Just when everyone thought "Hawaii's Newspaper" couldn't get any cheesier.
Stop the presses! It's front page big story news that two school teachers allegedly smoked pakalolo before going to work in the morning.
Smoked it, not sold it. Pakalolo, not heroin or nuclear weapons. Before work, not at work. In the car, not on school property. Arrested, not executed.
But now their pictures are plastered across the front page and their lives are probably real messed up.
http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/ap...612050344/1001
Oh, and the governor got sworn in again and said some stuff but you'll have to turn some pages to find it.
What is this, the 1954 Mayberry Gazette?
Psst! I heard Principal Skinner left the toilet seat up! Call the Advertiser!
What a joke!
Stop the presses! It's front page big story news that two school teachers allegedly smoked pakalolo before going to work in the morning.
Smoked it, not sold it. Pakalolo, not heroin or nuclear weapons. Before work, not at work. In the car, not on school property. Arrested, not executed.
But now their pictures are plastered across the front page and their lives are probably real messed up.
http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/ap...612050344/1001
Oh, and the governor got sworn in again and said some stuff but you'll have to turn some pages to find it.
What is this, the 1954 Mayberry Gazette?
Psst! I heard Principal Skinner left the toilet seat up! Call the Advertiser!
What a joke!
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