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    Cheery quote: "Only the mediocre are always at their best." Unknown

    Snarky quote: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." Thomas Brackett Reed

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    "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours."

    Dale Carnegie
    Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
    Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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      "Something bad didn't happen every time I was drunk, but I was drunk everytime something bad happened." -- from Drinking: A Love Story, by Caroline Knapp

      And a funny:

      Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didnt drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver."--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
      Tessie, "Nuf Ced" McGreevey shouted
      We're not here to mess around
      Boston, you know we love you madly
      Hear the crowd roar to your sound
      Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
      You know we couldn't live without you
      Tessie, you are the only only only

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        "One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of their government, and the government is going to have to give it."

        - Dwight Eisenhower

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          Following on Lei Liko's heels:

          "If I had all the money I've spent on drink ... I'd spend it all on drink."
          ~ Viv Stanshall, from "Sir Henry at Rawlinson End" ~ (also the source for my sig line, at present)

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            "Stand up for something, or you'll for for anything."
            -Malcolm X
            Twitter: LookMaICanWrite


            flickr

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              It's not the people who do well on their day jobs who make the mark that everyone remembers, it's those cranky old men who get pissed off by the status quo and do something about it. I know those book shelves and picnic tables will be around for a long time after we're gone.
              ---Medic stationed in Iraq

              Miulang
              "Americans believe in three freedoms. Freedom of speech; freedom of religion; and the freedom to deny the other two to folks they don`t like.” --Mark Twain

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              • #8
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                Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out...

                ... but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

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                That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                  Reviving this thread with this one:

                  “We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce
                  the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know
                  that is not true."

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                  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                    "The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude."

                    --Not sure...hell, I'll take credit for it.
                    Twitter: LookMaICanWrite


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                      Dogs have masters.

                      Cats have staff.

                      (Sign in a vet's office)
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                      That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                        If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
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                        That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by Mike_Lowery View Post
                          "The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude."
                          Nah. Sometimes a bad day is just a bad day.

                          Fork in your eye? Now that's a bad day. Attitude has nothing to do with it.

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                            “The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.”

                            - Charles Bukowski

                            “Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live”

                            - Charles Bukowski

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                              “I was married by a judge.

                              I should have asked for a jury.”

                              -- Groucho Marx
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                              That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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