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I got this email from a "recruiter" today. I was laughing so hard, I had to share it. This is copied and pasted exactly- I didn't change anything except the email address. Obviously, the sarcastic comments are mine:
Hello.
I'm representative of the large company. (oh, that large company) We are seeking for individuals.
We guarantee you competitive salary, dental and major-medical insurance plus will cover all your shipping expenses! (to ship what exactly??) You will work as SERVICE MANAGER: You will be processing incoming packages with digital equipment or documents. (How do I process an incoming package with a document? And are these “packages” filled with illegal substances, by any chance?)
This offer is a full-time stay-at-home for people who don't have opportunity to work in office.
Note: You don't have to make any sort of investments or something!
Requirements:
- You must graduate a high-school (the whole high school? What if one of the students failed?)
- Have prior Internet connection (but not current?)
- Have basic knowledge is PC and MS Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access (like how to use a spell-check?)
- Be Adult (be an adult or just act like one?)
You need fill out carefully following registration form and send it to emailaddress. You will be contacted by the phone (wow! A talking phone!) within two-three business days.
The Registration Form:
1. First Name:
2. Last Name:
3. State/Province:
4. Country:
5. Phone:
6. Cell Phone:
(Awesome! I can be a manager who processes packages without giving you my work history? How can I refuse that offer?)
HR Department.
DGA Corp.
Hello.
I'm representative of the large company. (oh, that large company) We are seeking for individuals.
We guarantee you competitive salary, dental and major-medical insurance plus will cover all your shipping expenses! (to ship what exactly??) You will work as SERVICE MANAGER: You will be processing incoming packages with digital equipment or documents. (How do I process an incoming package with a document? And are these “packages” filled with illegal substances, by any chance?)
This offer is a full-time stay-at-home for people who don't have opportunity to work in office.
Note: You don't have to make any sort of investments or something!
Requirements:
- You must graduate a high-school (the whole high school? What if one of the students failed?)
- Have prior Internet connection (but not current?)
- Have basic knowledge is PC and MS Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access (like how to use a spell-check?)
- Be Adult (be an adult or just act like one?)
You need fill out carefully following registration form and send it to emailaddress. You will be contacted by the phone (wow! A talking phone!) within two-three business days.
The Registration Form:
1. First Name:
2. Last Name:
3. State/Province:
4. Country:
5. Phone:
6. Cell Phone:
(Awesome! I can be a manager who processes packages without giving you my work history? How can I refuse that offer?)
HR Department.
DGA Corp.
, but totally made me laugh because this is the best job offer I've gotten in almost a year.
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