My friend sent me this and it is pretty much dead on?
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewellery applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs
such
as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0, Premier League,
Counter-Strike and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Reply:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0
or Late Night Out 6.1. And Late Night 6.1 is a very
bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in- Law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve
memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot
Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewellery applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs
such
as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0, Premier League,
Counter-Strike and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
================================
Reply:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0
or Late Night Out 6.1. And Late Night 6.1 is a very
bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in- Law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve
memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot
Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
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