Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

[Leo Lakio]

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"The pain is like lighting your hand on fire and then trying to put it out with a hammer."

~~~ snake expert Terry Phillip, describing a rattlesnake bite (National Geographic, June 2011 issue)

[Menehune Man]

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"Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use."
Unknown author

Darn shift lever... HaHaHa!

[LikaNui]

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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- George Carlin

[Menehune Man]

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"Don't dream your life, live your dream" - Bob Bitchin' Publisher of Latitudes and Attitudes magazine, cruising sailor, motorcyclist, and more...

[Ron Whitfield]

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What if you're already living a life beyond your dreams?

[Leo Lakio]

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What if you're already living a life beyond your dreams?

Then share your life with those who cannot even dream.

[Ron Whitfield]

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That's pretty deep, and just about as impossible.

[Leo Lakio]

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That's pretty deep, and just about as impossible.

Nah-nah-nah ... small steps for lucky folks such as you and I, Ron, can make a big difference in the lives of others. Knowing you (as little as I do), you probably already take those small steps; think about what you do and where you can make bigger strides.

[TATTRAT]

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Drinking booze never solves any problems, but neither does drinking milk
~Unsure

[LikaNui]

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Hate usually pays poor returns. A lot of psych experts contend that hate is both a cry for help by insecure people and the externalization of some amount of self-hatred. We don't know about any of that, but we do know that for less than $10 you can buy a Zen garden. And we know that working the sands of one's garden is much more productive than become the slave of others by virtue of hating them.

(Written today by a famous boating journalist currently cruising in Mexico)

[Kalalau]

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My memory is so good i can't even remember the last time I forgot something.

[Menehune Man]

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How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
Anne Frank

[LikaNui]

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I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Doctor on TV said to have inner peace we should finish things we started & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

- Miriam P.

[Menehune Man]

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HaHaHa! That's terrific Likanui!

[Amati]

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Funniest of the year comes from Mike Rowe, TV host of Dirty Jobs, in response to a lawsuit filed against him by a prisoner with the same name. Seems the jailed Mike Rowe has trade marked the name, and now is suing the TV host for infringement, and for personal ridicule he receives by his fellow inmates. (He gets called “Dirty Jobs” or “Dirtiest Guy” .)

Also, the jailed M.R. does not like Lee jeans, which the TV's M.R. promotes in ads.

So, Mike Rowe (TV hosts) reply:

"As for the other Mike Rowe, I really do feel his pain, and can only suggest that he avoid Lee jeans while behind bars. They really do make your butt look good."