Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

**Menehune Man** · November 28th, 2011, 06:35 PM

"As for the other Mike Rowe, I really do feel his pain, and can only suggest that he avoid Lee jeans while behind bars. They really do make your butt look good."
That's a great one!

This line is taken from the movie '2012'...
"It's kinda galling when you realize the nutbags with the cardboard signs had it right the whole time."

Hmmm...

**LikaNui** · November 29th, 2011, 08:43 PM

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

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**Menehune Man** · November 30th, 2011, 04:29 PM

"Don't act like the hypocrite, who thinks he can conceal his wiles while loudly quoting the Koran."
Hafez, 14th Century Iranian poet

Of course the Jewish Torah or Christian Bible could also be substituted in place of 'Koran'.

**LikaNui** · December 24th, 2011, 07:37 AM

"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live." -- Dennis Miller

"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble." -- Bob Hope

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." -- Jay Leno

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year." -- Victor Borge

"Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty ... and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard." -- Unknown

**LikaNui** · December 31st, 2011, 10:19 AM

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
My personality is me.
My attitude depends on you.

**Menehune Man** · January 9th, 2012, 10:40 PM

There's a difference between giving up and knowing when you've just had enough.
unknown

**LikaNui** · January 13th, 2013, 07:51 AM

There's no alcohol in a Shrimp Cocktail!!!
Homer Simpson (on a TV commercial last night)

**Menehune Man** · January 13th, 2013, 11:51 PM

The Rum Diary. Watched the movie at home on DVD tonight.
Here's the quote from a lobster to a zoned out reporter named Kemp(johnny Depp)
"Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that claim a God.
And the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one."

Zinger yeah?!

**KokuaFH** · March 23rd, 2013, 07:54 PM

I have yet to find one that tops this in any form...

“Man sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

Confucius (Circa: 551–479 BCE)