it is now ILLEGAL!
to use any of the following!
***
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
"Talk to the Hand"
"Who's your Daddy"
"Sucks to be You"
"see ya. wouldn't wanna be ya"
"You go Girl"
"Polynesian Pop"
"tastes like chicken"
She's all that and a bag of chips!
"take it up a notch"
"bam!"
"weapons of mass destruction"
"Show me the money!"
"try to think outside the box", obviously can't think outside the box themselves.
"off the chain",
"my bad"
"fo' shizzle my nizzle"
"Bee-atch"
"Xtreme" anything
"amplitude"
"you know what I'm sayin"
pronounced:
Gnome sane?!
"now that's what I'm talkin' about"
"Do the math"
"Whatever"
in sports... "We/He/They/She really stepped up tonight and took the game to a new level!"
"This is true."
"...but the fact of the matter is..."
"...sends a clear message..."
"...is a step in the right direction..."
bad script dialog:
"You just don't get it, do you?"
"In your face!"
"You want a piece of me?"
"Yes!!!
"24/7/365"
"proactive"
"my bad."
"It's not rocket science." * ** *
"like"
"Im all..."
paradigm
euro-anything
E-anything
in your face
to die for
hel-LOOO-ooow!?
end result
get with the program
"please hold; your call is very important to us.."
I will never understand people who use the term "literally" figuratively.
but then i don' wanna.
"cutting edge'
"bleeding edge"
"that's wacked!"
"that's wack!"
* "Shaweet!"
"Funky Fresh"
"Shabby Chic"
"he who dies with the most...."
"I need closure"
"Eames Era"
"L@@K!"
Pretentious business slogans and terms such as:
'solutions'. As in 'we offer a range of office solutions'
'logistics'
(The modern third party logistics provider (or 3PL) provides a seamless integrated solution to your supply chain management needs. The application of centralized management and control strengthens the continuity and consistency of our operations and our logistical processes, allowing us to provide consistent, quality service blablablaaahhh...)
from http://www.pacerglobal.com/satisfaction.jsp
"we are currently experiencing high call volumes"
"team member"
If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem
"Ask yourself - is it good for the company?"
"Yeaaah, baaaby!"
"world famous".
world class
sustainable.
that said
having said that
that having been said
arguably.
unarguably.
'synergy'
'Solutions',
'You Go Girl!!!'
"Bridezilla"
"And you can take that to the Bank"
"back in the day"
* "Its all good" *
"This is true."
"...but the fact of the matter is..."
"...sends a clear message..."
"Quite honestly...(insert lie here)"
"Bling Bling"
Its not the heat, its the humidity.
Right back at ya!
Its not the heat, its the humidity.
"on the same page"
"24-7"
"at the end of the day"
peeps
wassup
brothaz
happnin'
That really resonates with me.
"synergistic"
"nesting", "empty nesters" - any nest reference
"we need to grow our audience"
"grow your business"
"key"
"this is key"
"Fo shizzle my nizzle" or any word ending in izzle
"Bootylicious"
Metrosexual
Re-Inventing
Wellness
Athletisiciam
In Da House
"Thinking outside the box"
"Taking it to the next level"
"I'm so over it"
"Carbs"
"Taking it to the next level"
"Happy Camper",
PROACTIVE
"'Proactive?' Isn't that just a word that stupid people say to make themselves seem more important?"
"Potential red flag."
"Total Quality Management"
"Data rich and information poor."
And I'm all like...
Zero tolerance
And more!
Utilize
Award-winning
To conference
To leverage
Rink rage
Faith-based
Brainstorming
Bot
outsider art
Toon
The death of irony
So last year
Push the envelope
In denial
That's gotta hurt
Hooked on phonics
Reality TV
Eclectic
Homeland security
Keeping it real
Sassy
Hottie
Paradigm
Conventional wisdom
Classy
In your face!
To partner
To die for
Surgical strike
Neo [anything]
Credible threat
Celeb
It's all about [anything]
America strikes back!
Synergy
Impactful
On the same page
Guesstimate
Networking
Make no mistake about it
Must-have
[Any color] is the new black
No-brainer
Not over my dead body
Closure
XFL
Proactive
Win/Win
Take it to the next level
... then the terrorists will have won
So last year
Edgy
Women of cover
Of the moment
Yeah, baby
Cutting edge
Morph
The evil ones
Evil doers
Outré
Passé
Functionality
Tacky
Dysfunctional
Check it out
Thinking outside the box
Way cool
"Sweeet"
"XTREEEEM"
at the end of the day
value for money.
"Do you want fries with that?"
"puh-lease"
"YEAH BABY!"
"NOT!"
"Any-who..."
"yadda yadda yadda."
"No soup for you"
words that end in izzle that normally don't.
"pardon my French"
"...brings to the table..."
"I have too much on my plate"
"Are we on the same page?"
"Are we all on board?"
"Im not married to it" when discussing an idea
"Company X is IN BED WITH Company Y on the deal"
"literally"
"and things of that nature,"
Ear candy,
head candy,
brain candy,
arm candy.
Eye candy.
"You rock!"
Nothing succeeds like success!
So let's roll up our shirt sleeves, put our noses to the grind stone and get down to business.
Time is money.
'tones' or 'chimes' that accompany the Intel or Sprint ads.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Yeah, do you know why I ran the stop sign?"
Eat me
bite me.
"No, I know"
"like, ya know."
Lincoln reminds us: "that is a political obfuscation, as opposed to an honest lie."
to use any of the following!
***
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
"Talk to the Hand"
"Who's your Daddy"
"Sucks to be You"
"see ya. wouldn't wanna be ya"
"You go Girl"
"Polynesian Pop"
"tastes like chicken"
She's all that and a bag of chips!
"take it up a notch"
"bam!"
"weapons of mass destruction"
"Show me the money!"
"try to think outside the box", obviously can't think outside the box themselves.
"off the chain",
"my bad"
"fo' shizzle my nizzle"
"Bee-atch"
"Xtreme" anything
"amplitude"
"you know what I'm sayin"
pronounced:
Gnome sane?!
"now that's what I'm talkin' about"
"Do the math"
"Whatever"
in sports... "We/He/They/She really stepped up tonight and took the game to a new level!"
"This is true."
"...but the fact of the matter is..."
"...sends a clear message..."
"...is a step in the right direction..."
bad script dialog:
"You just don't get it, do you?"
"In your face!"
"You want a piece of me?"
"Yes!!!
"24/7/365"
"proactive"
"my bad."
"It's not rocket science." * ** *
"like"
"Im all..."
paradigm
euro-anything
E-anything
in your face
to die for
hel-LOOO-ooow!?
end result
get with the program
"please hold; your call is very important to us.."
I will never understand people who use the term "literally" figuratively.
but then i don' wanna.
"cutting edge'
"bleeding edge"
"that's wacked!"
"that's wack!"
* "Shaweet!"
"Funky Fresh"
"Shabby Chic"
"he who dies with the most...."
"I need closure"
"Eames Era"
"L@@K!"
Pretentious business slogans and terms such as:
'solutions'. As in 'we offer a range of office solutions'
'logistics'
(The modern third party logistics provider (or 3PL) provides a seamless integrated solution to your supply chain management needs. The application of centralized management and control strengthens the continuity and consistency of our operations and our logistical processes, allowing us to provide consistent, quality service blablablaaahhh...)
from http://www.pacerglobal.com/satisfaction.jsp
"we are currently experiencing high call volumes"
"team member"
If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem
"Ask yourself - is it good for the company?"
"Yeaaah, baaaby!"
"world famous".
world class
sustainable.
that said
having said that
that having been said
arguably.
unarguably.
'synergy'
'Solutions',
'You Go Girl!!!'
"Bridezilla"
"And you can take that to the Bank"
"back in the day"
* "Its all good" *
"This is true."
"...but the fact of the matter is..."
"...sends a clear message..."
"Quite honestly...(insert lie here)"
"Bling Bling"
Its not the heat, its the humidity.
Right back at ya!
Its not the heat, its the humidity.
"on the same page"
"24-7"
"at the end of the day"
peeps
wassup
brothaz
happnin'
That really resonates with me.
"synergistic"
"nesting", "empty nesters" - any nest reference
"we need to grow our audience"
"grow your business"
"key"
"this is key"
"Fo shizzle my nizzle" or any word ending in izzle
"Bootylicious"
Metrosexual
Re-Inventing
Wellness
Athletisiciam
In Da House
"Thinking outside the box"
"Taking it to the next level"
"I'm so over it"
"Carbs"
"Taking it to the next level"
"Happy Camper",
PROACTIVE
"'Proactive?' Isn't that just a word that stupid people say to make themselves seem more important?"
"Potential red flag."
"Total Quality Management"
"Data rich and information poor."
And I'm all like...
Zero tolerance
And more!
Utilize
Award-winning
To conference
To leverage
Rink rage
Faith-based
Brainstorming
Bot
outsider art
Toon
The death of irony
So last year
Push the envelope
In denial
That's gotta hurt
Hooked on phonics
Reality TV
Eclectic
Homeland security
Keeping it real
Sassy
Hottie
Paradigm
Conventional wisdom
Classy
In your face!
To partner
To die for
Surgical strike
Neo [anything]
Credible threat
Celeb
It's all about [anything]
America strikes back!
Synergy
Impactful
On the same page
Guesstimate
Networking
Make no mistake about it
Must-have
[Any color] is the new black
No-brainer
Not over my dead body
Closure
XFL
Proactive
Win/Win
Take it to the next level
... then the terrorists will have won
So last year
Edgy
Women of cover
Of the moment
Yeah, baby
Cutting edge
Morph
The evil ones
Evil doers
Outré
Passé
Functionality
Tacky
Dysfunctional
Check it out
Thinking outside the box
Way cool
"Sweeet"
"XTREEEEM"
at the end of the day
value for money.
"Do you want fries with that?"
"puh-lease"
"YEAH BABY!"
"NOT!"
"Any-who..."
"yadda yadda yadda."
"No soup for you"
words that end in izzle that normally don't.
"pardon my French"
"...brings to the table..."
"I have too much on my plate"
"Are we on the same page?"
"Are we all on board?"
"Im not married to it" when discussing an idea
"Company X is IN BED WITH Company Y on the deal"
"literally"
"and things of that nature,"
Ear candy,
head candy,
brain candy,
arm candy.
Eye candy.
"You rock!"
Nothing succeeds like success!
So let's roll up our shirt sleeves, put our noses to the grind stone and get down to business.
Time is money.
'tones' or 'chimes' that accompany the Intel or Sprint ads.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Yeah, do you know why I ran the stop sign?"
Eat me
bite me.
"No, I know"
"like, ya know."
Lincoln reminds us: "that is a political obfuscation, as opposed to an honest lie."
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