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  • #16
    Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

    Originally posted by craigwatanabe View Post
    Acid reflux happens...in bed
    Whoof! Remind me not to buy that brand of fortune-cookie.

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    • #17
      Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

      Originally posted by Leo Lakio View Post
      Whoof! Remind me not to buy that brand of fortune-cookie.
      yeah get the high fiber ones instead
      Life is what you make of it...so please read the instructions carefully.

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      • #18
        Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

        With today's dinner:

        There are big changes ahead for you ...in bed!
        But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I GOT IT ALL! (George Costanza)
        GrouchyTeacher.com

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        • #19
          Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

          Catered lunch from Panda:

          The social scene can be fun today ... in bed!
          But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I GOT IT ALL! (George Costanza)
          GrouchyTeacher.com

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          • #20
            Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

            I'm halfway through The Fortune Cookie Chronicles by Jennifer 8. Lee (no typo) and it's a fun read. I had no idea the cookies I regularly pillaged as a child from my grandparents' Chinese restaurant may have been originally derived from senbei introduced to San Francisco at the Japanese Tea Garden in Golden Gate Park! What's more, they appear to have been first produced en masse from the mochi shop in SF J-Town that we still go to today!

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            • #21
              Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

              "He who hurries cannot walk with dignity"...in bed. LOL....

              Now, another fortune cookie I chose here on the 'net...

              " Avoid large, heavy objects traveling at a high rate of speed" - in bed, LOL!
              Stop being lost in thought where our problems thrive.~

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              • #22
                Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

                I've heard it played with "in the butt" as well.

                Don't be too ruthless toward a weak person. He/She might not be able to accept it...in the butt.
                You'll soon meet your dream lover. Grasp the opportunity...in the butt.
                To escape humiliation, mind your manners...in the butt.
                Now, go have some fun!

                (...in the butt)

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                • #23
                  Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

                  Where did I hear..."Help, I am being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!"

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                  • #24
                    Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

                    The only true cookie you'll ever get.

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                    • #25
                      Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

                      I've recently had some tummy trouble, so I'm not sure I like the sound of this one:

                      Any troubles you may have will pass very shortly . . . in bed!
                      But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I GOT IT ALL! (George Costanza)
                      GrouchyTeacher.com

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                      • #26
                        Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

                        Share your abundant humor with others ... in bed!
                        But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I GOT IT ALL! (George Costanza)
                        GrouchyTeacher.com

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                        • #27
                          Re: The Fortune Cookie Game

                          Originally posted by localmoco View Post
                          There are some that you do NOT want to add "in bed".

                          aw man, this game sounds fun but I don't want to add that. It's sounds inappropriate.
                          "Where there is child-like innocence there is also joy, laughter and love. Embrace your inner child," ~R11

                          "People are stupid, and stupid people have stupid friends, and they all had to come here and be stupid together!" Sookie from "Gilmore Girls." lol!

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