Craziest Halloween costume you've ever worn/seen?

[MixedPlateBroker]

Post about the craziest/wildest/naughtiest costumes you've worn/seen. Looking on the Internet doesn't count!

Seen: Lone Ranger in assless chaps. Poor guy must have had a hard time sitting the next day. I lost count of the number of tipsy ladies who would come by and smack his bottom like he had done something wrong.

Worn: Venom (from the Spider Man comics). Luckily, this was back in my bodybuilding days. Just needed black Wranglers, two pints of Liquid Latex liberally applied and a prosthetic tongue. Very cool how the LL cured to a shiny, scaly, almost reptilian quality. Kinda creeped me out how girls (and sometimes guys!) would come up and run their hands over me without at least asking first. The free drinks were nice tho.

[TATTRAT]

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NSFW!!!!!!!!!!


or those easily offended.

[TATTRAT]

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And if I had a kid, this would be the one he/she would wear

[cynsaligia]

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WORN: not a completely original idea, but...

naughty catholic schoolgirl, replete with pigtails tied with red lacey ribbons, red and black plaid short pleated skirt, strategically torn fishnets, black high-heeled boots, red lipstick, rosaries, rubber bracelets, black corset with red ribbon accents, white button down shirt which was left open and with the shirt tails ties in stylishly slutty knots, a red lollipop as oral accessory, and fake tattoo at the start of the swells of the bewbaliciousnesses. for that outfit alone, i am sure to spend a long time in hell.

i wore that getup the halloween of the year that eric and i met. without either one of us saying it, i knew he had gone on a halloween date with someone else. *smirk* i made sure to email him pics of me and my friends out at D&B a couple of days afterwards. let's just say that it didn't take long for him to date me exclusively. what red-blooded hetero male wouldn't choose a naughty catholic schoolgirl over an angel (yaaaaaaaaaawn!!)? *winks at eric*

SEEN: again, not a completely original idea, but...

hetero male college kid dressed as tranny in hula girl outfit with toilet paper-filled bikini top and grass skirt, under which loomed a very large and lifelike (well, except for how large it was...it was exceedingly LARGE ) floppy rubber dildo. he danced like that all night at the ocean club. scared the heck out of me when his thing whacked the side of my hip in the crowd.

[Vanguard]

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The craziest I've ever seen? It's a tie between;

* A bunch of people going as a graffiti laden subway car.

* A big hairy guy in lingerie.

[TATTRAT]

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Where ever I go on Holloween, I would wear nothing but pants. No shirt. No socks. No shoes. Then, when people ask what I am dressed up as, I would say,"I am a premature ejaculation, I just came in my pants".

[DKP]

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TATTRAT: L'ingOL from all your above posts. Straight up classic, especially the baby sandwich.

[Bob P]

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In college some friends and I went to a party as a 6 pack of Becks - bottles. We made the big cardboard carrier and stayed in it all night.

Best one though was a group that went as a Pile of Sh**. They wore brown trash bags and face paint and each was labeled with their name - 'Dumb Sh**' 'Little Sh**' Fat Sh** Dip Sh** etc. They got the DJ to call out 'Pile of sh** on the dance floor' and all piled up on oneanother.

[glossyp]

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One year my ex-hubby (a very creative guy) went as the Japanese army straggler Yokoi who hid out in the jungles of Guam for nearly 30 years. The ex made pants and slippers from pandanus and other jungle plants, stuck lots of foliage in his hair and walked around the party behind a large fan made from banana leaves and stole food from the guests' plates with a long pair of chopsticks. The costume was a huge hit with all and he won several awards including most creative.

[EastCoastTropics]

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@ Tatt!

Best one though was a group that went as a Pile of Sh**. They wore brown trash bags and face paint and each was labeled with their name - 'Dumb Sh**' 'Little Sh**' Fat Sh** Dip Sh** etc. They got the DJ to call out 'Pile of sh** on the dance floor' and all piled up on oneanother.

Did you happen to get a photo of all that sh*t?

[jdub]

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I played a Halloween gig in Phoenix one year dressed as a drunken, pregnant nun. The drunken part wasn't actually part of the costume, but it ended up working well.

Other than that, I really don't have the imagination for Halloween costumes. I'll probably be a flasher for my Halloween gig this year, if only because I have a trench coat.

[TATTRAT]

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I'll probably be a flasher for my Halloween gig this year, if only because I have a trench coat.

Just be sure to drink a bottle of Windex first, it will prevent you from streaking.

[tutusue]

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Just be sure to drink a bottle of Windex first, it will prevent you from streaking.

Bwaha! At least your sense of humor isn't bruised and bloody!!!!

[Fat Jeff]

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I saw this one on my way to work this morning. Local bruddah with a bad blonde wig, gigantic fake chi-chis, Oakley shades, wobbly high heels, and a cigarette hanging from his mouth...looked a lot like Dog's old lady...ya had to be there...

[jdub]

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Just be sure to drink a bottle of Windex first, it will prevent you from streaking.

Hahahahahaaha!! How have I never heard that one before?! I'll definitely be using that one on stage in a few hours. Thanks, Tattrat!