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!"

Leo Lakio
April 28th, 2008, 12:51 PM
The only true cookie you'll ever get. (http://www.nataliedee.com/041608/the-only-true-cookie-youll-ever-get.jpg)

May 3rd, 2008, 05:54 PM
I've recently had some tummy trouble, so I'm not sure I like the sound of this one:

Any troubles you may have will pass very shortly . . . in bed!

June 15th, 2008, 06:01 PM
Share your abundant humor with others ... in bed!

March 27th, 2009, 08:29 PM
There are some that you do NOT want to add "in bed".

:( aw man, this game sounds fun but I don't want to add that. It's sounds inappropriate.