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This is VERY weird:
front page advertiser, shows 5 year old kids in school chowing down on haagen das ice cream. Why? as a reward for renouncing the use of firearms and crystal methamphetamine.
I certainly hope many of these kids, afterwards tugged on the teacher's hem and asked: "teacher, what is firearms and crystal methahoochygiddysplotty!?"
very strange. Who thinks these things up?!
Like teaching sex ed, to too young kids:
"OK kids, don't have sex. Don't do the horizontal mambo."
"Hey! what's that!? Sounds hot. How can I getsum?"
Along similar lines, new Zippy's commercials show employees of all ages beaming with pride as they exclaim "I'm drug free!"
and voiceover tells us Zippy's is proud to support a drug free environment there at their restaurants."
(which is fairly ironic; I can sit there and with my hamburger, down a quick 4 Heinekens with no problem and leave with a decent buzz.)
ya know I just never had a problem with tweaking cranked out waitresses before...
and hey; If the waitstaff are in the back, occasionally packin' their beaks, maybe we won't havta wait so long between empty and full beers!
besides, what are they saying:
They were drug expensive before these commercials came out?
That everyone was strung out on pakalolo and doing lines on the cutting board previous to these tv spots?
just as long as "they" extend SOME effort, no matter how misdirected, it is politically correct and they have performed the requisite.
Quite bizzarre.
je'like when yer at yer favorite watering hole, sucken umup. You wobble over to the men's room, and while at the urinal, next to that big mothball yer splashin down on a plastic screen that reads "Just say NO to drugs"
haaa.
and then head back and tell my favorite bartender, who is busy there pushing the last legal drug in america, to set me and my friends up with one more for the road.
front page advertiser, shows 5 year old kids in school chowing down on haagen das ice cream. Why? as a reward for renouncing the use of firearms and crystal methamphetamine.
I certainly hope many of these kids, afterwards tugged on the teacher's hem and asked: "teacher, what is firearms and crystal methahoochygiddysplotty!?"
very strange. Who thinks these things up?!
Like teaching sex ed, to too young kids:
"OK kids, don't have sex. Don't do the horizontal mambo."
"Hey! what's that!? Sounds hot. How can I getsum?"
Along similar lines, new Zippy's commercials show employees of all ages beaming with pride as they exclaim "I'm drug free!"
and voiceover tells us Zippy's is proud to support a drug free environment there at their restaurants."
(which is fairly ironic; I can sit there and with my hamburger, down a quick 4 Heinekens with no problem and leave with a decent buzz.)
ya know I just never had a problem with tweaking cranked out waitresses before...
and hey; If the waitstaff are in the back, occasionally packin' their beaks, maybe we won't havta wait so long between empty and full beers!
besides, what are they saying:
They were drug expensive before these commercials came out?
That everyone was strung out on pakalolo and doing lines on the cutting board previous to these tv spots?
just as long as "they" extend SOME effort, no matter how misdirected, it is politically correct and they have performed the requisite.
Quite bizzarre.
je'like when yer at yer favorite watering hole, sucken umup. You wobble over to the men's room, and while at the urinal, next to that big mothball yer splashin down on a plastic screen that reads "Just say NO to drugs"
haaa.
and then head back and tell my favorite bartender, who is busy there pushing the last legal drug in america, to set me and my friends up with one more for the road.
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