Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" - Book 2

[1stwahine]

Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

BroKimo -4000 posts? wow! Motor Mouth is right!!! ROFLMAO!!

congrats!!

mahalo Likanui for posting dis!

...let's have a PARTY!

nah, neva mind. I still "DRUNK" from last night!

Lynn

[LikaNui]

Re: Hawaii Threads "Motormouths" Book 2

What's the latest update on 'motormouths'? Can we get an end-of-the-month report, please?
I see that I just hit 1,002 total posts, and I'm wondering if I need to get a life.

Apparently I don't.
And I noticed on one of his replies last night that bro Kimo has hit 4,000 posts, so out of curiosity (and because nobody ever answered my question, above) I went to look up the Top Five in Total Posts:

<drumroll>

kimo55 4,000

Miulang 3,783

pzarquon 2,883

1stwahine 2,433

craigwatanabe 2,126

Congratulations! Or... Deepest Sympathies! Or something.

[LikaNui]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

What's the latest update on 'motormouths'? Can we get an end-of-the-month report, please?
I see that I just hit 1,002 total posts, and I'm wondering if I need to get a life.

[mel]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

Here is a quick end-of-year update to this "motormouth" thread.*

Threads: 3,926, Posts: 46,458, Members: 1,998

Top 10 Posters

3707 kimo55
3485 Miulang
2797 pzarquon
2126 1stwahine
1948 craigwatanabe
1835 Glen Miyashiro
1710 helen
1540 mel
1435 doc1456
947 scrivener

Next 10

911 LikaNui
865 Linkmeister
661 Albert
633 Pomai
628 Aaron S
571 lurkah
560 alohabear
493 MadAzza
482 lavagal
458 shaveice


* As of 11:32 PM December 31, 2005.

[mel]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

The latest "Motormouth" count and statistics, cumulative up to October 31, 2005.*

Threads: 3,557, Posts: 42,155, Members: 1,800

Top 10

kimo55 3,601
Miulang 3,387
pzarquon 2,637
1stwahine 1,895
Glen Miyashiro 1,782
craigwatanabe 1,777
helen 1,587
mel 1,425
doc1456 1,320
scrivener 894

Next 10

LikaNui 817
Linkmeister 799
Albert 648
Aaron S 575
lurkah 481
lavagal 441
Palolo Joe 437
Serenity 428
alohabear 427
MadAzza 420

Link to last month's statistics:
http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showthread.php?t=6672

* Compiled around 6:30 this morning; figures reflect early morning posts of November 1.

[shaveice]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

oops. forgot i made a comment here. scriv's right, as usual. the song (turning japanese) is presumed to be about the way a person's eyes might look before, uh, that magical moment!

[helen]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

Someone brought up the amount of active posters vs. total membership count. This says two things:
1.) people have alot to say, but don't really wanna' say it. (like Rap's Replinger's Japodagee lol)
and
2.) There's a sh##load of LURKERS around here.

I suspect the difference between the number of active posters and total membership count is the number of people who attempted to signup to Hawaiithreads and for some reason or another failed the verification process, like given the wrong email address by mistake or actually gave a bogus one. Also accounts that have been banned, deleted or closed don't make the active list.

There is however a lot of guest usage on this forum, I don't know why that is.

[Pomai]

HawaiiThreads.com The Music: Volume I

I CAN'T POST 55!
To the tune of "I Can't Drive 55!" by Sammy Hagar

One hand on the mouse and one on the pad, hey!
Well, there's too much talkin', I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best smooth-talkin' move
A big bad postah' come and crushed my groove again!

CHORUS:
Go on & write me up for 3,265
Post my thread, hey it's me that's alive
Take my HT membership n' all that jive
I can't POST.. 55! Oh No! Uh!

So I signed my name on thread number 24, hey!
Yeah the admin' said, "Boy, just one more
I'm gonna post your name in the city joint"
Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said "Yeah!, Oh yea!"

CHORUS II:
Go on & write me up for 3,265
Post my thread, hey it's me that's alive
Take my HT membership n' all that jive
I can't POST.. 55! Oh No! Uh!

I can't post 55! (four times)
Uh! (Solo)

When I post that slow, you know it's hard to stay clear.
And I can't get my mouse out of second gear!
What used to take two hours now takes all day.
Huh - It took me 16 hours to get to Daiei!

CHORUS:
Go on & write me up for 3,265
Post my thread, hey it's me that's alive
Take my HT membership n' all that jive
I can't POST.. 55! Oh No! Uh!

No, no, no, I can't post...(I can't post 55!)
I can't post... (I can't post 55!)
I can't post 55!

[Pomai]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

OK, when is the HawaiiThreads.com "Greatest Hits" CD coming out?

Not sure.

If it ever does, here's a few suggestions:

HawaiiThreads.com The Music: volume I
Track:
1.) I Tink I Turning Porogee - Glen Miyashiro (parody of "I Think I'm Turning Japanese" by the Vapors)
2.) Post It - Pomai (Parody of "Whip It" by Devo)
3.) Glenn Miyashiro - Jake Shimabukuro (Ukulele Instramental as written by Frank DeLima)
4.) I Can't Post 55! - Kimo55 (parody of Sammy Hagar's "I can't drive 55!)
5.) Miulang Rouge - Miulang (musical Parody)

[mel]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

OK, when is the HawaiiThreads.com "Greatest Hits" CD coming out?

[Pomai]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

Ho Glen, you wen WRITE dat? Jus' now? Ho da impressive!
Blaine

Definately "A" for effort!

K.K.. dis one's for Mel and all da' gang.. my feeble attempt at Whip It (took me all of about 2 minute to compose). lol

Post It
To the tune of Whip It by Devo

Hawaii Threads!

Start another Thread
Or post a wise crack
Break the admin's back

When a problem comes along
You must post it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must post it
When something's going wrong
You must post it

now post it!
into shape!
shape it up!
get straight!
go forward!
move ahead!
try to detect it!
it's not too late!
to post it!
post it good!

When a good time turns around
You must post it
You will never live it down
Unless you post it
No one gets their way
Until they post it

I say post it!
Post it good!

[Glen Miyashiro]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

Ho Glen, you wen WRITE dat? Jus' now? Ho da impressive!

Gee thanks! It's just one parody though, not like I was writing one original song.

[zztype]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

I can't resist.

I get yo pictcha I get yo pictcha
I get one ukupile yo pictchas fo see
I ask da doctah fo take yo pictcha
So I can spock you on da X-ray TV
You get me turnin up and turnin down
And turnin in and turnin round

I tink I turning porogee, I tink I turning porogee, I really tink so

Ho Glen, you wen WRITE dat? Jus' now? Ho da impressive!

Blaine

[cezanne]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

I can't resist.

I get yo pictcha I get yo pictcha
I get one ukupile yo pictchas fo see
I ask da doctah fo take yo pictcha
So I can spock you on da X-ray TV
You get me turnin up and turnin down
And turnin in and turnin round

I tink I turning porogee, I tink I turning porogee, I really tink so
Turning porogee, I tink I turning porogee, I really tink so
Turning porogee, I tink I turning porogee, I really tink so
Turning porogee, I tink I turning porogee, I really tink so

Can't stop tinking about you honeygirl
Spending all my money in da clubs no wonder stay broke
All da blalahs round me no like listen to me
All da titas tink I ackin real pupule
All of um

Dass why I turning porogee, I tink I turning porogee, I really tink so
Turning porogee, I tink I turning porogee, I really tink so
Turning porogee, I tink I turning porogee, I really tink so
Turning porogee, I tink I turning porogee, I really tink so

LOL! *shaka sign*

[Miulang]

Re: Hawaii Threads &quot;Motormouths&quot; Book 2

Yeah, I think if you looked at the stats from last month alone you'll see that I come nowhere near to Kimo in motormouthedness. And I'll soon slip into the "hohum" category because I have night school twice a week beginning next Tuesday, and that will run through June. But I'm sure there will be others who can just as capably fill my spot as #2 motormouth and make me proud!

Miulang