"You Learn Something Every Day"

[scrivener]

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Any chance you could actually budget some time to get outta that car and sit inside the restaurant? Fake reading a book or your laptop? Doing the sudoku, which you are an expert at, and is so charming for the ladies now?

Sure, there's a chance, but then I might have to put my moves on, and there's no room in my life for that right now! I'd rather just flirt.

My gosh young man, you are a prize. Why don't you know it? Of course, you should probably eat more healthy food!

First of all, who are you calling "young?"
Second, sure, I know I'm a prize. I'm just really, really, really picky. I have a broad (ha!) range of tastes and honestly consider most women I meet to be beautiful in some way, but when it comes to relationships, I've got a fine-meshed filter.

I must say that the pool is getting smaller. Plenty of fish in the ocean? What ocean? It's looking more like a wading pool lately!

Or waiting pool.

[mel]

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Sure, there's a chance, but then I might have to put my moves on, and there's no room in my life for that right now! I'd rather just flirt.

That's better than me. I only admire people I think I might like from a safe, long distance.

[LikaNui]

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I must say that the pool is getting smaller. Plenty of fish in the ocean? What ocean? It's looking more like a wading pool lately!
Or waiting pool.

Just make sure you don't pick someone from the shallow end of the gene pool.

[Pua'i Mana'o]

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...where I stop for my morningly Diet Pepsi.

I learned today that I cannot let that blasphemy passing as an adjective go without expressing serious umbrage...

[Pua'i Mana'o]

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That's better than me. I only admire people I think I might like from a safe, long distance.

You realize that there are women with high libidos who love to freak-da-geek? FYI.

[MadAzza]

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Yes. Well. There's still Hazel at the Chevron just two hundred yards further down the road, where I stop for my morningly Diet Pepsi. 'Though she's clearly a bit younger than my lower limit.

Myra? Hazel? Where are you stopping for food and gas, in the '50s?

[scrivener]

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Myra? Hazel? Where are you stopping for food and gas, in the '50s?

Yes. Well. Let's just say that Filipino women will surely be my downfall.

[lurkah]

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Yes. Well. Let's just say that Filipino women will surely be my downfall.

Eh Auntie, maybe you get chance.

[Miulang]

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Yes. Well. Let's just say that Filipino women will surely be my downfall.

Ya know, Scriv, you might just find someone older than you who floats your boat better than a young chickiepoo. I mean, look at Demi Moore/Ashton Tate. My guy is much younger than me but very similar in outlook, intelligence, and all the other things that make for a great relationship. So I dunno if I'm just young at heart or he's mature for his age! LOL

Don't put the "seasoned" wahines on the shelf because you think they're too old for you.

Miulang

[scrivener]

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Don't put the "seasoned" wahines on the shelf because you think they're too old for you.

My ceiling is a lot higher up from my age than my floor is beneath it. I just pretty much won't go lower than 30 at this time in my life. 29, maybe, but she'd better be an English major.

[lurkah]

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Ya know, Scriv, you might just find someone older than you who floats your boat better than a young chickiepoo. I mean, look at Demi Moore/Ashton Tate. My guy is much younger than me but very similar in outlook, intelligence, and all the other things that make for a great relationship. So I dunno if I'm just young at heart or he's mature for his age! LOL

Don't put the "seasoned" wahines on the shelf because you think they're too old for you.

Eh Auntie, Miulang stay pushing for you, too.

[LikaNui]

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I mean, look at Demi Moore/Ashton Tate.

Gee, Demi is with a software company? I wonder if Ashton Kutcher knows that.

[lavagal]

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Don't put the "seasoned" wahines on the shelf because you think they're too old for you.

Miulang

Here, here. I've got four years on my man. It works!

[kimo55]

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Gee, Demi is with a software company? I wonder if Ashton Kutcher knows that.

He's so young, Demi calls him Ashton Koocheeekoocheekoo.

[scrivener]

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That's better than me. I only admire people I think I might like from a safe, long distance.

Mel, I don't know you too well, but I've seen you in person, and you look at least as good as the other Dockers-and-Aloha-Shirt-wearing guys downtown, and those guys have relationships, so based solely on appearances, I'd say your chances are at least as good as anyone else's. So forget safety.

I'd be happy to show you some of my moves.