Urban chickens

[Eric]

I've been seeing more chickens in town lately. I've seen plenty of chickens in vacant lots by the Children's Museum in Kaka'ako. I've seen chickens on the grass by Queens Medical Center, and by the Hawaii Housing Authority buildings on School Street by Lanakila. I wonder why. Has anyone else noticed this?

[kimo55]

Re: Urban chickens

I've been seeing more chickens in town lately. I've seen plenty of chickens in vacant lots by the Children's Museum in Kaka'ako. I've seen chickens on the grass by Queens Medical Center, and by the Hawaii Housing Authority buildings on School Street by Lanakila. I wonder why. Has anyone else noticed this?

as opposed to harris's expensive want to have rather than need to have ideas, this is the new cheaper combination program of Mufi's to both beautify the town and feel the homeless.

[craigwatanabe]

Re: Urban chickens

How can you tell an urban chicken from a country chicken?

The urban chicken presses the walk button before crossing the street

[Glen Miyashiro]

Re: Urban chickens

How come the mongoose and all the feral cats don't eat the chickens? I heard that Kaua'i doesn't have mongoose and they've got lots of chickens over there.

[craigwatanabe]

Re: Urban chickens

because mongoose only eat the eggs. Over here at the Keaau Transfer station there are cats and chickens living together in peace. If chickens and cats can why can't we?

[kimo55]

Re: Urban chickens

Over here there are cats and chickens living together

dissGRACEful!

[kimo55]

Re: Urban chickens

How can you tell an urban chicken from a country chicken?

The urban chicken presses the walk button before crossing the street

ok.
how can you tell a local chicken from a tourist chicken, crossing da street in Waikiki?


Easy!
there are NO local chickens in Waikiki.
and
da tourist chickens all jaywalk!

[Glen Miyashiro]

Re: Urban chickens

Chicken and da wild puss-y
Live together in per-feck har-mo-ny
Side by side on da ci-ty side-walk
Try spock, lunch fo free!

[craigwatanabe]

Re: Urban chickens

How can you tell a local chicken from a non-local chicken?

When the non-local chicken applies for work at Koala Moa Chicken on the advice from the local chicken.

[craigwatanabe]

Re: Urban chickens

dissGRACEful!

What came first the pussy or the egg!

[kimo55]

Re: Urban chickens

Chicken and da wild puss-y
Live together in per-feck har-mo-ny
Side by side on da ci-ty side-walk
Try spock, lunch fo free!

da pussy fulla chiv-al-ry;
saying "no take heem, take me!"
I eatum both; steh greedy
now, full.. was so yumm-mee!

[pinakboy]

Re: Urban chickens

no cook me i goin run away!! <Rap Reiplinger's Auntie Marialani voice>

[Eric]

Re: Urban chickens

You guys are funny! But seriously, are there really more chickens around town these days?

[lurkah]

Re: Urban chickens

You guys are funny! But seriously, are there really more chickens around town these days?

You expect a serious answer from these guys?

[craigwatanabe]

Re: Urban chickens

Of course there are more chickens in town lately, because there's more roads to cross! Ha ha ha ha ha Oh man we're on a roll....

Nah but seriously, when Iniki hit Kauai back in 92, it dispersed a lot of chickens all over that county, that's why there's so many out and around Kauai.

As for Oahu, I don't know but now with HPD cracking down on cock fighting, maybe da owners are just letting them loose?