Breast Augmentation/Plastic Surgeons on Oahu

[kimo55]

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What was that Joan Rivers joke about small breasts?

dunno, but i do remember her saying once she was at the gynecologist with her feet up in the stirrups and the hospital gown thrown back over her face and the doc sez; wait a minute. i'll be right back. Didn't close the door all the way and it slowly creaked open. joan was visible for all the world to see in that doctor's waiting room, fulla people.
At that moment, 4 men turned gay and 3 women went blind.

But then, an old boyfriend happened to pass by the room and stopped outside the door as he passed and said:
"Joan! hey! thought I recognized ya!"

at that moment, she said she really wished she knew ventriloquism.

[Peshkwe]

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Concerning nipples...if all men were pigs seems like the biggest whine would be about the other six that've up and gone missing.

[craigwatanabe]

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What was that Joan Rivers joke about small breasts?

She said her breasts were so small that she accidently put Calamine lotion on them instead of breast enhancement cream and they disappeared

And no Madazza Kimo doesn't think you're fat. He just won't say it or else it's the dog house for him. You just can't say anything without implications to women.

[1stwahine]

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and then some. Makes it quite interesting for them...I guess?

ROFLMAO

Auntie Lynn

[tutusue]

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Nipples? I've been trying the longest to retrieve mine from my back since I celebrated my 50th Birthday in January!

Auntie Lynn

Aha! So that's why all the guys liked slow dancin' with you!

[1stwahine]

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Nipples? I've been trying the longest to retrieve mine from my back since I celebrated my 50th Birthday in January!

Auntie Lynn

[tutusue]

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[...]Yeah, I hate it when my nipples end up in the wrong place. Like, sometimes I could swear I left them with my car keys, but then I look and look and they aren't there. Then I find them on top of my head, or in the pocket of a jacket I haven't worn in weeks.

Just wait 'til after an hour of lookin' you eventually find 'em on your knees. Talk about crying!

[kimo55]

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Everything said about men being pigs is true. But breast augmentation won't help. They're not sexy, because they don't jiggle right, and the nipples end up in the wrong place.

well, if all men are pigs, then they wouldn't care where the nipples end up at.
and they wouldn't care if they jiggle left, either.

(sits here crying.. in my coffee)

[MadAzza]

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OK, Miu, maybe i definitely did way back in the ancient ages, decades ago when my hormones were ragin'.
and of course, I can't speak for all boyz. But that stuff don't push da buttons anywhere like it useta.
One matures outta that salivatin level after a while and learnes intelligence and a great sense of humor is sexy and is what makes a goil attractive.

Are you saying I'm fat??

(runs away crying)

[MadAzza]

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Everything said about men being pigs is true. But breast augmentation won't help. They're not sexy, because they don't jiggle right, and the nipples end up in the wrong place.

On your elbows?

(who gets the somewhat oblique pop-culture reference?)

Yeah, I hate it when my nipples end up in the wrong place. Like, sometimes I could swear I left them with my car keys, but then I look and look and they aren't there. Then I find them on top of my head, or in the pocket of a jacket I haven't worn in weeks.

[Mahi Waina]

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Everything said about men being pigs is true. But breast augmentation won't help. They're not sexy, because they don't jiggle right, and the nipples end up in the wrong place.

[kimo55]

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T I'm just genetically deficient in the chest department. I've hated it my entire life....

Well, ya just have to learn to tune into the "Bra Zen"


huuuuuhuhuhuu...

[craigwatanabe]

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One matures outta that salivatin level after a while and learnes intelligence and a great sense of humor is sexy and is what makes a goil attractive.

Either that or you just can't land that prize catch anymore Actually when it comes to old age, it's scary when I go to pick up my boys in either high school or at the UH/Hilo that I have to stop looking at the girls a certain way because they're young enough to be my daughters.

That's why I tell kids (the 20-somethings) not to get hitched in their twenties but to go out and have fun with life, Geez they just got out of their teens and away from the rigors of Mom and Pop. In other words get it outta their systems so when they're ready to get serious with someone else, they've sewn their wild oats and the urge to do the child porn thing is not in their realm.

[kimo55]

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OK, Miu, maybe i definitely did way back in the ancient ages, decades ago when my hormones were ragin'.
and of course, I can't speak for all boyz. But that stuff don't push da buttons anywhere like it useta.
One matures outta that salivatin level after a while and learnes intelligence and a great sense of humor is sexy and is what makes a goil attractive.

[1stwahine]

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"men are easy to please. we don't notice big butts, tiny titties... it's who ya are that makes the package sexy." quote from Kimo55

ROFLMAO

Das is so full of KAKA'S!!!!

My somach is too sore, I can not post a comment. Wait.

K-den. If that's so true. How come I no can find nobody? Eh?

I'm who I am. I fit a pretty package. Neva mind, don't answer.

See ya and Maddie at the Picnic!

Auntie Lynn