Write a caption: Michelle Wie

[alohabear]

Write a caption for golf's 10 million dollar girl!

"Screw college... screw my parents....I'm rich!"

[adrian]

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The asian woman on the right side of the pic: Eh, is that a Long's sale?

[GypsyLika]

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"Don't MESS with ME, I have money."

[mel]

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"Sony digital Walkmans are going to kick iPod's ass."

[Glen Miyashiro]

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"If I had all my Nike money in $20 bills, I wonder how much of this green it would cover? (Get it? Bills? Green? Hee hee hee!)"

[EastCoastTropics]

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Where is that caddy????

[craigwatanabe]

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Hmmmm...Now that I got 10-million dollars, I guess I won't qualify for financial aid on my tuition at Punahou...screw it I'll just buy the school and force the principle to give me straight A's.

[tutusue]

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"If they think I'm gonna still take out the trash and make my bed, they're nuts."

[1stwahine]

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No matter how Rich, I get...I'll still remain Humble! I'll give to those less fortunate than me, yes...that's what I'll do!

Auntie Lynn

[Pomai]

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"The hell if I get robbed of my childhood like Jacko'... so screw this damned tournament! I just got paid, so I'm goin' shoppin' at the mall just like every other normal teenage girl does".

[Glen Miyashiro]

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"Now we can move out of that condo in Hawai‘i Kai and get a real house. I kinda like the view from RIGHT HERE..."

[lavagal]

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As soon as I can I'm writing a book: "Daddy Dearest."

A couple of months ago I saw the Devine Miss Wie in Longs Hawaii Kai with her folks. She was at the front of the line, I was at the back. In front of me was a young lady with artificially enhanced bazoooongas that could float the Titanic. I mean, it had to be physically impossible to clutch a steering wheel with her hands. Maybe she used these handy new implements instead. That poor darlin' Michelle, who was what? All of 14? Maybe 15? ...She couldn't take her eyes off Rescusitation Annie to save her life. It was funny to observe. It was also funny to watch all the people around this young woman. I'm all for physical enhancements if you can afford it, but not when it's so obvious and HUGE that no one can meet your eyes.

chicklettes anyone?

[alohabear]

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The asian woman on the right side of the pic: Eh, is that a Long's sale?

Is that a woman!?

[Pomai]

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"I wonder what time Kahala Mall closes?"

Seriously though, the Mayor (or Gov') should hold another "No Scade 'Em, Go Get 'Em" celebration for her, like the parade that was held for our Ewa Beach Little League Champs. That would be way cool.

[pzarquon]

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If we're captioned out, there's a general Michelle Wie discussion thread here.