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    So I used one of those paper things you line the toilet seat with. You gotta punch out the "tongue" in the middle so you can drop your friends off at the pool through that opening, but the tongue hangs down and into the water. If you sit on the throne long enough, the tongue absorbs water, and it slowly reaches your bum. GROSS.

    Someone, build a non-absorbent (but still flushable) prototype!
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    Re: Paper toilet seat covers UNAPPRECIATION thread

    I've neva had a problem. Ladies?

    Maybe you have a ~ Neva mind.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Auntie Pupule
    Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
    Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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      Re: Paper toilet seat covers UNAPPRECIATION thread

      Originally posted by Mike_Lowery View Post
      So I used one of those paper things you line the toilet seat with. You gotta punch out the "tongue" in the middle so you can drop your friends off at the pool through that opening, but the tongue hangs down and into the water. If you sit on the throne long enough, the tongue absorbs water, and it slowly reaches your bum. GROSS.

      Someone, build a non-absorbent (but still flushable) prototype!
      Tear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.
      “First we fought the preliminary round for the k***s and now we’re gonna fight the main event for the n*****s."
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        Originally posted by sinjin View Post
        Tear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.
        Genius! Wow...to think I was an engineer.
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        • #5
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          Originally posted by sinjin View Post
          Tear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.
          heheheh.

          Common sense always helps.

          My Opu just exploaded from laughing too much! Mike, you get my nomination 100% today!

          Auntie Pupule
          Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
          Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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          • #6
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            I am just going to sit here and blink silently for a little bit...

            pax

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            • #7
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              AKA @ss gasket
              You Look Like I Need A Drink

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              • #8
                Re: Paper toilet seat covers UNAPPRECIATION thread

                Originally posted by sinjin View Post
                Tear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.
                Or skip the dumper doily entirely and exercise your thigh muscles by using the time-honored straddle technique of avoiding public toilet butt contamination.

                Try it in stiletto heels and pantyhose for some real fun.

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                • #9
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                  I was going to add something about controlling the angle of the stream, but then I thought the better of it...

                  pax

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                  • #10
                    Re: Paper toilet seat covers UNAPPRECIATION thread

                    Originally posted by WindwardOahuRN View Post
                    Or skip the dumper doily entirely and exercise your thigh muscles by using the time-honored straddle technique of avoiding public toilet butt contamination.

                    Try it in stiletto heels and pantyhose for some real fun.
                    Stop! The Visual is driving me MOA PUPULE! HAHAHAHAHA

                    Auntie Lynn
                    Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
                    Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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                    • #11
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                      That is why I carry an extra toilet seat in my car or bag
                      How'd I get so white and nerdy?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Paper toilet seat covers UNAPPRECIATION thread

                        Originally posted by 1stwahine View Post
                        Stop! The Visual is driving me MOA PUPULE! HAHAHAHAHA

                        Auntie Lynn
                        Final installment: Add a purse swinging from your neck as you try to steady yourself (can't put the purse on the door hook in case some enterprising thief is hanging outside the stalls waiting to reach over and grab it) and the discovery of NO TOILET PAPER on the Giant Ferris Wheel of A$$wipes!!

                        And Mike thinks HE'S got problems...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Paper toilet seat covers UNAPPRECIATION thread

                          Originally posted by WindwardOahuRN View Post
                          Final installment: Add a purse swinging from your neck as you try to steady yourself (can't put the purse on the door hook in case some enterprising thief is hanging outside the stalls waiting to reach over and grab it) and the discovery of NO TOILET PAPER on the Giant Ferris Wheel of A$$wipes!!

                          And Mike thinks HE'S got problems...
                          Everything what you described and the following ailments.

                          Stroke survivor, neuropathy of the legs and thighs and a massive cluster headache at the same time ~ trying to piss!

                          Who dat?

                          Whack Whack!!!!!

                          Auntie Pupule
                          Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
                          Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Paper toilet seat covers UNAPPRECIATION thread

                            Originally posted by nachodaddy View Post
                            AKA @ss gasket
                            I was just gonna say that.

                            Funny story.

                            One night I was at Aku Bone when Karl Lorch (aka Uncle KP) -- yes, THE Karl Lorch -- and Uncle Sam Kapu were so drunk, they were singing some "Just a Gigolo" on karaoke. During the song they disappeared into the braddah's bathroom and came out with @ss gaskets around their necks.

                            That's when I first found out what an @ss gasket is.
                            Tessie, "Nuf Ced" McGreevey shouted
                            We're not here to mess around
                            Boston, you know we love you madly
                            Hear the crowd roar to your sound
                            Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
                            You know we couldn't live without you
                            Tessie, you are the only only only

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                              Re: Paper toilet seat covers UNAPPRECIATION thread

                              Originally posted by WindwardOahuRN View Post
                              Or skip the dumper doily entirely and exercise your thigh muscles by using the time-honored straddle technique of avoiding public toilet butt contamination.
                              My friends of the female persuasion have also called it The Hover. Takes a lot more strength and concentration than just point-and-shoot at a drain.

                              Originally posted by sinjin View Post
                              Tear the tongue off before placing it on the seat.
                              Or... line each side of the toilet seat with paper from the roll conveniently located next to you. Double or triple-ply that sucker for added protection and/or comfort.

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