Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

[craigwatanabe]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

"Ouch"

E.T.

[LikaNui]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

Perhaps some of these would work as elevator conversation:


A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
W. C. Fields

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. Fields

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
W. C. Fields

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
W. C. Fields

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. Fields

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. Fields

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
W. C. Fields

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. Fields

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields

I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
W. C. Fields

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
W. C. Fields

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W. C. Fields

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
W. C. Fields

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
W. C. Fields

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
W. C. Fields

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. Fields

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
W. C. Fields

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W. C. Fields

[LikaNui]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

“It's hard enough to remember my opinions, without also having to remember my reasons for them.”
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, nineteenth-century German philologist and philosopher.

[WindwardOahuRN]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

“It's hard enough to remember my opinions, without also having to remember my reasons for them.”
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, nineteenth-century German philologist and philosopher.

Which brings to mind: "“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.”
---Abraham Lincoln


Somehow this fits amazingly well here!

[LikaNui]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

It's not someone's "CRACK" you see hanging out of their pants when they squat down or bend over; it's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
--Tom Leweck

[LikaNui]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

"The secret of our long marriage? We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
-- Henny Youngman

[Karen]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

Dang, I forgot this thread existed and could add one or more to it daily, as I have a ton of favs!

"Careful- you become what you hate."

"Just as impatience is the primitive energy of pride, so is patience the "force" behind humility."
- Roy Masters, fhu.com

[Menehune Man]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

Right is right. Even if those around you are all against it.
While wrong is wrong. Even if all are for it.

I don't know who said it.

[LikaNui]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

I understand about the speed of light.
But what is the speed of dark?

[LikaNui]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

[Menehune Man]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

Twenty Years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

........Mark Twain

[Walkoff Balk]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

The best quotes are from former baseball player Yogi Berra:
Baseball is 90% mental, and the other half is physical.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
It aint the heat, it's the humility.

[Menehune Man]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

The pendulum always swings from one extreme of wrong doing,
past the proper action of equality,
to the far extreme in favor of the other side.

Myself - (just now)

[Holonalu]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

If you're going blind, you must be doing it right........Where's my damned keyboard???????????

Aloha nuinui

[Leo Lakio]

Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

“But not every wrong, or even every violation of the law, is a crime.”
~~~ U.S. Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey, 8/12/08 ~~~