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  • #61
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    I was living with a girl for eight months...

    ... until she realized I was there.

    Larry The Cable Guy
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    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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    • #62
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      "Critical Thinking isn't taught, it's encouraged."
      Stop being lost in thought where our problems thrive.~

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      • #63
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        I yam what I yam.

        (The wise and ancient philosopher and sage, Popeye)
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        That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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        • #64
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          I broke up with my ex for religious reasons.

          She failed to worship me.



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          That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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          • #65
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            No man is an island, entire of itself...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee."

            This is a quotation from John Donne (1572-1631). It appears in Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions, Meditation XVII:

            Auntie Lynn
            Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
            Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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            • #66
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              Originally posted by LikaNui View Post
              I broke up with my ex for religious reasons.

              She failed to worship me.



              omg this just cracked me up!

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              • #67
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                Originally posted by CranBeree View Post
                omg this just cracked me up!
                Me too. Wish I'd thought of it. The credit goes to some comic just now on "Last Comic Standing." Don't know the name of the person, cuz I just had the show on in the background while I was doing other things. But heard that line and had to share it. Glad it was worth it!
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                That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                • #68
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                  "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18."
                  - Albert Einstein

                  ''If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.'' - Same Genius

                  ''If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it.'' - Albert Einstein
                  Ebb And Flow

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                  • #69
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                    "It is not about insults, but about results." Frank B.

                    one of my first bosses used to say that in regards to constructive criticism.
                    flickr

                    An email from God:
                    To: People of Earth
                    From: God
                    Date: 9/04/2007
                    Subject: stop

                    knock it off, all of you

                    seriously, what the hell


                    --
                    God

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                    • #70
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                      "in this country. 1st you get the money.. then when you get the money ... then you get the power .. then when you get the power ... then you get the women" - Tony Montana
                      Last edited by newroots; July 26, 2007, 05:45 PM.
                      Ebb And Flow

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                      • #71
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                        "Maybe its not too late , to learn how to love , and forget how to hate" - Ozzy Osbourne...

                        I'm going off the rails on a crazy trainnnnnnnnnnnn
                        Ebb And Flow

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                        • #72
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                          "I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq."

                          "When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday -- no matter what happened Tuesday."

                          - Stephen Colbert
                          "If it's brown, it's cooked. If it's black, it's f***ed" - G. Ramsey

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                          • #73
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                            We profess that we know God, but by works we deny Him; for beatitude doth
                            not consist in the knowledge of divine things, but in a divine life, for the
                            devils know them better than man.

                            -- Sir Walter Raleigh
                            Life is either an adventure... or you're not doing it right!!!

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                            • #74
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                              Here's another I just found...

                              "To be specific, the self-sins are self-righteousness, self-pity, self-confidence, self-sufficiency, self-admiration, self-love and a host of others like them. They dwell too deep within us and are too much a part of our natures to come to our attention till the light of God is focused upon them. The grosser manifestations of these sins--egotism, exhibitionism, self-promotion--are strangely tolerated in Christian leaders, even in circles of impeccable orthodoxy. They are so much in evidence as actually, for many people, to become identified with the gospel. I trust it is not a cynical observation to say that they appear these days to be a requisite for popularity in some sections of the church visible. Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice...."

                              - - AW Tozer
                              Life is either an adventure... or you're not doing it right!!!

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                              • #75
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                                Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

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                                That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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