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  • ???

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?

    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

    Why do you have to put your two cents in...but its only a penny for your thoughts? Wheres that extra penny going to?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They re going to see you naked anyway.

    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

    Why is bra singular and panties plural?

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

    Or watch a white thing come out a chickens behind and think, That ought to taste good.

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    When your photo is taken for your drivers license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for you license, are you going to be smiling?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your butt?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

  • #2
    Re: ???

    I don't know if I should answer those questions sarcastically, or literally.
    How'd I get so white and nerdy?


    • #3
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      um.............I think those are rhetorical questions?
      "Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be."
      – Sydney J. Harris


      • #4
        Re: ???

        Looks like one of those things that get endlessly circulated in bulk emails.
        I'm still here. Are you?


        • #5
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          I thought it was funny, and thought I'd share it.


          • #6
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            I liked the asteroid one.
            "Luke, help me take this mask off. Just for once, let me look at you with my own eyes. No, it turns the other way, Luke. To the left. No, to your left. Push down and twist. Line up the little arrows. Never mind, I'll do it."


            • #7
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              Susie - it was funny. Thanks for sharing with us.
              "Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be."
              – Sydney J. Harris