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  • #31
    Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

    "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts."

    --Bertrand Russell
    “First we fought the preliminary round for the k***s and now we’re gonna fight the main event for the n*****s."
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    • #32
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      Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

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      That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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      • #33
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        Today's circumstances arose from yesterday's focus.

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        • #34
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          "The problem lies between the computer and the chair."
          -kp!

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          • #35
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            A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
            Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer per year.
            That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.

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            That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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            • #36
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              At a job interview with the big boss, he had a plaque on the wall behind him. It simply said: "Work...or be fired".

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              • #37
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                If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

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                That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                • #38
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                  “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” -- Gloria Steinem

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                  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                  • #39
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                    I plan on living forever.

                    So far, so good.

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                    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                    • #40
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                      If I wanted to shoot a mime, would I use a silencer?

                      Why kill them with kindness, when I can use an ax?

                      If it is tourist season, why can't I shoot them.

                      If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

                      Silence is Golden, Duct tape is silver.
                      flickr

                      An email from God:
                      To: People of Earth
                      From: God
                      Date: 9/04/2007
                      Subject: stop

                      knock it off, all of you

                      seriously, what the hell


                      --
                      God

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                      • #41
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                        "Typewriter" is the longest word that can be made using only the letters on one row of the keyboard.

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                        That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                        • #42
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                          "Poor is a state of mind" -- my Mom

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                          • #43
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                            If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, doesn't that show that men really are the dumber sex?

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                            That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                            • #44
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                              “Suburbia" is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the
                              streets after them.
                              Bill Vaughan

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                              That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                              • #45
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                                Work: The price we pay for money.
                                flickr

                                An email from God:
                                To: People of Earth
                                From: God
                                Date: 9/04/2007
                                Subject: stop

                                knock it off, all of you

                                seriously, what the hell


                                --
                                God

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