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This'SNL' Skit About Our Obsession With True Crime Shows Is Too Accurate (msn.com)

When there's a life insurance policy involved. It's the spouse.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cdc-wants-prepare-zombie-apocalypse-160900024.html

Are you ready for this?

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/03/06/hawaii-news/ex-cops-could-lead-quarantine-and-mask-crackdowns/

Some people are just selfish. No can help.

Whenever I log in, I don't see any past regular members. Only guests.

Parade magazine returning to Star-Advertiser’s Sunday edition | Honolulu Star-Advertiser

There used to be a Parade magazine included in the Sunday's paper when it was bumbucha.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/03/02/food/halms-enterprises-still-reigns-as-hawaiis-kimchi-king/

I like the High Max one.

There was a stereotype of green eggs. It's not easy being green.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/03/03/hawaii-news/state-rep-har-faces-drunken-driving-penalties-she-helped-write/

The slurred speech and attempt at humor is when the bartender will stop...

https://www.kitv.com/story/43441352/after-nearly-70-years-kaneohe-bakery-to-permanently-close-due-to-covid19-impacts

Big or small bakeries in Hawaii are closing. That's sad.

6 Dr. Seuss books won't be published anymore because they portra - Honolulu, Hawaii news, sports & weather - KITV Channel 4

The Seuss is loose.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/reese-announced-brand-candy-made-150000168.html

You got peanut butter in my peanut butter.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/03/01/breaking-news/loves-bakery-to-close-lay-off-231/

Love's Bakery hot dog buns were good for potluck picnics for outdoor cooked hot dogs. Their old...

https://www.kitv.com/story/43421339/how-long-should-movies-be-in-theaters-before-streaming-hollywood-is-trying-to-find-out

What's the future for movie theaters?

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/02/27/photo-gallery/friends-of-the-library-of-hawaiis-pop-up-bookstore-opens-at-ward-village/

They will be at Ward.

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2021/02/27/hecos-profits-jumped-some-customers-struggled-pay-bills/

People had to stay at home for a period of months.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/02/26/breaking-news/at-conservative-conference-donald-trump-is-still-the-golden-boy/

A couple of comments in the Advertiser made a crack about Trump being a...

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/02/26/breaking-news/ted-cruz-speaking-at-cpac-jokes-about-cancun-trip-and-tells-media-to-lighten-up/

Let them eat cake left out in the rain. They'll never have...

https://www.kitv.com/story/43397381/oahu-lawmaker-arrested-for-dui

She said, "Don't you know who I am?" Her majesty has spoken.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/stunning-photo-shows-both-red-220307900.html

And the flag was still there.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/02/25/breaking-news/mcplant-and-more-beyond-meat-inks-mcdonalds-yum-deals/

Can't Wait.

He was talent on a loan.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/frasier-revival-officially-greenlit-kelsey-222502804.html

I'm listening.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/02/24/breaking-news/honolulu-police-to-shut-down-covid-19-enforcement-hotline-this-weekend/

It's on to the honor system.

https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/02/23/breaking-news/mcdonalds-joins-the-fray-in-battle-for-chicken-sandwich-supremacy/

You want me to hold the chicken!

https://www.kitv.com/story/43390287/customer-gives-wahiawa-shop-a-bad-yelp-review-after-being-asked-to-wear-a-mask

Do you know who I am? Her majesty demands no one will make eye contact with her!