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  • [news article] Russians say lightning causes crop circles

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    MOSCOW, Aug. 3 (UPI) -- Researchers in Russia say they've discovered what makes crop circles -- and no aliens are involved.

    Speculation has abounded for years that aliens are responsible for mysterious designs that show up occasionally in fields. The phenomenon was featured in the 2002 movie "Signs."

    A group of researchers say plants will bend in patterns when lightning strikes because of microwave emissions, MosNews reports.

    One researcher said stalks of cereals bent like crop circles when he put them and a glass of water in a microwave oven.

    Another researcher was experimenting outside when a device shot out artificial lightning on the grass, causing it to bend in even clockwise circles.

    Researchers say they are now trying to figure out where the microwave emissions come from during a lightning strike.
    How'd I get so white and nerdy?

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    Re: [news article] Russians say lightning causes crop circles

    The emissions are coming from Aliens

    But that kinda makes sense (the microwaves not the aliens) because if you ever took a magnet and place it behind a sheet of paper with metal shavings on the other side, you get some interesting geometric shapes.

    So where are the microwaves coming from? First you have to analyze what microwaves are and what produces them.

    Microwaves are high energy radio frequencies used that can excite molecules.

    Who uses microwaves in that power? The US Air Force has been trying to develop a way to beam electrical energy from one point on the earth to another using microwave emitters mounted on orbiting satellites.

    I used to work on high energy radar systems in the Air Force 30 years ago and we used to cook turkeys at 50-yards with these suckers just to see if it could. We also fried a few of Boise's State troopers radar guns that were downfield 60-miles away as well as their control tower's radar system. Oops!

    So we fired these microwave cannon laterally eventually dissapating into the thickness of the atmosphere. However if you shot it up in the air at the right angle, you could technically bounce the energy beam off the ionesphere and send it back to the ground half way around the globe hitting anything and causing anything like spontaneous combustion of a building, car, forest, person whatever or even maybe make crop circles?

    Hint...take a look at some of the circles and interpolate it into the frequency waveform of a military's navigation or attack radar and see if you can find any coincidential direct or harmonic wavelengths depicted in the designs.

    Yeah take that as a BIG hint!
    Life is what you make of it...so please read the instructions carefully.

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