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http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/ar.../br/br08p.html :
"The city Medical Examiner's office has identified Ruby F*******, 85, as the pedestrian who was killed Thursday while walking across Wai'alae Avenue in Kaimuki.
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"The driver of the vehicle, a 90-year-old woman, was not injured.
"According to police, speed and alcohol were not factors in the accident."
I haven't decided whether to make jokes about that very last sentence or to howl about requiring driving tests for those over, say, 65. Or both.
Y'all go ahead and run with one or the other.
"The city Medical Examiner's office has identified Ruby F*******, 85, as the pedestrian who was killed Thursday while walking across Wai'alae Avenue in Kaimuki.
(...)
"The driver of the vehicle, a 90-year-old woman, was not injured.
"According to police, speed and alcohol were not factors in the accident."
I haven't decided whether to make jokes about that very last sentence or to howl about requiring driving tests for those over, say, 65. Or both.
Y'all go ahead and run with one or the other.
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