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    I came across this product for lap dancers.....
    Full details @ http://3eyes.co.uk/views/public/?doc=Lapjuicer
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  • #2
    Re: The Lapjuicer

    Disgusting!

    Take away the orange and I would body slam the broad's body full force on it.
    Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
    Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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    • #3
      Re: The Lapjuicer

      Originally posted by 1stwahine View Post
      Disgusting!
      But with a slightly acidic bouquet

      You sure that seat wasn't for hemmoroid suffers?
      Life is what you make of it...so please read the instructions carefully.

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by craigwatanabe View Post
        But with a slightly acidic bouquet

        You sure that seat wasn't for hemmoroid suffers?
        Craig, you have such a way with words today. First you made me cry. Now you make me laugh. Stop! My arm is not suppose to be HURTING!!!!

        Auntie Lynn
        Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
        Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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        • #5
          Re: The Lapjuicer

          and its $h*t like this that makes me holler "NO!" when my daughter talks about wanting to attend UNLV (personal aside: my cousin's kid dropped out of UNLV, didn't tell her parents, and started stripping because of the mad cash).

          pax

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Pua'i Mana'o View Post
            and its $h*t like this that makes me holler "NO!" when my daughter talks about wanting to attend UNLV (personal aside: my cousin's kid dropped out of UNLV, didn't tell her parents, and started stripping because of the mad cash).
            Well the strippers that attend UH Manoa at least stay in school

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            • #7
              Re: The Lapjuicer

              "Sweet Okole" by the Beamers would the perfect song to play while the lapdancer performs on this.
              sigpic The Tasty Island

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              • #8
                Re: The Lapjuicer

                Another amazing device. Exactly how does one discover this sort of thing? What would be the correct google search?
                Aloha from Lavagal

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                • #9
                  Re: The Lapjuicer

                  Originally posted by manoasurfer123 View Post
                  Well the strippers that attend UH Manoa at least stay in school
                  I bet some of them "strips for God".
                  Aches & Pains
                  (through out our lives) knows no time!!.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Lapjuicer

                    Originally posted by craigwatanabe View Post

                    You sure that seat wasn't for hemmoroid suffers?
                    That's what it looks like to me .
                    Aches & Pains
                    (through out our lives) knows no time!!.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Serenity View Post
                      I bet some of them "strips for God".
                      What would make you say such a thing Serenity?

                      Auntie Lynn
                      Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
                      Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Lapjuicer

                        Originally posted by 1stwahine View Post
                        What would make you say such a thing Serenity?

                        Auntie Lynn
                        Ohhhh, I'm sorry about that. I guess you had to be there. lol.

                        My hubby (he's a taxi driver) picked up a gal, & she is a christain stripper, & she told my hubby that she was stripping for God.

                        ( I guess that's why I said that).
                        Aches & Pains
                        (through out our lives) knows no time!!.

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by Serenity View Post
                          Ohhhh, I'm sorry about that. I guess you had to be there. lol.

                          My hubby (he's a taxi driver) picked up a gal, & she is a christain stripper, & she told my hubby that she was stripping for God.

                          ( I guess that's why I said that).
                          I understand why you said that...however, she was the "devil" pretending to be a Christian! Luckily, she didn't devour your husband.

                          Auntie Lynn
                          Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
                          Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by 1stwahine View Post
                            I understand why you said that...however, she was the "devil" pretending to be a Christian! Luckily, she didn't devour your husband.

                            Auntie Lynn
                            yikes . lol.
                            Aches & Pains
                            (through out our lives) knows no time!!.

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                            • #15
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                              How does one justify stripping for God? I guess she isn't ashamed of her body and in Genesis neither was Adam or Eve until they sinned. So if she isn't ashamed of her body then I guess she feels she hasn't sinned...yet.

                              So getting back to the lapjuicer, can you imagine if that was motorized?
                              Life is what you make of it...so please read the instructions carefully.

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