Stupidest People Of The Day Award

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It depends on. if they're on the cheerleading team or the softball team.

Preferably while wearing their uniforms?

[Walkoff Balk]

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How about the guy who took off all his clothes on a plane and was held down by a soccer team? I hope those players got in their penalty kicks when bringing the nude guy down. Talk about your Snake(singular)on a Plane.

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How about the guy who took off all his clothes on a plane and was held down by a [female] soccer team?

Hmm. That's a making of an adult film.

*chicka-chicka-bow-wow*

[Walkoff Balk]

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Hmm. That's a making of an adult film.

*chicka-chicka-bow-wow*

Who wants to see a dirty, slimy, creepy, cut or uncut one eyed monster on a plane?
But, Snake with the eye patch was a good hero character on Escape from New York.

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Who wants to see a dirty, slimy, creepy, cut or uncut one eyed monster on a plane?

Actually, I was thinking of casting Ron Jeremy for that role.

[Walkoff Balk]

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Actually, I was thinking of casting Ron Jeremy for that role.

That's not a snake. That's a hedgehog.

[Walkoff Balk]

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I get all my information about women in politics from Brooke Hogan. She said that "Women make bad politicians."
Is that just a stupid statement, or am I the stupid one for listening to a daughter of a pro wrassler?

[Ron Whitfield]

Thank you City elections clerk for not shutting up

The setting - yesterday at Honolulu Hale
The reason - last day of primary voting
The scene - in line at the elections window, waiting to verify voter eligibility, behind one woman endlessly blabbing to the clerk about nothing/everything, I'm in a rush and the poll line is very short.
Cut to the chase - the gab fest finally ends, I'm eligible, and the poll line is now out the door...
Roll credits - censored

No vote for you!, Miss I get paid for nothing

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That's not a snake. That's a hedgehog.

We are talking about the same part, right?

[1stwahine]

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That's not a snake. That's a hedgehog.

We are talking about the same part, right?

heheheh... heheheh too funny.

[Walkoff Balk]

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Pro basketball player Josh Howard disrespects the national anthem. Was he just whining because he wasn't good enough to be on the US Olympic team?

[almond mocha]

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That would be me a few days ago coming home from work. I had an episode of road rage.

There's a lot of road improvements going on at Kapolei near the Advertiser building. I usually carpool so I don't know all the lanes very well since I'm not usually driving, but the lanes are uneven and not clearly marked. I made a right turn onto the road leading to the freeway to Honolulu, but because the lanes aren't marked very well, I turned wide and the oncoming car on the left lane honked its horn. So I deliberately turned my head to look at the driver as he came up even to me and gave the driver 'the eye'. Good think I had my sunglasses on because I think it hid my eyes. Anyway, I sped away but the lanes curved so again I took the turn wide and the car honked its horn at me again! I was mad so I made a gesture and sped off.

First of all, I know I am damn lucky that nothing happened. The driver could have been a crazy person that could have chased me, and I thank God that he wasn't. He just continued on his way to the Leeward side. Secondly, I know I was wrong. I think that's why I was mad. I was mad more at myself because I knew better, but I have no idea why I did this. Its not my nature to look for trouble. Must have been the long day at work or something.

So I deeply apologize to the driver. If you read these forums - I am so sorry for being stupid.

[Ron Whitfield]

And with that...

...this thread has proven it's worth.

Have a much better day, today, AM.

[matapule]

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Today's award goes to "the Juice?" I think the award should be retired with his name.

[tutusue]

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[...]
There's a lot of road improvements going on at Kapolei near the Advertiser building. [...] but the lanes are uneven and not clearly marked. [...](

That area is a mess right now. I, too, had a driving faux pas last week-end when I tried to make a left turn at that Advertiser intersection where I've turned left many times before. 'Cept, this time, I didn't notice the no left turn sign! Directly behind me, the driver of one of those huge semi construction rigs gently tapped his horn! Thank gawd it was a gentle tap!