Sensual Intelligence

[1stwahine]

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I'm Back!!!

My Sexual Prowess beckon me to come. I went. It is considered legendary.

My Rabbit!!!!!!hahahahaha

Auntie pUpule

[Leo Lakio]

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You're offering a drive though for your services?

Oh, that is just TOO funny!

[Lei Liko]

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You're offering a drive though for your services?

Hahahaha...if the price is right.

This is officially my new favorite thread.

[Menehune Man]

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... with a piece of paper telling me how to pleasure myself better.

It took finding Dad's Penthouse's long ago for me to start figuring it all out.

Gladly I was able to do that on my own.

[LikaNui]

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It took finding Dad's Penthouse's long ago for me to start figuring it all out.

Dad's Penthouse? Now we're talking about real estate? Oooooh... thread drift!

Practice safe penthouse. Always wear a condominium.

[damontucker]

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ms. joseph...

what your rates??? I need some!!!!

I need some Brain Prostitution

[tutusue]

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[...]Practice safe penthouse. Always wear a condominium.

Bwaha! I can log off now 'cuz I've had my nightly giggle! Thanks, LN.

[Mahi Waina]

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Sensual Intelligence


You can learn how to re-educate your nervous system to experience more pleasure – no matter how long it has been.

It took years of re-education to learn not to think with my d***...

[Menehune Man]

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Actually, I do feel sad for those that for many different reasons don't enjoy sex.
I hope this lady really does help those that seek her out.

It could be from childhood trauma: Divorce, molestation, or other things.

It could be from rape or the never getting over a seriously broken heart, or even other things.

This is a hard world we live in and most have had some sort of hardship, some worse than others.
I'm glad that I've made it through with my humour and libido intact.

[Menehune Man]

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Okay! Back to the funny stuff!

While out sailing on the Mai Tai, I met a cool Haole couple from Florida that would've taken me back to their hotel room had I gone!

Not my thing, but sure was intriguing!

[Menehune Man]

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I sure could'a used some Extra-Sensual Intelligence many years ago...

One night I was dancing in a bar called Key Largo. I don't even know if it's still there.
Well, I was having a Great time and dancing with "Da Perttiest thang" in the place.
After a while I discovered that She was a He.

"She" then said "Does it really make any difference?"
I replied... "Oh yeah, it really does!"

I'm having alot of fun here on this thread.
Come on, you share a story or two!

[damontucker]

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Okay! Back to the funny stuff!

While out sailing on the Mai Tai, I met a cool Haole couple from Florida that would've taken me back to their hotel room had I gone!

Not my thing, but sure was intriguing!

I knew there was a reason I didn't go!

[timkona]

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Heres a legendary story

Me and all my pals were partying in SF one night....gettin blitz and chasin women.

Pal #1 and Pal #2 scored this ultra hot, tall chick and headed upstairs with her to her place. The rest of us were milling about, and grumbling about how long this was gonna take.

About 10 minutes later, Pal #1 comes flying down the stairs 3 at a time, screaming "She got a bigger **** than I do !!"

About 30 seconds later, Pal #2 comes tumbling down the staircase, ass over teakettle, with his pants around his ankles, screaming obscenities in no particular direction.

Now that was some funny $bl+

[Lei K]

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*must remember to check this thread often*

I know what you mean Auntie. I need a pill to calm me down, don't need anything to work me up. Got too much aloha.

And I don't need any more keiki, I stay pau.

[Menehune Man]

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When I was 18, I inadvertantly pulled one on a pickup truck full of guys!

My lovely, thick, long hair was halfway down my back and I was wearing a pair of tight jeans. Walking along the side of the road in Mililani between the bus stop and my girlfriend's house, this truck drove up from behind me with whistles and other hoots and hollers. When they got to see my mustache, there was a whole different set of hollerin' goin' on! I started laughing so hard I had to stop walking for a moment. That's some good stuff there!