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    Some idiot or idiots stole rare clams from the Aquarium over the weekend. What is this world coming to? This will probably start the Aquarium and other places that showcase items, plants and the like behind glass windows to protect them from itchy hands.

    I have to wonder what the stealers wanted the clams for. To eat in Clam Soup or Ala King, add to their own collection of rare clams or sell to another collecting them.

    Whatever the case may be, may their hands get sores big as Giant Opihis!
    Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
    Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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    Re: Wea da Clams?

    Originally posted by 1stwahine
    I have to wonder what the stealers wanted...
    the steelers want what any football team wants;
    consistent wins.
    the Steelers are willing to trade up to get who they want.
    the Steelers want to revolutionize their offense. So they should take a tight end. and trade up to get Miller and forget about Smith.
    the Steelers want their playoff hopes in their first year at Heinz Field resting on Martin and Maddox.
    Last edited by kimo55; April 6, 2005, 08:25 PM.

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    • #3
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      Kimo,
      Maybe the steelers going use the clams for their offensive line. The beginning of the game they can clamp on the legs of the defensive linemen (but they going get the flag for holding) as they pass. But towards the end of the game they going really be offensive because they going start to die without water.
      Whoa, Mista Buss Driva, eh, you can stop the buss o wat?

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        Originally posted by Moto
        Kimo,
        Maybe the steelers going use the clams for their offensive line. The beginning of the game they can clamp on the legs of the defensive linemen (but they going get the flag for holding) as they pass. But towards the end of the game they going really be offensive because they going start to die without water.
        Eh, all dose Steelers make get plenty enough clams already for playing. Why dey need to cockaroach da endangered kine clams from da Aquarium anyway? Dey can afford to eat oysters anden!

        Miulang
        "Americans believe in three freedoms. Freedom of speech; freedom of religion; and the freedom to deny the other two to folks they don`t like.” --Mark Twain

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        • #5
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          Those clams look like the ones they eat on the current Survivor. How do you smuggle 7 clams out of a public aquarium? In your shorts? You would have to have an aquarium in your car ready to keep them alive ....this could be the crime of the year!
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          • #6
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            I tell you what, if the steelers smuggled the clams in their shorts, they are tougher than I think (or at least dumber)... Imagine the clam hunting for food in your shorts...OUCH!!!! I have to sit down now...
            Whoa, Mista Buss Driva, eh, you can stop the buss o wat?

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            • #7
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              It was an inside job...all their mouths are "clammed shut!"
              Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
              Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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              • #8
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                Yes but rumour has it that they got 30 clams for their heist. But even with such a profit, don't they know that they are just being shellfish?
                Whoa, Mista Buss Driva, eh, you can stop the buss o wat?

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Moto
                  Yes but rumour has it that they got 30 clams for their heist. But even with such a profit, don't they know that they are just being shellfish?
                  No, they were just being chowderheads!
                  "Americans believe in three freedoms. Freedom of speech; freedom of religion; and the freedom to deny the other two to folks they don`t like.” --Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    Re: Wea da Clams?

                    Originally posted by Miulang
                    No, they were just being chowderheads!

                    we gotta start charging admission here!

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                    • #11
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                      Da Clams say back ! I knew GOD blessed them.
                      Listen to KEITH AND THE GIRLsigpic

                      Stupid people come in all flavors-buzz1941
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                      • #12
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                        Hmm. I credit the Bearded Moon Goddess, myself.

                        Seriously, though, good news. 'Twas boneheaded to steal 'em in the first place, but the media exposure and a mix of fear and regret brought 'em back.

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                        • #13
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                          Are we sure that these are the same clams? It's like those alien abduction stories -- who knows what these clams were subjected to in the past week! Or maybe we're dealing with a group of Manchurian Clams, brainwashed and turned into killer bivalves.

                          Don't let any of 'em near the President.

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Glen Miyashiro

                            Don't let any of 'em near the President.
                            You got a problem with that?
                            http://www.linkmeister.com/wordpress/

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                            • #15
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                              Two words: President Cheney.

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