Conversation Between tutusue and Barry

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  1. This might be of interest to you but not to the general forum. Just a bit about the movies. I was staying with Paulette about three years ago and while she was in the shower, the phone went and she asked me to answer it. I chatted away with this guy until Paulette came out in her bathrobe, took the phone and told him that she would be there in an hour.
    Then she told me that I had just been talking to Kevin Costner. She had done wardrobe, hair and make-up for him on a film called Waterworld. Kevin has a famous buddy named Chris Christoperson and so whenever he comes to the islands to stay with Chris, he always phones Paulette for a complete facial makeover.
    He has kept in touch with me and I find that he has a very dry sense of humour.
  2. Hello and how are yer ?

    I thought I’d send this to you because if I tried to post it, then I would definitely put it in the wrong place and get my wrists slapped again.

    Soup of the Day

    What is it ? It could be some creature that lives at the bottom of a reef. All teeth and and
    An arsehole. ( See pickie).

    Potatoes of the night

    Not boiled, fried or roasted !!!!!!, I imagine these farmers walking around a field trying to catch these potatoes of the night by searchlight.

    “There’s one > go and get it.”



    By merln at 2009-03-06
  3. With my bad luck at chosing threads to post in, I decided to send this to you. I would be grateful if you could find a suitable place for it ? (The bin, knowing my luck.)

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response... 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

    This old guy is my new hero!!! Never underestimate the wit of a 92-year old man!
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