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    Re: Your best comeback line?

    Originally posted by Walkoff Balk View Post
    Mariah had a good comeback even if she might have been drunk.
    Her publicist probably started that rumor so that people wouldn't realize Mariah was stone-cold sober...
    Youth may be wasted on the young, but retirement is wasted on the old.
    Live like you're dying, invest like you're immortal.
    We grow old if we stop playing, but it's never too late to have a happy childhood.
    Forget about who you were-- discover who you are.

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      Re: Your best comeback line?

      One summer after the 4th or 5th grade, my friends and I were in the Waipahu Rec Center pool. There were probably 10 or 12 of us, and we all happened to be Japanese. A Filipino kid yelled something like "Eh, what you guys, the Japanese Army?" To which I yelled back "Eh, you gotta get out. The sign says no flips in the pool."

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