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    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

    "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."




    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.

    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"




    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."



    The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat."



    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"





    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."








    Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!
    ~ ~
    Kaʻonohiʻulaʻokahōkūmiomioʻehiku
    Spreading the virus of ALOHA.
    Oh Chu. If only you could have seen what I've seen, with your eyes.

  • #2
    Re: Some 'balanced' political humor.

    Another Kalalau rant
    Last edited by Kalalau; September 1, 2012, 06:37 PM. Reason: removal of rant

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    • #3
      Re: Some 'balanced' political humor.

      Originally posted by Kaonohi View Post
      A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
      She leveled off her rifle, and... her day was better without any BS.
      https://www.facebook.com/Bobby-Ingan...5875444640256/

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      • #4
        Re: Some 'balanced' political humor.

        Originally posted by Kalalau View Post
        Lets elect Romney, our first billionaire president.
        Not exactly "Balanced..."

        I'm amazed that people still think there's only two choices!

        No, I'm NOT amazed. America has always been a nation of sheep; why should I expect things to be different now?
        Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!
        ~ ~
        Kaʻonohiʻulaʻokahōkūmiomioʻehiku
        Spreading the virus of ALOHA.
        Oh Chu. If only you could have seen what I've seen, with your eyes.

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        • #5
          Re: Some 'balanced' political humor.

          Originally posted by Ron Whitfield View Post
          She leveled off her rifle, and... her day was better without any BS.
          Ooooh, is she gonna share? Or is she a Capitalist?
          Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!
          ~ ~
          Kaʻonohiʻulaʻokahōkūmiomioʻehiku
          Spreading the virus of ALOHA.
          Oh Chu. If only you could have seen what I've seen, with your eyes.

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          • #6
            Re: Some 'balanced' political humor.

            Originally posted by Kaonohi View Post
            Ooooh, is she gonna share? Or is she a Capitalist?
            Did you want her to pick you up, or off?
            https://www.facebook.com/Bobby-Ingan...5875444640256/

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            • #7
              Re: Some 'balanced' political humor.

              Originally posted by Ron Whitfield View Post
              Did you want her to pick you up, or off?
              Off, please. I'm old; I'm tired. It gets VERY weary rescuing the society (and the world) from you nut-jobs.

              Make sure her sights are accurate; I've suffered enough!

              Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!
              ~ ~
              Kaʻonohiʻulaʻokahōkūmiomioʻehiku
              Spreading the virus of ALOHA.
              Oh Chu. If only you could have seen what I've seen, with your eyes.

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              • #8
                Re: Some 'balanced' political humor.

                Hang in there, K, we'll know in Nov. if it's been worth it.
                https://www.facebook.com/Bobby-Ingan...5875444640256/

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                • #9
                  Re: Some 'balanced' political humor.

                  Originally posted by Ron Whitfield View Post
                  Hang in there, K, we'll know in Nov. if it's been worth it.
                  I must disagree. we will know in November what our prejudices have wrought.

                  "If it has been worth it" will take another 12 months, at least.

                  Jeez, either go to bed ir go to work!
                  I'm insomniac; what's YOUR excuse?
                  Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!
                  ~ ~
                  Kaʻonohiʻulaʻokahōkūmiomioʻehiku
                  Spreading the virus of ALOHA.
                  Oh Chu. If only you could have seen what I've seen, with your eyes.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Some 'balanced' political humor.

                    Originally posted by Kaonohi View Post
                    I must disagree. we will know in November what our prejudices have wrought. "If it has been worth it" will take another 12 months, at least.
                    Jeez, either go to bed ir go to work! I'm insomniac; what's YOUR excuse?
                    I'll know by the following morning who will load the SCOTUS for many generations and what this country will smell like.
                    I work at home, and sleep at will.
                    https://www.facebook.com/Bobby-Ingan...5875444640256/

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